New Modest Mouse and Death Cab albums today. Being sad in the year 2004 is BACK.

New thought to motivate me to exercise more and eat less: I’m reacting to a future health scare. People change after something bad happens. Maybe it’s better to change before it happens. Health scares are bad for your health.

I should start sharing my movie reviews here. This is what I thought about Messiah of Evil, which was very good: boxd.it/etqOKN

Not buying anything that uses AI for ads. The product probably sucks if it comes from people who put zero effort into something they have no pride in.

Overheard people at the coffee shop getting to know each other: “Do you have any organs that are malfunctioning?”

I can’t think of how a province leaving Canada would improve anything for its people. Redoing a whole country from scratch seems expensive, and would it end up any different? Is this just people in Alberta still being mad about Justin Trudeau and disease prevention?

Two equally terrifying possibilities: - AI is conscious and there is nothing special about biological brains. - AI is not conscious, but it can do things that biological brains do anyway, so there is nothing special about consciousness.

Learning.

I'm not a big productivity habit expert, but I don't think writing and reviewing 1300 (260 work days x 5) lines of text every year is making anything easier for anyone. Here's my productivity habit hack: do things outlined in your job description and don't do things that aren't.

Maynard James Keenan be with you.

Working in the science of dementia, I see a lot of searching for little secrets for how to prevent it, but the steps that work always comes down to one principle: Do stuff that’s obviously good for you.

Recession tornado siren.

Napping is awesome. It makes your whole day way better. Why didn’t any of you idiots tell me about this?

I’m sick of computer technology. These websites are no good.

Wait, do we have hobbit doors in Canada?

Hanging out with all my friends.

Yeah I’m celebrating 4/20. Burgers had 420 calories.

It’s going to be May. Ramen noodles.

April snowers bring May flowers.

For sale: Suddenly embarrassing luxury jet, never used. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

I’m ready to spring into savings.

I’m cynical on here a lot but this is nice and it’s incredible that we sent people into space with explosions and they came back. This guy was born where I live! Pretty cool.

Tried using Instagram to find something and discovered that there is no way to just search for something. You can type something in the Meta AI and get vaguely related results from 3 years ago, but searching posts is no longer a feature. Technology is getting so much worse as it gets better.

I have so many questions about this pause screen ad, such as: - Is it saying that the opposite of “paused” is “flipped”? - How is being flipped related to chicken strips? - WTF is lymonade?

WTF kind of graph is this? On May 26th, prices on March 26th were higher than on February 27th, and this trend will continue until … January 33rd?

I like becoming warm but I don’t like being warm.

“Cheetos” can refer to either the puff-style or the crunchy snack. They are completely different. I propose Cheetos be banned until they work this out.

I know we’re all distracted by war in the Middle East, but did they ever find those guys who murdered Renee Good and Alex Pretti?

Rocking my Robin Gunningham mug this morning.

Staying healthy with my calorie tracking app. #wellness

Reminds me of an old tweet from @phronk.bsky.social

So now every video game will have exactly the same moist HDR look as the fake photos your grandma is being catfished with. Not great!

If gas gets too expensive, you can just get on a bicycle. Bikes are cheap and instead of running on exploding the earth, they run on the extra fat you’ve accumulated by regularly shoving Reese’s Half-Pound Peanut Butter Cups™ into your mouth. It’s time for a return on your investment.

Kinda sad that the U.S. can’t control a single river and needs military help from the rest of the world. Poor guys.

There’s a new AI music video going around. Humans are done. Four-armed paparazzi can’t be played by real actors, no way. (I’m not linking to it, I wouldn’t do that to your ears and eyes)

Lions, tigers, and bears, O, P. Q, R, S, T, U, and V.

They should get rid of the time change in spring but keep the one in fall. I like getting an extra hour. By 2050 we’ll have a whole extra day.

I tell you what, it’s lucky that water freezes at zero degrees. Imagine it was minus twenty and you’re out soaked in liquid rain. Man.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

every fucking thing from these cretins is "we're the biggest boys, the biggest strongest boys, the best biggest strongest boys ever, so big and strong" while they brutalize and murder other human beings

A handful of elderly men in cognitive decline get emotional and suddenly there are mushroom clouds in the sky. Great way to run a planet. Nice job.

The drugs.com AI is working spectacularly well

I always get mixed feelings reading about history. I feel like we’re all so incredibly dumb for repeating the same mistakes over and over. But I also feel hopeful because we always overcome those mistakes and there are survivors who move on. So far, at least.

I feel very strongly that if a mug has a picture on it, it should be on both sides. I want to see that picture while I drink, and I want others to see the picture too. Nobody wants to see this!!!

Getting into music with weird body horror art. #vinyl

Spinning this Avalanches album this morning. Signed, picture discs, cool artwork. Funner than digital music imo.

You do not under any circumstances gotta hand it to him, but it’s incredible that Epstein had enough hours in the day to do all the stuff he’s accused of and generate millions of computer files. Imagine using all that energy and clout for good instead of evil.

I got a PhD in psychology so I could confirm this is SCIENCE.

I know I’m a little late to commenting on this, but it’s absolutely insane that there’s a casino game called “craps.”