Okay but RFK IS autistic, right? I can't see any other reason for his obsession with autism, and he also seems to a fucked-up special interest in animals.

@magictavern.bsky.social @joshgondelman.bsky.social Can't wait to start using the phrase "I'm getting too almost-mostly-bones for this."

I'd like to thank everyone involved in #ResidentAlien for making such a weird, beautiful, poignant show. The amount of times I went from laughing to crying to laughing again was not insignificant.

The new Who Me? on @cbbworld.bsky.social with @bibbymoynihan.bsky.social Beck Bennett is possibly one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

Just thought of the name Cosmo Payne and now I'm obsessed with naming an RPG character that.

Hope everyone blew up a Tesla today.

The irony of celebrating Independence Day while people in this country are actively trying to make DT our king is truly something.

It's fun (and by that I mean depressing) to rewatch 30 Rock and see how many of the satirical political jokes are literally just our current reality. Which further proves we are nearing the natural conclusion to the road America has been on for the 50+ years. Anyway, it's a great show.

If I wrote an autobiography, it would be titled something like "I'm Not Trying to Tailgate You, I'm Just Trying to Go the Speed Limit: My life constantly being stuck behind people going 15 in a 25 zone."

Can't wait to play a Wolfenstein-type video game where you play as an immigrant in a slightly more dystopian America, but instead of nazis you're blowing away ICE agents.

While Jurassic Park will probably always be my favorite of the series, I think the dinosaur design really peaked with JP3. Conversely, I feel like the dino designs in the JW movies felt like bad photocopies of the originals.

I feel like I need to post quotes from this speech every day until it isn't relevant anymore.

Just told someone "No worries!" when I was actually deeply pissed off at them.

Say what you will about Rise of Skywalker, but the idea that it requires regular people coming together en masse to reject fascism is extremely relevant.

I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said "Do you follow Jesus this close?!" and just muttered under my breath "It's 'closely.'"

Having ADHD sometimes feels like your brain is a room full of toddlers, and developing a new hyperfixation is a like someone putting Bluey on the TV.

"Our system only works when it's allowed to steal anything from anyone." Is really a great summation of Western Imperialism.

What if they're make these live-action Disney movies terrible on purpose to get people interested in animation again?

Happy Orthodox Star Wars Day!

Finished Andor season 2 and rewatched Rogue One, and it was predictably devastating.

I love blocking people who post shitty Star Wars takes.

Seeing as Leia Organa is only about a year older than Leidha Mothma, I like to think Mon views Leia as the daughter she wishes she had.

Just watched the new #Andor episodes and now I am sad.

To me, Star Wars is like Coca-Cola from a soda fountain. Sometimes the syrup ratio is a little off, or maybe it's a little less fizzy than I'd like, but when everything is there it's transcendent. And even when it isn't perfect, I'll still take it over pretty much anything else any day.

Sinners was fantastic, and with its success I hope we can get a movie abouts the indigenous vampire hunters, because that would rule.

Is Hegseth the Fredo in all this?

Apparently people are getting upset by the first episode of the new season of Black Mirror, but as the partner of someone who deals with multiple chronic illnesses, I can tell you it's BARELY an exaggeration of what it's like to deal with the American health care system.

"I will say a prayer for victory" like it's an epic battle between equal forces and not a bunch of air strikes.

The German version of the All Father is the Oom-Pa-Pa.

Rewatching Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves for the first time since seeing it in the theater, and if this movie doesn't get a sequel I'm going to be so sad. Just really fantastic all around.

@fiveironfrenzy.bsky.social Could you let Reese know I may have found something that belongs to him floating in the Willamette River in Oregon?

We're at a fun point in currently-airing workplace comedies where their reality is drastically different from our own for a season or two until the writing can catch up (much like when the pandemic started). It's kind of nice to imagine a world where all this political bullshit wasn't happening.

If you think about it, "Tonya" is just the feminized version of "Tony."

I relate to Cassian Andor because I too make this face all of the time.

It's not just that the people being put in positions of power in our government are evil; they are also deeply, deeply stupid.

Eating dark chocolate-covered pretzels for breakfast because nothing matters.

Outside of the constant threat of being discovered and murdered by the Empire, Yoda's life on Dagobah seems pretty chill.

Brb watching my comfort show (Andor).

This season of The Traitors has been absolute chaos in the best way.

Most Democrats in power need to realize that when the revolution comes, their heads will be on the chopping block too.

Who says romance is dead? 🥹❤️

Life is an unending parade of horrors, but dogs exist, so 🤷

I know I'm absolutely not the first person to say this, but as an autistic person who has never done that salute, justifying Elon doing it by saying he's on the spectrum is actually super ableist.

I've truly never been happier about the fact that I don't use TikTok and get my dopamine drips the old fashioned way: by reading small blocks of text.

Skeleton Crew was some damn fine Star Wars. *POSSIBLE SPOILERS IN REPLY*

Watched all available episodes of St. Denis Medical over the last couple days, and now I'm sad there isn't more. It's fun seeing all the Superstore alums, and bonus points for being set in Oregon!

@psycorey.bsky.social I had no idea this game existed until a few months ago when a board game Instagram account posted about it, saying it was their favorite LotR-themed boardgame. I tracked down a copy in great condition on eBay and can't wait to give it a play!

Ended the year by totaling my car by taking a turn in an intersection a little too hard, hitting a slick patch of road, going onto the sidewalk, and hitting a tree. I'm okay outside of whiplash and mental trauma, and I didn't hit anything else, thankfully. But for now, I don't have a car.

Being autistic during the holidays really sucks. I can get amazing, expensive presents that I really wanted, but because I didn't get this one other random thing I had my heart set on, I'm filled with a sense of crushing disappointment that I can't control or hide.

All I want for Christmas is the rest of this season of #SkeletonCrew.