Newest member of MAHA?

This is what happens when the kid who got their tests handed back face down in science class leads a government agency.

Credit: @kendallyb.bsky.social "kendallybrown: Stephen Miller just said the quiet part out loud in a MAJOR way But CNN is now helping cover for him by removing that portion of the interview before posting online Luckily, I got a copy of the live interview before it could be removed. Here it is"

TONIGHT (and especially for followers outside of NYC who want to get involved): Join @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on a special phonebank at 6pm! Sign up: volunteer.zohranfornyc.com/phonebank-fo...

We reject this administration's blatant lies.

On Tuesdays, we wear Zohran gear (until Election Day 11/4).

Watching CB12’s transportation committee is infuriating. It’s painfully obvious that most members are car brained, but to have the chair outright say he rarely uses the train and then having it be treated like a joke is a slap in the face to people who care about improved public transportation.

Friday night fun fact game time - Who is the oldest of the following: A) Russ “The Creeper Reaper” Vought B) Emil “Butthole Eyes” Bove C) Paul Rudd of “Mac and Me” fame D) Brendan “Can’t Give It the Hard Way” Carr (Seriously, how is only one of these guys over the age of 50?)

NYC homies: if you don’t register to vote, you can’t sit with us.

Can confirm Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile deserves an Oscar. Throw in a Nobel Peace Prize for good measure.

Looks like someone stumbled upon AO3…

Time to start documenting the unsafe, war zone hellhole I purportedly live in. Here we see a big beautiful warship ready to unleash terror on Upper Manhattan. Sombra and I managed to escape without being barraged by its cannons armed with Tylenol and pronouns.

Yes Brian Mast did show up to work in an IDF uniform. We may not agree on everything policy wise, however, the people here in Florida Congressional District 21 can be assured that my only concern is putting the needs of our community first.

I’ve held since launch that Gortash is the Trump of Baldur’s Gate, but considering recent developments… When will they release the Raphael files!? We deserve to know whom among Faerun’s powerful have been to the House of Hope and committed unthinkable acts 🤬

My new motivational tool to actually eat the produce I buy. There’s banana on my plate (along with my blueberry and almond butter covered frozen waffle) so I’ll consider this a win. 🍌

I don’t know about everyone else, but I’d rather continue living in a city where I don’t have to be concerned with bleeding out in an emergency room.

I think the best part about Zohran’s win right now is how the worst people ever are getting super mad. While that will fade, the renewed sense of hope is going to keep on giving for a while.

Dear everyone, We didn’t fuck it up 😭❤️ Sincerely, New Yorkers

BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo officially CONCEDES the Democratic primary for mayor of New York City to Zohran Mamdani

New Yorkers, I’m gonna need you to rank this man on your ballot tomorrow if you haven’t already early voted. Zohran for NYC 😍 Don’t Rank Cuomo 😡

All of these endorsers currently holding office need to be voted out come their next election cycle. Whoever plans to primary Espaillat gets a cookie and a supporter right here.

So grateful to have made it in time to hear from a true leader of NYC this afternoon. Made it extra special by dropping off my ballot while walking Sombra when I got home!

Fuck ICE.

My ballot is filled, signed, sealed, and ready to be dropped off tomorrow! NYC - it’s time to dream 🥰 #NoCuomo

A fitting post #NoKings lunch 🌮

NYC is alive with the sound of democracy 🥰

Glad to see we’re on the same page!

Thanks to whoever posted these in Inwood - see you Saturday! #NoKings

It is actually nuts that even when the NYC political establishment was presented with a broad field of talented candidates w/ many ideas, in a time of generational change & anti-corruption, they STILL chose to line up behind scandal-ridden Andrew Cuomo. It’s cowardice.

Watching the NYC dem mayoral primary debate: rich how Cuomo was too much of a coward to ask Zohran a question directly and instead used his lil toadie Tilson to shit on him.

I’m blessed to be able to start most of my days surrounded by nature with this little girl. I’ll be honest: my mental health lately has been a struggle. But it’s moments like this that give me the fortitude to push forward ❤️

Looks like it’s time to send ABC to the cuck chair since they want to cozy up with Nazi Nosferatu. We need independent media now more than ever, because it’s clear corporate will gargle on whatever balls necessary to protect their precious profits.

I thought these guys hated participation trophies 🙃

Billionaires are consolidating around Cuomo because they know he will preserve the broken status quo. New Yorkers are rallying behind our campaign because they're ready for change. In two weeks, we will shock the political establishment and win a city we can all afford.

My brother texted me on Sunday telling me to be careful since he knows I plan on protesting on 6/14. I’ll tell Cheeto Mussolini the same thing I told him: I refuse to be scared of fascist fucks. I refuse to be on the wrong side of history. See you in the streets, NYC 🇺🇸

Water is Sombra’s mortal enemy, but she was a big brave girl and faced the rain like a champ.

True story bro.

I thought I would be safe if I positioned myself with all the cable news crews off to the side away from all of the protesters. But nope. I was wrong. The feds shot pepper balls at us, forcing us down Alameda Street with everyone else. @lataco.bsky.social

Three months ago today, plain-clothes ICE agents abducted Mahmoud Khalil in his apartment building lobby after they'd followed him home. Free Mahmoud.

Fuck the American Gestapo. No lube.

It’s not that hard - this is how you do it.

You know what takes actual courage, @repespaillat.bsky.social? Fighting against powerful people who wield said power abusively and corruptly. Backing an unapologetic abuser for office isn’t brave, but it does speak volumes to you own character. Or, rather, lack thereof. Gross that you’re my rep.

escalation continues. a 29-year-old woman was bitten on the hand by 55-year-old Raul Rivera, from the Bronx, during Zohran Mamdani's press conference today. this guy (the biter) has been harassing a lot of protesters recently, testing our marshals' de-escalation tactics. tough job.

Friday happy vibes - my baby basil soaking up the sun. I’m not great at plants, but I wanted to turn that around. Watching this lil guy grow has made me optimistic that I won’t end up with another plant graveyard. Hopefully I’ll have more lil green guys to share soon 🌱🪴🪻

When do we get to the part when Miller admits he’s the one that clocked Musk in the eye?

Good fucking luck. She could carry the North Country because it resembles south of the Mason-Dixon. The rest of the state can all see through your Wish dot com Mar-a-Lago makeover.

I’m watching CB12’s traffic committee meeting. We have a problem in our area where the same cars never move for weekly street cleaning. The proposed solution? Run the cleaners twice a week. Explain to me how that will make these cars move, and not just inconvenience those who do follow the rules.

I swear, every time these MAGA twats cry like a little bitch about being too scared to use public transit, it really shatters that whole “ALPHA MALE PROTEIN LOCKED IN” persona they want to portray so desperately.

One of the first things I learned as an upstate native moving to NYC was “right on red” is a no-no. Someone forgot they aren’t in Westchester anymore, huh? 🤭

How am I supposed to look at this face and NOT give her every third blueberry from my snack bowl?