Be still my beating heart.

Oh, no no. We’re not done with Kristi Noem. Not by a longshot.

Trump inventing some ridiculous new position to which he can demote Kristi Noem is mostly just his weird way of never admitting he made a mistake. It doesn’t really have anything to do with her.

How are the MAGAs doing with the “no new wars” guy blithely admitting that “some people are going to die?”

Noem may be gone, but the main problem is Stephen Miller. He’s the psychopath behind it all.

Markwayne Mullin might not be as extravagantly loathsome as Kristi Noem but Stephen Miller and the unhinged cruelty of the regime’s policies are still fundamentally the problem.

I still sometimes struggle to understand how even terrible, stupid people put their trust in a Republican Party that doesn’t trust them.

The new big empty hat, Markwayne Mullin, going to DHS once challenged the Teamsters President, Sean O’Brien, another asshole dipshit, to a playground brawl during a Senate hearing. Bernie Sanders had to talk the thug down. Only the best.

Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"

Basically another big, empty hat going to DHS. Trump won’t trust anybody smarter than him this time so a government of his performative dipshits is what we get.

How OPERATION EPSTEIN FURY is going so far: 🤣 🖕 👌 👎

Markwayne Mullin was a successful plumber. It’ll be fine 🤪

One corrupt idiot out. One corrupt idiot in.

Does Markwayne Mullin know he has to fuck Corey Lewandowski?

Would Markwayne Mullin get to keep Corey Lewandowski? As I understand it, he’s the one actually running DHS.

Replacing Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin might at least be a lot funnier.

John Tester to a scumbag MAGA thug like Tim Sheehy, who isn’t even from Montana, might be the most embarrassing political downgrade in recent memory. For shame on anyone who voted for that.

I cannot believe Montanans swapped out John Tester for that MAGA scumbag thug. Tim Sheehy isn’t even from Montana - but he’s all yours now.

He wants to replace the brain trust of Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski with Markwayne Mullin. Dear God! LOL 😂 I shouldn’t laugh but everything is just so fucking ridiculous at this point.

Montanans appear to have a fondness for electing violent people with anger management issues and I just would not have expected that of Montana.

Remember Donald Trump in a garbage truck and neon safety vest doing loops in an empty parking lot? It’s not like we didn’t know these people were trash before you voted for them.

Love it!

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not exactly proud of Chuck Schumer but he’s not assaulting Marines during Congressional hearings and breaking their bones like Tim Sheehy.

Is an unhinged thug like Tim Sheehy really the kind of person Montanans want representing them? He’s a despicable asshole. Full stop.

I understand that Montana is a politically conservative state. But is it a violent and mean-spirited state? Whatever your politics, Tim Sheehy is scumbag. Full stop. Why would anyone vote for such an individual? www.thedailybeast.com/veteran-bria...

A sitting US Senator and MAGA scumbag, Tim Sheehy of Montana, attacked a Marine and broke his hand - over Constitutionally protected free-speech. If you don’t know it yet, the United States under unified Republican control is the “shithole country” you’ve heard about. Sorry but you need to hear it.

I’ll bet all the fraud in Minnesota is a small fraction of everything Trump has stolen from us in the last fourteen months.

It would be my preference to never hear a damn thing about anyone’s religion but in the case of Talarico, I do appreciate that he exposes MAGA “Christianity” for the vacuous, mean-spirited fraud it is.

NANCY MACE: What is a woman? Have you learned that lesson? WALZ: I'm the governor of Minnesota. I'm not here to be a prop for your obsession.

To all the folks who just can’t believe Texas didn’t suddenly turn hard left - what planet are y’all on?

WELCH: Mr. Yoho is also the husband of your former spokesperson, Tricia McLaughlin? NOEM: Yes WELCH: So your former assistant and her husband are the ones that got the DHS no bid contract for $143m. Any dispute about that? NOEM: No.

Reading political takes online this morning is quite disheartening. Put simply, American voters are a suicidal plague of civic ignorance.

If you ask Trump, the reason for the Iran war is different every time. Which isn't particularly compelling. Rubio, defensive as he may be, is a bit more on message but it's not like I believe anything any of them say anyway.

after absolutely eviscerating Kristi Noem and calling for her resignation, Tillis is applauded. He thens threatens to hold up nominees if she doesn't stop stonewalling him. My God.

Hillary Clinton is probably the single smartest, most qualified person to ever run for the American Presidency. But it’s now been proven twice that if you offer American voters a strong, smart woman, they’ll burn the fucking house down.

The stupid buffoon in the White House has no idea what he’s doing in Iran. He’s more focused on his drapes. He’s always been an incompetent ass, but now we’re in a war without a plan thanks to him. Who knows where this ends.

The MAGA world is frantically spinning itself into knots over Trump's angry red neck rash as he approaches 80, with one loyal lackey actually blaming the dry cleaner while six American soldiers are dead, and the country questions his fitness. 1/2

According to Hegseth, not slaughtering everyone in cold blood is too politically correct. Not exactly the kind of psychopath you want conducting a war of choice.

This is what happens when Hegseth plays drinking games with Israelis.

It seemed to occur to them yesterday that they better start telling the no-new-wars MAGA base that this obvious war of choice was a defensive necessity. Of course, it’s just the latest story, but getting dragged into this war by Israel may not actually be too far off.

They don’t even bother checking the facts themselves before they lie to us.

No one who actually knows what they’re doing militarily ever speaks that confidently. War is too full of surprises.

The problem with a regime that lies about everything is that we obviously can’t believe anything.

What the hell Pete Kegsbreath talking about? Is he drunk again? Of course we started it.

Yet another reckless Republican war of distraction. We’ve seen this movie too many times before and it never ends well.

High on war power and feeling invincible, Trump boasts nobody else could pull off Iran strikes, admitting he rejected peace talks because 'we have become spoiled.' Four service members dead, but at least he's having fun. 1/2

I enjoy it when Republicans dare to venture beyond the safety of Fox News and then complain bitterly when they can’t get away with lying about everything.

The Pentagon is hanging the White House out to dry. www.cnn.com/world/live-n...

Eventually, all Republican Presidents start wars to distract from their domestic failures, and it’s never been more obvious than this incoherent Iran adventurism.