Repost to scare Bluesky developers

I don't wanna hear you even mention larping unless you've at least had a sword in your hand in the woods. I don't give a fuck that people don't care about what words actually mean, larping is for real losers like me and this shit is STOLEN VALOR. I've protected my virginity with costumes for YEARS!

plato's cave: the video game

At the local greasy spoon burger joint and they're blasting the Hamilton Soundtrack? Like loudly and also it would seem the full album but in shuffle? I am perplexed and annoyed at the reminder that the music of Mr. Miranda is annoyingly catchy...

my beautiful girlfriend the summer thunderstorm is visiting….

Bring back proper blurbs at the back of books. Nowadays, the back of a book is just quotes from celebrities who've been paid to praise it. That's not helpful when I'm trying to decide whether to buy it. I want to know what the book is about.

I gotta be so fr, I like dcc a fairly decent amount. I'm like half way thru book 5. I don't think I really understood the amount of like early 2010s Tumblr Fandom effect its having on the millennial until I stumbled into that side of Facebook. Like damn, yall will tattoo any basic catchphrase huh...

Extremely niche item that is apparently impossible to buy on its own is just a fuckin keyring? I've never had to actually purchase one before but I bent the shit out of my main one pulling it out of my pocket and apparently they just don't exist as standalone products at big box stores?

There is an amount of stupidity that liking/using ai puts on you the instant you tell me you partake. I can't name if but it's like an ethereal traitor aura, especially when you're a creative person. Like, brother I'm begging you to get a degree and understand the process is the point actually.

Count your blessings and suck some girl cock. You’re living the life

Of course I know Wario is evil but I always pick him because I’m able to separate the kart from the kartist

Happy Mpreg Monday!

the last ship standing in question:

The whole fender fallout is fuckin hilarious to me as a boomer guitar enjoyer. Sittin here like, "first time?"

"real cinema is all about story" "real music is about lyricism" "real game design isn't about graphics" - quotes from the discerning Sensory Information Hater. Loves stories about human experiences but hasn't had one personally. They cannot see paintings and their house is unfurnished

This and getting my main guitar refretted got me feelin some kinda way...

Went to the Virgin convention and only had cool conversations and chaste handholdings. Pretty great day overall, 8/10.

Children, since those mean politicians canceled drag queen story hour, we have a special guest to read to you today. #satan

AI simps screaming "it's just a tool" as I use my tool to remove them from this mortal coil.

Always, ALWAYS listen to John Waters.

Alright bluesky, I know I've been posting an excessive amount about being a degenerate, but I really expected a bit of buffer on my discover feed becoming eaten by furry vore and feeder art... Like I'm not invested in that specific subculture, but that ramp was steep and fast so I respect the commit

i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡

It's a beautiful day to be a degenerate pervert!

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doing a kill la kill rewatch I wonder if watching this show for the first time when I was 13 did something to my brain... surely not

Got fired from the casual acoustic gig for playin doom gong. These mfs could not handle the Annihilator 😤

Call me Jesus the way I make people water and whine

being opposed to kink is inherently tied to assimilationism and always has been

At the gym (golden corral) training my stomach to failure (I puked in my water glass) 😤 I am on that mf grindset 🏋‍♂️

Clocking in at the Sisyphus phactory, really hope they don't put me on rock duty again today 🤞

Need me a guy who can eat pussy like the blues traveler harmonica player.

Inside me there are 2 creatures. One craves 10 dollar shot of single origin bourgeois espresso with tasting notes and shit, the second more dastardly creature craves nothing more than a dirty water weiner and some grease in a bag.

You take 45 minutes to complete a task because you're old and tired, I take 45 minutes kuz im watchin Toxie MF Sinclaire and typing in chat while dog walking your task for you. We are not the same o7

Shoutsout Taro Sakamoto for giving fat weebs like me a guy to cosplay without having to be the "fat" version of x character. Huge day for conventions everywhere 🗣

If you ever catch me with uncuffed pants please check if I'm wearing a suit. If not that is an impostor and you should run very far away. I will die before I get a pant leg hemmed.

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

Does an advanced application of heavy chalance take away from my enigmatic nature? Absolutely. Will I still try my heart out at everything I do? Absolutley.

The speakers at this very upscale cafe are so blown out its making piano man sound like fuckin sperm swamp, and frankly I couldn't think of a better ambience for my casual study session.

The best part about chainsaw man getting popular is that its an immediate test of who has media literacy.

And I love you, random customer!

As someone who has been a smoker and a non smoker, I cannot fathom how people could ever think smoking wasn't bad for you. I then have a cigarette after 4 months and understand that people are stupid and minty leaf burn so good.

Wishing the inventor of the Frappuccino a very good choke on a cream charger.

Every time I watch the blood and thunder music video I always get jumpscared by the two sisters of battle making out about a minute in.

Forgive me father for I have sinned. I yelled "YEAH!" When a band asked if I knew the song they were about to play, when I in fact had no clue the song had been written, much less recorded and performed live.

Magic is everywhere for those with eyes to see. That is why I will be selling magic seeing eyeballs for the low low cost of $27.64 starting tomorrow. The surgery to have them installed is performed in house by trained magical clinicians. Please inquire about procedure cost.