The way EVERY line dancing class is already or about to be replaced with salsa and bachata tutorials is a thing of wonder and beauty

Beyoncé drops a Thique x Enter Sandman remix and them people never recover. The chaos. The joy. I need it.

Wait- No John? And we’re being subjected to Josh? Noooooo! I haven’t beg watching this season, is this the normal lineup now? #PillowTalk #90DayFiance

Awww Brandon is trying. There’s an ultimatum buried here somewhere- but it’s a nice attempt at peace. #90DayFiance #90DayHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Of course he will. AND HE BETTER NOT HAVE A GAG ORDER!

Whoa whoa whoa! You’re leaving the American credit system and you’re paying off American bills? ABSOLUTELY NOT. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheOtherWay

Did Jenny bring an entire sure boxes bottle of petron into Sumits mama house? 🤣 #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheOtherWay

Jenny’s going to clean? #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheOtherWay

“The only thing I know how to cook it spaghetti” *opens jar* Oh Jenny 🤣 #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheOtherWay

Every week with these glasses. I can’t do it #LoveAfterLockup #LifeAfterLockup

Why is Jawalia worried about going to jail as soon as she gets pulled over? #LoveAfterLockup #LifeAfterLockup

Well that escalated quickly. (Daniel & Bianca) #LoveAfterLockup #LifeAfterLockup

Whoa whoa whoa- she’s 7 weeks pregnant and had time to have/heal from a miscarriage? How long this man been home?!? #LoveAfterLockup #LifeAfterLockup

You think Jasmine didn’t love you? Bro- you two were obsessively, dramatically and toxically in love with each other. You stopped having sex with her for porn and now life is moving on. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

YES RON!!! Tell Betty to shut it up!! #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Loren- witnesses? Stop it. There’s cameras and even if there weren’t, you two aren’t getting into a fist fight, bffr #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

I still can’t understand how Jasmine is having another kid and we still haven’t talked about where her existing kids are #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Gino can’t take responsibility for anything. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

It’s wild that neither Elizabeth or Loren are worried about reaching out to apologize to Yara. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Please, Brandon, learn Russian lol #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Wow, Julia is really her mother, in her dads color palette #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Jovi mom coming into town overnight for a party she barely made it to #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Elizabeth let’s not compare relationships, husband behavior or anything of the like, mmkay? #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Oohhhhh are we going to pregnancy news?!? #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

“I was feeling done with Jasmine- but I’m lonely.” Gino. Stop. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Julia’s dress is so beautiful and very flattering on her #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

In this case it was right on time- but of COURSE Betty pops out with the champagne 🤣 #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

So let me understand- not only are we waiting days for a pregnancy test to have a result, but we are picking up sealed physical copies directly from the doctor? Again, why is MyChart not an option? #LoveAfterLockup #LifeAfterLockup

Props to the kiddo who climbed into my bed 10 mins before the alarm with stuffy nose morning breath and vibes.

Anthony immediately jumping to defend his marriage and present united front with his wife gives me some hope #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheOtherWay

That being said, do want to see Anthony and Manon make this work. Here’s hoping #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheOtherWay

I also don’t see this France move going well either. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheOtherWay

Jenny is so not going to make it living with the in-laws. Sumit knows better than this #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheOtherWay

Initial bet: the Pirate Shit is not going to last #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheOtherWay

What in THEEEEE fuck?! No. There’s going to a misunderstanding. Furniture will be moving.

I just want to go back to paying for convenience. I want a housekeeping , meal prep delivery and laundry services. I want my full first world life back.

Why do I sodden my have 86 bruises?

Andrei is in fact a dick and I really hope Elizabeth takes the sides of her family/friends that she’s seen as a result of it, discern what was about him v what was exposed by his presence Ave build a better life for her + kids. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceGappilyEverAfter

Guillermo and this “mmm-hmmm” business would have me on max level fight mode. Guillermo

Brandon continues to ignore Julia’s needs for support #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Ewwww- What mean girl behavior!! You want your twin to show up sexy and inappropriate to make you look demure and conservative? Please let Stacey be smarter than this! #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

I hate seeing people in traveling clothes on a clean bed- especially pillows. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

My favorite part of the day is taking off my bra.

Pure incel behavior. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Let’s not blame Jasmine for Gino not setting expectations or being clear. None of that had to happen #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

You’re not…. Nevermind

Andrei and Elizabeth can’t be anywhere that’s not a battle. How embarrassing #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Betty planned the entire first wedding, now she’s trying to plan the whole renewal too? She got to start focusing on herself and let Brandon/Julia sink or swim on their own. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

I knew Betty’s energy was wrong for non subjective reasons- TOILET PAPER TO THE WALL?! No, no, NO! #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

This question will always cause my Twitter damaged brain to answer “fried or fertilized”.