Excellent satire and very believable

We must emulate the United Arab Emirates, apparently. Where to even start...?

It is the duty of our media to inform and report on the bad actors who threaten our very existence. Russia, Iran, the Taliban, Farage, Robinson, Tice, Reform. Yet they won’t and they don’t. Because they’re on the take too. There is no other reason. None. They’re all traitors.

Things Farage won’t answer: 1. Why did he lie about buying a house in Clacton? 2. What did he know about Welsh Reform Leader Nathan Gill’s Russian Bribes? 3. Why did he lie about meeting the Russian Ambassador? 4. Why is his flagship council Kent raising taxes and cutting services?

So to summarise, this is a white politician blaming a black journalist for the racism he is now actively helping to promote, after receiving the full endorsement of his own party leader

"Tory Party confirmed as worst integrated" says spokesperson "There's not a single working class, poor or homeless person in our ranks & Kemi needs to make sure that remains the case. We don't want any riff raff swelling our ranks. People with rascist views, as Mr Jenrick knows, are always welcome."

"Ofcom appears to be unwilling to intervene and unwilling to regulate this channel in the same way as it regulates other television news channels." www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

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Don't forget that 41 Tory MPs in the last government took Russian donations. That might account for media reticence to report on the Nathan Gill case.

"Hello Wiggy, have you been having a nice time?" "Yes, Gobert, I've Geen Grinking Gots of Geer and Geing a Git Gascist." "Good for you, I'm going to shit out a lot of Far Right clichés & run down the judicial system to prepare for leadership." "Ge-ing a Gunt as usual, then."

Reform UK's Kent council tax going up by 5%. They didn't find cuts through the failed DOGE. This was their flyer in May 2025.

1 week ago Nathan Gill pled guilty to 8 charges of Russian bribery. Nigel Farage, Richard Tice, Dr David Bull and Paul Nuttall, all senior Reform UK leadership, all colleagues of Gill’s through UKIP, Brexit Party and Reform UK. All have done what guilty people do. Silence.

Nine jobs Nigel Farage hasn't updated his ­register of interests in months. Potentially hundreds of thousands of ££££ from his many "outside interests" remain undeclared observer.co.uk/news/politic...

This. Is. Brilliant.

What did Dr David Bull know about his friend Nathan Gill’s Russian Bribes? x.com/NathanGillME...

❓Should Reform be renamed Russia Party 🇷🇺? Russian Oligarch gives: 💷 £2.1 million to the Tories 🎾 £160K to play tennis with Boris 🍷 Now Tice meets on the Riviera 🇫🇷 Why is this not front page News?

Alastair Campbell: "Another day another news blackout from most of our media on the story of a Farage ally in European Parliament and leader of his party in Wales taking bribes from Russia to spout their lies and BS … Nathan Gill should be a household name by now."

After 14 years of inept, malicious and most of all THIEVING TORIES, it's going to take years to noticeably reduce inequality and lift people out of poverty. I don't envy Labour having the complex task of trying to get the economy going while also reducing inequality, but given enough time they will.

Reform UK’s Skelton East, Redcar and Cleveland by-election candidate Craig Holmes, trousers down like a toddler doing a pee pee on someone’s property. He’s standing for election next Thursday.

Keep it focused, lads, eh? Misogynist UK press decides Angela Rayner's taxi journey is a more important issue than tax dodging, property shifting, multiple-job taking, permanently absent, Russian-sponsored Far Right MP.

Another day of Reform UK silence on Nathan Gill. Nigel Farage Richard Tice Dr David Bull Paul Nuttall All served as MEPs alongside him, all members of UKIP and Reform UK. Did they know? The silence is deafening. #ReformRussianBribes

Putin crushes dissent, Lukashenko crushes ballots, Badenoch crushes whatever dignity the Tory party had left. #ukpolitics

perfect

🔴 If Gill took Kremlin cash to say it...why was Farage saying the same things? 🐻🇷🇺🪆 This looks Bad! This looks identical! #Brexit #Putin

Johnson’s cull of MPs prepared to tell the truth about Brexit consigned the Tories to the absurdity & irrelevance they currently enjoy. The media’s pitiful complicity in & failure to explain this lets Farage move in to the vacated space despite embodying the stupidity & bigotry that did for them.

Jimmy Fartrage

Nigel Farage Broke Britain.

Works for me.

Nigel Farage, Richard Tice, Dr David Bull, Paul Nuttall, still haven’t said a word about their MEP colleague from UKIP to Reform UK, the Reform UK Leader in Wales Nathan Gill. 8 charges of Russian bribery, all admitted. Reform UK are on the hook for this.

Any time a politician says we should leave the ECHR, the very next questions any interviewer should ask are 🚨Which human rights are you willing to lose personally 🚨Which methods of torture are you going to allow people to be sent to face 🚨Which family members would you be willing to lose #r4today

History repeats. That’s why in Europe we have the ECHR. 🇪🇺

Reform UK don’t like to pay for anything… Incredible conversation kicking off between former candidates and vendors to the party. Even this statement by an app developer: www.thecafeapp.com/pressstatement

More than 60,000 people have signed a new petition within 24 hours calling for PPE-scandal peer Michelle Mone to be stripped of her peerage and removed from the House of Lords www.change.org/p/strip-mich...

Reminder that Nathan Gill, who pleaded guilty to 8 counts of Putin's bribery was quite central to Refuk as Reform UK Leader in Wales. He was close to Farage, Tice, Yusuf, GB NEWS’s Daubney, Reform’s Reckless and former MEP Alex Phillips. Refuk's Kremlin 🐀🐀 silence is deafening.

Free Speech Absolutism types: "There is no hate speech! Only free speech." Also them if anyone asks piercing questions that undermine their stated positions or even politely or accurately criticises them: "NOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!! Criticising me is hate speech against both me and the nation!!!!!"

DEEP DIVE: How Does Reform Show Its Racism? Let Me Count the Ways www.bearlypolitics.co.uk/p/deep-dive-...

Is this the photo that will bring down Farage? Nigel's colleague just pled guilty to taking a bribe from a Russian agent. Here is Nigel with that same Russian agent's wife... Oh, btw, who paid for your house Nigel? #NigelFarage

😂 Reform party - for the cerebrally challenged - roflol