It sucks being an Xennial music fan because now all the rock stars from the 70s are dying, and we already went through all the rocks stars from the 90s dying in the 90s.

This chick rules.

Maybe Sora is just an elaborate way for Sam Altman to get away with crimes on film, because nobody will believe any footage with the first guy to offer up his face to be used in any fake video.

Would be a real shame if the first AI actor became the first AI murder when someone takes a magnet to Tilly Norwood's servers.

I keep hearing about constitutional amendments. Maybe they should do another amendment that says if a president goes to war against his own people, he’s not president any more.

Foggy morning.

You don’t really hear about people being “on the cover of a magazine” any more. Sad!!!

Google tried to autocorrect "data are" to "data is" and I got so angry I pulled a muscle in my thorax.

Jimmy Kimmel’s back, so I guess I can resubscribe and finish watching my Disney Alien show.

Did evolution really need to put a toenail on the pinky? That little sliver isn’t doing much for me.

We should build a society where people can’t use guns for murder no matter who they are, and people can’t get murdered with guns no matter who they are. The only “side” that matters is supporting the one that wants to do that (currently the left). The leanings of victims and shooters? Who cares.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

I condemn all political violence, and the people who promote and enable political violence, even if they are themselves victims of political violence.

what a fucking way to find out magic is real

Me living by the sword: Swords rule Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh

Just so we’re clear, Charlie Kirk shouldn’t be shot down while talking and kids shouldn’t be shot down in classrooms. It’s that easy. However, a lot of powerful people are okay with both things, so here we are, surrounded by bullets, blood, thoughts, and prayers.

Ugh

So now that Trump has a letter saying “I am a pedophile,” maybe there’s hope for even the most brainwormed of idiots to turn on him, but, well …

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

We communicate with language, and judge “intelligence” of other humans by what they say. But maybe we’re like fish taking water for granted, missing the real intelligence that lets us function. Controlling dozens of tiny muscles to type is as complex as the sequence of keys pressed.

One of the most successful pedestrian streets in the world, the Strøget in Copenhagen, was filled with cars until a 2 year pedestrianization pilot project in 1962. The opposition argued “no cars means no business,” but the street has been a massive retail success, the city’s busiest shopping street.

I’m in the Blue Mountain Village, which is a pedestrian-only neighbourhood with plenty of places to live, eat, and shop, and plenty of parking too—just outside of where people actually do stuff. This is a tourist novelty here, but shouldn’t it just be the default for all cities? It’s way better.

Maybe he’ll just have a near death experience and set out to undo all the harm he’s caused. 💕💕💕

It’s in situations like this where as an atheist, I really do envy those of you who believe there is a solemn and fair judgment in the afterlife…

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

Maybe I'm being too optimistic / centrist, but I don't think any actual real people are genuinely upset by Cracker Barrel's new logo OR Sydney Sweeney's jeans.

How can a strike be unlawful? It's not illegal to stay home from work. Just don't go. They gonna come and whip you until you fly an airplane? The world hasn't gone that far backwards yet.

Found this on my fridge. I think my gf is being stalked by Yoda??

Lots of articles about all the diseases that Ozempic seems to help with. I think it's really just re-discovering that eating too much is really bad for like every organ in our bodies. So we're using a drug to treat a cultural problem. Nothing wrong with that, just interesting.

Bye Hulk Hogan, who lost to Jay Leno once.

There’s so much noisy construction around me that I didn’t notice when a car hit my house.

It's insane to me that the biggest companies in the world are attempting to "fix" artificial intelligence not through better programming or training, but by typing "please act as if you don't like genocide" at it.

Writing a story called “Freaky Thursday” about a mom and kid who switch bodies and have to live each other’s lives. And get this—it takes place on a Thursday. (v. different than Freaky Friday)

I’ve never regretted buying a record purely for its cover art.

Two of my smart home devices will stop working soon. One of them (a Wemo plug) was being sold 2 years ago. The other (Google Nest) is about 10 years old, but still works just fine. We all knew this was a risk, but it's shitty to see it play out so quickly, and no laws to protect against it.

Happy Canada Day. It’s a nice country. Gotta keep fighting to keep it nice and not let our weird neighbours ruin the vibe.

Back from a vacation in the wilderness. Now that the adrenaline and alcohol have worn off, I hurt all over.

Went to a physiotherapist to pretend I can do something to slow the inevitable decay of my aging body.

Congrats to the United States on its new war. I’m sure the bad guys will learn their lesson and stop doing bad guy things forever. Great job!

It must be so frustrating to know stuff about history. I barely know anything and even I can see that we’re following the exact playbooks of mistakes we’ve made many times before.

Thanks Sam Altman, can't wait until we can get 1 intelligence for 1 electricity.

Ok this new iPadOS looks like the merging with macOS that some people always wanted, but ignorable for everyone else. Pretty good. #WWDC25

Liquid Glass™️ brings the engaging and immersive experience of squinting at a glossy screen with reflections all over the place, except built right into the software. #WWDC25

Can't wait to try all these features once then forget they exist. #WWDC25

Not a fan of this software UI trend where features are hidden behind swiping on a random part of the screen. Sonos is the worst for this: important functions require tapping on a non-button. Swiping the same area does something completely different. Apple seems to be going this direction. #WWDC

Just realized that Swans and Doves are two different bands.

Hey, have you listened to Rivers of Nihil? "Is that a band, a song, or an album?" It is:

Not gonna watch any new Harry Potter stuff. The bigot lady already has enough money to do bigotry with.