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first day of Fall. I've been on sabbatical. Football season, huh? GONERFEST this week. Is the National Guard or something coming to Memphis? What's up?

In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Mississippi.

when I was a little boy my dad and I went to The Memphis Invitational Open golf tournament at Colonial Country Club. We followed Lee Trevino as he played.. oh and the country club was at Park and Perkins.

If you watched the Masters & thought to yourself, I can do that.. you can’t.

finally

The Ted Cruz curse

that MEMBERS ONLY jacket if you are me..

Ooooooooo

fucking 8 DAYS AGO

Are these actual meteorologists on channel 3?

If you’re ordering delivery in this bs, the tip is 100% of the bill.

3:59 pm A severe t'storm was issued for Shelby, Desoto, Fayette, and Marshall Co. until 4:45 pm. 60 mph wind gusts and quarter sized hail is possible with this storm./RB

Tis the season

The The doesn’t get enough credit for the soundtrack of my life.

New band member for TURNT dang

My young old friend Ben Felten @mysteresdeparis.bsky.social and I have started a new podcast called "Radio Tombola" (you never quite know what you're going to get when you reach inside), and the first episode is about "improbable covers". It's a fun hour-and-a-bit. www.mixcloud.com/RadioTombola...

We still don’t know the 11 herbs and spices Kentucky Fried Chicken uses.

Houston steadily snatching Gonzaga out of the jaws of defeat..

This is why Tesla is failing.

I am fucking off on this thing because the chain came off my chainsaw twice today and I am alone. too many horror movies, I suppose..

so. allow me to redeem myself to the Memphis punk gatekeepers- I think the next time I am playing will be Easter Sunday at the Lamp- burlesque brunch.. its also 4/20

I have the worst taste in music and I am ok with it.. I very well could have been singing along to Bad English before I played CBGB's..

ok I have sirius xm and yesterday on the metal station Def Leppard came on- High and Dry. I saw them around that time when they opened for Ozzy.. he was on his Blizzard of Oz tour- Orpheum in Memphis

here's a moment of truth- saying that locals don't go to Beale is a low key racist statement

5 years later, COVID killed my dad. Our parents aren’t dying of natural causes or old age anymore.. it’s shit like Covid, car wrecks from people racing, bullets, alcoholism..

hey for real.. why aren't folks out buying Tesla's and saving the company? 😜

really digging the idea of of GONERFEST moving to Broad..

I expect zero truth from the Memphis mayor..

Ohhh hell we in the Flyer.. for tomorrow night..

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SUNDAY! I don’t care, it’s cheat day.. God knows my heart #lent

@actionnews5.com has the perfect opportunity to use the term, we don’t bluff, in all marketing platforms

grief-- my dad. He surely would have been at the game today. weird-- I had to run out to my parents today to help my mom get her Spyder ready for the warm weather.. she's 80. We talked about watching the game. nope.

Our daughter who goes to school in Florida, flew home last night to hangout with us for her spring break. She’s 20. Still my baby.

It's a beautiful night to go outside and look up! The Int'l Space Station will pass directly overhead in a high arc between 7:35-7:42pm tonight. Look for a steadily moving "bright star" moving from SW to NE.

Well yeah because it’s cribbed from @tomscocca.bsky.social defector.com/this-is-uvalde

With federal and corporate layoffs actively occurring and looming, I know many are seeking jobs. I am sorry this is the reality. Please take a look at the Shelby County job portal &the City of Memphis job portal. We always need great people in government. tn-shelbycounty.criterionhcm.com/jobs/457/1/

I am not in society enough to know about the awards shows. Madonna, MTV, Like a Virgin? I think that is all I recall. Or was it another song?

The last time Elon Musk wore a suit was with Ghislaine Maxwell.

How did Walmart make your town better? How did Amazon make your town better?

Where is film Bluesky? Particularly horror film Bluesky?

Have you ever heard The Cars live? youtu.be/tIcV0mE1iyU

the last 45 minutes of Abacab by Genesis is them fucking off trying to end the song.

Getting our palace on wheels ready for a winter trip

Yoko Ono > John Lennon

Facebook is difficult to break up with. A kind soul sent me this link and it worked- www.facebook.com/deactivate_d...

A tornado watch including the Memphis metro has been issued until 10pm. Isolated strong to severe t'storms are possible before a squall line moves through. Have a plan in place if you need to take shelter. Expect our severe storm threat to end by 9pm. /MM