Short people problem: not being able to open the garage door fully because otherwise you would not be able to close it before going inside.

Short people problem: not being able to open the garage door fully because otherwise you would not be able to close it before going inside.

All I know is, I need Brad Lander to excel further into politics so that Tim Robinson gets to play him on SNL.

Decision Desk HQ projects Darializa Chevalier wins the NY US House 13 Democratic Primary #DecisionMade: 9:49 PM EDT

Mango Lassie - another PUPPY - will be euthanized #nycacc if u all don’t start reposting him 2get him seen! NY NJ NH NE CT DE DC MD ME PA VA VT RI- expenses covered- message me! Urgent 🚨 #puppy #dogsky #dogsofbluesky #petsofbluesky

Shango here and ny ear powers resolution is for #nycacc to stop killing dogs! My family doesn’t have a home but when I did I was good with kids, dogs, cats- NY NJ NH NE CT DE DC MD ME PA VA VT RI - free 2 #foster me! I’m a good boy! Pls repost! Urgent 🚨 #dogsky #dogsofbluesky

Mamdani: And when we win these elections.. let it be heard by every pundit who sees a Muslim last name and tells that candidate to prepare a concession speech. Let it ring in courtrooms that mistake the Voting Rights Act as a suggestion, not the law of the land.

How did it take me until now to realize I subconsciously painted my apartment Knicks colors?

JD Vance, in a near distant future:

This is what happens when you cut funding to the arts so kids don’t learn the concept of “blending”

Where can I buy one of these?

Spoiler alert: lead poisoning and copious amounts of unresolved childhood trauma.

I think I need to go to multiple renfaires this summer; I have too many outfit ideas competing in my brain.

Have they considered a romcom about the guy who pretended not to know what a potato is to his girlfriend’s parents?

Anyone else notice they keep asking candidates during the debates if they’ve purchased cannabis from a dispensary? Are we going to start asking “how many drinks do you have per week?”

BREAKING: The US has released the full 14-point memorandum with Iran.

Jokes on them: I read legal documents for fun.

The contrast between establishment Dems who are out of touch with current party sentiment and young challengers ready to fight for the people was on full display in tonight’s #NY-13 debate. @darializaforny.bsky.social is for us: the community that I’ve quickly grown to love in my few years here.

Ready for the NY 1 debate moderated by @errollouis.bsky.social and Courtney Gross happening SOON! Tune in live at 7 pm et here: www.youtube.com/live/6SdmL4n...

I clearly lack the humiliation kink required to stomach watching Couch Fucker McGee’s latest disaster interacting with human beings.

⏰ WE GOTTA LOCK IN NY-13 ⏰ While we call out Espaillat for sending money to ICE, we need you to be knocking those doors and calling voters to get them to the polls!! We got a week left to win this 🔥

Much needed grass time with Sombra 🥰 #DogsofBluesky

Hey @cndelarosa.bsky.social, just a heads up that when you throw your support behind someone who can overlook sexual harassment, a violent genocide, and fails to meet the critical moment our democracy is in, your constituents will remember. This one certainly will.

Doesn’t take AIPAC blood money while simultaneously possessing the power to eat a hot dog on the Cyclone? You know what to do, #NY-10

When my dad was in the hospital a couple years back, my aunt brought him this fuckwad’s book. When he said he wasn’t in the mood to read, she asked me to bring it back to his house. I’ll never regret tossing it in the trash where it belongs 😂

Now that I don’t need to worry about spoiling anything, I can finally share what I spent all of last week working on. Bonus shot of my niece Dolly as we try and teach her about magical items. It was not very effective (she can’t read).

New prerequisite to winning a sports championship in the US is having a socialist mayor. Join the club, we have jackets (cough and childcare cough) 😊

Insert “this better not awaken anything in me” meme here. First time dungeon master running a self-written one shot with 8 players for my brother’s birthday and everyone had the best time ever!

Fascism's a fever you break with shit like what happened in New York last night. Create more excuses to feel things like that together.

Thank you to everyone who burned sage outside MSG yesterday ❤️

SPEECHLESS. LFGK

How to ward off the curse coming for the Knicks in game 3 of the finals. #nba #finals #nyc #witch #summerhouse and don’t let a single Knick take a pic with him! Just ask Saquon Barkley what that does to your stats.

I hear the car horns out my window before I can get out a bing bong.

You love to see it 🥰

Really laying it thick with the boomer-bait there, Nazi Nosferatu

I’m declaring an Ass in the Grass Summer. I didn’t say it; I declared it.

Yaasss 👏👏👏 let’s fucking go #NY-13

The New Yorkers I've been hearing from — in Washington Heights, Kingsbridge, Harlem and beyond — are ready for a change. Join us on June 23, because Uptown and the Bronx deserves better. #VoteDarializa

Have fun with everything closing by 9pm and mid-at-best food 👍

The only revenue keeping the Daily Wire operating is the rent payments from the caterpillars living on Ben Shapiro’s face.

Listen, I’m 💯 dicks out for Harambe. But in this fucked up timeline, the last thing we need from the executive branch is a probably 24 year old terminally online chud posting about a meme that was funny when he was in middle school.

How is this dog so photogenic I can’t even 😭🥰 #DogsofBluesky

The United States Department of Justice, 2026:

I was captivated by these blooms on my morning walk 🥰 #FlowerSky

As if I didn’t need more reasons to kick @repespaillat.bsky.social to the curb. At least when his buddy Cuomo tried to smear Zohran with the darkened beard on campaign materials, he actually used an image of the candidate instead of clanker slop.

Pro-tip: don’t take policy advice from a guy who uses a dead rat as an alarm clock. Really rich for him to be referring to people as animals when he aspires to live like a rat. I won’t directly make the comparison because I have too much respect for rats.

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

Start bingin’ the bongs #NYKnicks

Bing bong