Jesus returns in time for Christmas

Jesus has risen in December ladies and gentlemen

No one’s ever worsted someone else. My team has never worsted their opponents. Shove it in your ass Connections.

I drew North London

Rain here is making me want clam chowder for lunch and I have never ONCE enjoyed clam chowder

Define your music taste in eight artists: Gogol Bordello Babymetal Red Sparowes Ghost Anthrax Klaxons Death From Above 1979 Duran Duran

I was all excited to get more item storage in Pokemon Go and then they gave me 500 ultra balls

This Birdcall in PHX is playing You Be Illin’ and I live here now

Sitting in this coffee house in KC, watching the absolute zen therapy that is this baker cracking thousands of eggs.

Found out if you play demonic-y metal loud enough, the screaming kids around you just blend into the soundscape. Music: “Decapitation inflicted by a monster’s haaand!” Kid (right on cue): “aaaaAAAAAaaaahh!”

I need a new reader app now that Google is putting their crappy AI summaries on top of suggested articles. Anyone still use an app with article curation for interests?

This shop is playing Flo Rida and now that will be stuck in my head all day.

Four cards, four card types that are hugely influential to the way you enjoy Magic:

My Shazam history is 25% songs I like 75% prove I’m right about who sings this song

Ten writers of whom I've read five-plus books: Agatha Christie Arthur Conan Doyle Terry Brooks Lilian Jackson Braun Robert Arthur Jr. Fred Saberhagen David Baldacci Edward Packard Jules Verne Jim Davis

I don’t understand Final Fantasy limited and I don’t think I particularly like it.

Survivor hits its 50th season and the most returning players you can get from Seasons 1-30 is ... six? That is super not exciting. But I mean it is also another season to root for Coach so I guess I can't complain. :)

Eurovision N1 faves: Sweden, Estonia, Albania. But I don’t think we saw this year’s winner tonight …

I do not understand how to draft Dragonstorm. That does not prevent me from being unable to stop drafting Dragonstorm. But somehow I am not learning anything from my failures here. :)

May I interest you in a new pope that doesn't cover up abuse scandals and welcomes queerness?

disappointed we didn’t get Pope Pizzaballa but at least we’ll always have Pope Deep Dish

Lots of people on my TV talking about how bottle caps in #pokemongo will be great for making hundos and not a lot talking about how bottle caps will be great for turning those 0/4/5 throwaway guys into PVP monsters.

I don't know why I can't learn to just mulligan any two-land hand in Arena. I've licked this badger too many times.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

New Ghost is enjoyable but I think my favorite is still Impera (I know!)

Some Amazon driver in the neighborhood is blaring DeBarge and I am fifteen again. Can I stay fifteen? I had a lot less to worry about.

With dawn, they come. They explore and dig, cut and burn, shape and take shelter. They are temporary, finite. You endure their changes, knowing they will decline. For you are all that is natural and true. Bone and claw, blood and breath. You Are the Wilds www.kickstarter.com/projects/san...

THIS IS A RT OF THE SAME OUTBURST 12 MINUTES AGO

DEEECCCKKKKKEEEEERRRRS

Reuben’s playlist hit “country cover of Fifty Cent” and time to find a new watering hole ;)

The very knowledgeable young lady leading this chocolate tour next to me just espoused new Caribbean sources of chocolate like the Dominican Republic and Papua New Guinea and FINALLY this dumb map game I play every day has paid dividends thanks Worldle ;)

Finally got to cheese someone put with the Enduring Alacrity / Bloodthirsty Conqueror combo.

Getting ready for the #Switch2 Direct with a #Twobucks villager hunt! (Miss Kitty kicked Renee out.) 1: HAMLET. Big Shakespeare fan but I’m kinda anti hamster. If they were more Hamtaro I’d be in. 2: RICKY. He’s lookin at me funny. 3: REX. His catchphrase is “cool cat.” So is mine!

MAGNETO. How. How are they gonna do this.

Whenever my brain can’t remember a technical word or brand name, it just fills in with Pokemon names, so I think I just said this tv character had a fatal dose of Toxapex

Do not think I realized Smeargle could learn legendary exclusive moves? #pokemongo

Just got Hidetsugu's Second Rite'd after I GAINED MYSELF back up to 10. Haha well played.

Achievement unlocked: Reference 3OH!3 in a work conversation.

Not sure why but somehow I’m avoiding dumb “AI” being forced on me just because I like the sound of the accent

H: “We’re gonna have another thing of wine. I got in and out of the bathroom way too well.”

Just made a pop-culture joke to my cat that is WAAAAY before her time.

H: “I wanna yack so bad!” (evidently there’s a brand of Stanley mug in Europe called Yack)

Family across the street bundled up in three layers of ski gear and here I go to shovel this half-inch of snow in my sandals. New Jersey is a different brand of folks.

There is not enough big-city car-honking, loud-music, public-transport, late-night-fights, general-life noise that I would not endure to NEVER HAVE TO HEAR THIS MOTHER FLUGGER AND HIS LEAFBLOWER AGAIN

There is not enough beer in this can for Keith Urban

Anyone wanna cube?

Jeez Santa I was not this good this year.

It took me four grocery stores to find parsley tonight. Is there some TikTok dance I don’t know about? Some parsley challenge?

Dear Elves players: I'm just trying to cast red spells for my Arena daily task, if all I get to cast is one Flame Sweep, this is gonna take all day

Thanks internet