Sombra putting her stamp of approval on the sweet potatoes for tomorrow. She takes her role of dishwasher very seriously. (Full disclosure - the spatula is in the sink where it belongs) #DogsofBluesky

Alton Brown going live is what my soul needed today.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! My feast is tomorrow, so I’ll just sit here making my sides and living vicariously through your pics of food.

Don’t talk to me about hard games until you’ve completed a multi-continent corpse run AND gained back all lost experience in a hell level. EQ players were in the trenches.

ATTN Zohran supporters in NYC: I suggest you call your council person to tell them they should NOT be voting for Julie Menin for Council Speaker.

@meidastouch.com Would love to see you guys speak with Bernard Taylor for FL-21 if you haven’t already!

I don’t know why I bother making the bed every morning when I inevitably see this within an hour. #DogsofBluesky

I don’t need Grok to roast this malignant smegrag who needed his kids to boost him out of Bronze in ranked Overwatch.

I may have been in a giddy menace mood last night when I found a bunch of stickers in my purse of my friend’s foster kitten reacting to Sombra. There may or may not be a few more of these slapped on posts in the East Village…

Love seeing the ducks that hang around the inlet in the park. Please enjoy some ducks.

The Bill Clinton wax figure is still sitting at $6k. Which means you have two days to place a bid for $6,900. It’s funny, because sex. But you have to promise me that you’ll affix a fellating Trump to it; otherwise you only get half points. This is how we heal our country.

The Mamdani Effect, everybody.

Someone needs to find RFK Jr’s handle on AO3. This shit reads like fanfic smut.

I can’t comment on how he smells, but can confirm 12/10 very charming.

Ok one more Sombra timeline cleanse before bed because this was too cute.

Not that we need a timeline cleanse today, but look how fucking cute this dog is 🥰 #DogsofBluesky

Daily reminder that this beauty is still up for grabs. I don’t have the money nor the skill to transform this into a Bubba effigy, but I’m sure one of you guys knows someone who can. @pearlmania500.bsky.social, could this be part of a HBDT monument?

Sean Duffy is a loser who sleeps in jeans.

Does Zohran have boomer conservative relatives that he practiced on? Can he hold a seminar on how to handle them, preferably before Thanksgiving? Even a pamphlet will do.

Trump giving Zohran the full Bubba AND MTG resigning in the same day? Please for the love of all that is good don’t let this be the wine.

I picked the right day to open a bottle of wine. Holy fuck.

Fuck yeah - it is a happy Friday now. Let the vibes and the Costco Bordeaux floweth.

Let’s see my Dad try and shit on my new mayor at Thanksgiving now!

Turns out sometimes what you need to get out of a funk is throwing on some red lipstick and going to your favorite coffee shop to spend the day working on the writing project you stepped away from for months with a glass of wine. Oh, and also watching whatever the fuck just happened today in DC. 😂

I know in my heart of hearts someone can turn this into a very tasteful art instillation 😉 @theonion.com, you need some office decor or something?

Tell me again why we aren’t supposed to call them Nazis?

Timeline cleanse, anyone? #DogsofBluesky

Jared from Silicon Valley bringing the vibes 😎

Someone has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever 👀👀👀

Take Miley’s advice when you’re feeling down and buy yourself flowers 💐 These might be my favorite arrangement yet!

Bought Sombra a present when I went to Trader Joe’s this morning. I think she likes it: she’s been keeping it close for her afternoon naps 🥰 #DogsofBluesky

To quote the poet Carter: “I ain’t passed the bar, but I know a lil bit.” Enough to know that this shit ain’t good. And that she is a terrible lawyer.

A better idea: go you your locally owned coffee shop. I’ll take a cinnamon maple latte from Inwood Farm over a Starbucks PSL any day of the week. Also doesn’t hurt that they have a dog treat jar, which is why Sombra tries to drag us there every morning. (Of course I occasionally oblige her 🥰)

Late to the party, but rest assured I happy squeed when I saw Lina Khan listed as part of the Mamdani transition team. Hope..is..is that you? 🥹

GOTFV 🍎🗽 Let’s make this a city we can afford! Zohran for NYC!!

Happy 6th birthday to the sweetest, funniest and purest of souls: Sombra 💕🐶 #DogsOfBluesky

New favorite thing unlocked: taking Sombra to the beach in autumn. She’s an exhausted (almost) birthday girl 🥰🐶 #DogsOfBluesky

My message to Spotify when asked why I cancelled: Fuck ICE, and fuck you for advertising an organization responsible for terrorizing communities across America, violating civil and human rights, that will be remembered as a vile stain on American history.

It’s tradition now that I make my protest sign right before heading out the door. #NoKings

Happy Friday from Sombra, who decided to throw what I can only describe as a doggy tantrum when trying to leave the field this morning. She’s near immovable once her brain grapes decide on a plan. Don’t feel too bad for her; she got plenty of extra grass time for being adorable. #DogsOfBluesky

Dave Norton

I doubt their explanation would stand to the scrutiny of their personal inability to locate the clitoris.

PORTLAND — Robby Roadsteamer grabbed by ICE for singing… 🎵

All this talk of blue hair monsters from these clowns tempts me to dye my hair electric blue like I accidentally did during COVID (I was aiming for lavender). But for reals Fox News bros, continue thirsting after bottle blondes who don’t know about the existence of toner…

Try as I may to avoid the lure back into WoW, I can’t deny Legion Remix snared me. And no, it’s not just because I got a sick transmog super fast (but it didn’t hurt).

*cringes in paralegal* But seriously, this and the numerous other legal document fuck ups highlight the utter lack of competence in the current DoJ. So that’s fun… I guess?

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door. 

It wasn’t the feds —  it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help. He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days. chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Happy Friday from a cozy Sombra, seen here recovering from a morning of running and playing at the park. #DogsOfBluesky

Newest member of MAHA?