Really wish I could go viral on BlueSky. I created an app that merges Mutual Aid with Black Businesses: on the app, you can shop Black Businesses on 1 app, all Black Owned conveniently under 1 roof. On the same app you can see people struggling with overdue bills/rent/evictions etc & give them aid.

That’s really how it started

If you know me from Twitter over the last 5 years then you know who Kyle is. I just stopped by to say the man from my DMs in 2021 is my fiancé now.

I’ll be using this from now on!

I’ve got problems now and nowhere near $1.7 billion dollars. I’m ready to find out how I behave when I have a ridiculous amount of money because I already know how I behave when I don’t.

Hi. I’m going shopping with my son in a few hours and I’m awake because I’m so excited that I can’t sleep and basically this is why Mother’s Day exists. Because who else is going to be sleeplessly excited to go shopping (and possibly find themselves swiping) than your mom? Happy Mother’s Day 💜

Introducing for the first )but certainly not the last) time: 💎💎💎

On this Easter Sunday, I am happy to reshare this gem.

There was no way I was leaving this one behind on the other app. It’s my favourite of the season! Happy Easter!

Ladies and gentlemen, Hailing from Nazareth by way of Bethlehem. The forge of forgiveness, Mr “This rock can’t hold me, JC in Three!” From the virgin womb to the empty tomb. Make some noise on this resurrection Sunday for the one, the only Jesuuussssss Chriiiiiiiiiist!

Your friends will save you. Your REAL FRIENDS will save you. My homegirl asked me if she needs to “dust off her passport” to spend the two days she has off in the week to sit in bed with me and cry. You couldn’t pay me to come up off my friends. EVER.

Today I called my bestest friend and said “I need a mom. I’m drowning!” She sent me a daily schedule and told me I need to follow it for 2 weeks before I say it isn’t working. You don’t even understand how my shoulders dropped when I had a plan I didn’t have to come up with.

I don’t even offer that anymore. You shouldn’t have asked me if you weren’t prepared to not hear the comfortable lie because I’m about to burst into tears and tell the whole truth.

Light bulbs, batteries, chargers, power cables, candles, one side of every pair of shoes, shower curtains, all flat sheets, throws, blankets and duvets.

Good job, everyone! See you in 2030! ew.com/selena-kille...

She better ask them to keep her in jail.

This is not what we mean when we say “Made it out the group chat!”

Hello, I used to be a dance mom, I’m a wrestling mom now. Yes, THAT ONE is mine and he’s less than a month in.

My child went to a wrestling gym today. He came home and told me dance has serious competition. He hasn’t stopped talking about this since he came home… Does anyone know where/what time the wrestling moms meet???

A tooth on ozempic is NUTS!

Cajuntalian is NUTS!

I called my dad and said “Daddy I need you.” Through tears and he’s coming tomorrow. I will NOT be ok when I can no longer make that call but I’m grateful I can make it now.

Me 🤝🏾🤝🏾 telling people I love them so poetically they think I’m dying.

It is the most freeing feeling to be able to tearfully go to my family and say “I’m not ok, please help me.” Teenage me is SO grateful for what adult me has managed to pull off and she’s grateful she didn’t die when she thought she wanted to.

Taurus men and Cancer men? I went through that so y’all ain’t gotta go through that. EVER. Let your curiosity die right here at this skeet! HARD PASS ❌❌❌

Not the entire sex, but I did actually swear off Cancers almost 20 years ago and never dated another cancer after that one time.

Since I can’t sleep I decided to lotion Tiggs’ feet and give her a little massage. She started spreading out her toes like spare change like this was exactly what she needed during her nighttime snooze. I can’t believe she really is me…smh

I’m quick to make a promise sound like a threat. I do my level best to really think things through before I say them because I like a good follow through. If I threaten your life with a serious face, your life is danger. 🤷🏾‍♀️

“I strongly encourage you to organize things with your God before you consider running into me.”

Pterodactyls were my favourite as a kid. No, I cannot and will not attempt to explain.

Tiggs is always over here bussin the hardest sleep as if she works harder than anyone else in this house. Like ma’am, what have you done that requires this level of rest???

If it’s the ex I’m thinking of? I honestly don’t know what I saw in him. I saw him out a couple years back & he definitely caught me in my tattered self-esteem era.

Pretty sure the day Kyle stops being curious about me our relationship will die. Sometimes he catches me off guard still asking me questions about myself because I have never had someone try to get to know me continuously throughout the entire time they’ve known me.

I don’t know who needs to see this but break your kid out of school on a random day and just go have fun. If you can’t go out, take them home, order them into pajamas, lay out blankets & pillows & snacks in the living room and chill. Make it an entire thing. I called it “Mommy loves you” day.

A few days ago my best friend said to me while looking right at me: “I haven’t seen you in a very long time. Where did you go and what do I need to have to come and get you and bring you back?” I don’t think I realized until last night what she was talking about. I really ain’t been me in years..

It just hit me what this co-presidency reminds me of: It’s like watching Cobra Commander and Serpentor.

What time is it in Australia????

How many bad checks do you have to write before you’ve committed a crime?

You dumb bitch is a forever seasoning that goes well with so many lessons!

I’m an Aunty, all my gems are on my whatsapp status. I like to terrorize the people I know in real life.

Good Morning, a message: Stop teaching your kids that good treatment is tied to obedience (you dumb bitch*!). Have the best day! 💜 *gender neutral

This is horribly irresponsible, especially with a federal and provincial election coming up Instead of taking this opportunity to explain to Canadians how our laws and constitution work and how this "51st state" talk is just smoke, you're playing into soundbites from an idiot to get ratings.

Your superpower is that you don’t settle. You know exactly what you want, need, and deserve and they are in perfect alignment. Accepting anything less would throw off that alignment & you wouldn’t do that to yourself. Hold the line, babes. Love & honour you more than you want to make them comfy.

When you settle for less than you deserve, you end up with less than what you settled for. Remember that when you’re making decisions and compromises in 2025. 💜

I’m almost finished all of my laundry. I’m having a cup of tea right now and waiting until a more reasonable hour to start my prep for tomorrow.

My child just told me to write a parenting book so he can got an Author credit because I wouldn’t have the experience to reference without him. 🙄

Hi friends, do you have a brief moment to talk about how egregious Chico DeBarge’s plea was on “No guarantees”? Is this a hobosexual anthem???

Nope, but I am currently enjoying living in sin with a wonderful person.

Me and my hot 16 every single day: