Good morning! This man is a fucking liar.

And yes, the agents were driving a vehicle that had an "Uber" light in the front windshield:

I kept waiting for the bushes to start dancing.

Real journalism that meets the moment

This is tremendous. Take the time to watch it.

My favorite podcast is “Guernica” by Pablo Picasso. I also really liked “Cheers,“ the podcast about people hanging out at a bar in Boston. Podcasts are great. What are some of your favorite podcasts?

"If we go light on the Ratner, Polanski, Trump, and Riefenstahl parts, I wouldn't complain, because it could dwarf everything else.”

This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here. (clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)

A lot of journalists gonna be more outraged about Don Lemon’s arrest than they were about the non-journalists being murdered in the streets.

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

Reminder that you don’t need a new iPhone or Apple Watch every year. Or really at all. My Casio watch works fine and doesn’t ruin movies for other people in the theater.

Write to your senators. They are spineless, but it doesn’t hurt to try.

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

Ghouls taking a moment then firing extra bullets into somebody already shot on the ground. Disgusting.

Jury finds Chicago man not guilty in murder-for-hire case involving U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino Live updates via @chicago.suntimes.com : chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...

BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.

Shin turns to the exchange in which Oscar Martinez wrote "Not worth 10k." Shin: "You wrote that because you were trying to talk your brother out of it?" Oscar Martinez: "I wrote it because Bovino's not worth 10k."

People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

ICE hasn’t even been around as long as The Wire.

I hope my 2026 is just like my 2025.

Whether Avatar has cultural impact or not, there is nothing sadder to me than the argument that it hasn’t had cultural impact because it didn’t generate enough memes.

A lot of people think Miggs throwing semen at Clarice in The Silence of the Lambs was in the script, but

Top 40 AI Prompt Writers Under 40 (presented by Bag of Digital Turds Magazine)

“Why did they make fascism so hard to get rid of? We have a shampoo that gets rid of dandruff, but I guess we’re stuck with fascism. If you ask me, I’d rather have dandruff.”

“Why did they make fascism so hard to get rid of? We have a shampoo that gets rid of dandruff, but I guess we’re stuck with fascism. If you ask me, I’d rather have dandruff.”

So, I purchased the center and the land it sits on — the best $2 million I can imagine spending. 🧵 6 of 9

Hot Avatar take: One reason the dialogue feels so meh is that the mo-cap/green screen shoot leaves so little room for environment-specific ad libs and improv. /1

If you enjoyed watching Jake Sully’s family get captured and need to be rescued multiple times in Avatar: The Way of Water, you are going to LOVE Avatar: Fire and Ash.

is there any other way he can be forever associated with JFK?

As someone who saw Clean, Shaven in a theater, I don’t think I can adequately describe the real-life jump scare of later seeing Peter Greene walk towards me in the Two Boots video section.

Does the pipe bomb suspect arrested in Virginia need help making bail? Perhaps he can call this dude.

Misha Glenny to present BBC Radio 4 ‘institution’ In Our Time

We don’t need to reform ICE. We don’t need alternatives to ICE. We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE. ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.

A real jump scare from IMDB when we tried to find out who played someone in this episode of Law & Order

sometimes you get in trouble so deep, you can’t speech your way out of it

Look, Chuck Schumer may not have accomplished anything on behalf of his constituents, but at least he deflated any enthusiasm they might have had

Hi it’s me Chuck Schumer, I got my dick stuck in my zipper again. Whoops! Please send me money so I can pay republicans to help me get my own peenie out of my zippie.

Oh wow I love not being able to spend a few hours at a bar with friends without missing a vote by elected leaders to completely cave on every issue that matters to constituents. What a great government we have.

Flea: “We come to this place for magik… blood sugar sex magik.”

Went outside today.

"Stop yelling at her because you feel insecure!" – Witness, to police officer whose only action is to tell onlookers to stand back

Did Sandwiches Ruin the Workplace?

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

At last, a President with the dignity not to join his rowdy friends helping their pal try to suck his own dick.

Loevy plays a video of a woman's arrest. Hewson says the woman was "assaultive" because she kicked a can of tear gas that had been deployed. Loevy: "When you tear gas somebody … and they try to kick the tear gas canister away from them, that's assaulting?" Hewson: "Yes."

Hewson sounds like someone who wouldn’t mind getting tear gassed in the future if that’s ever an option.