I just typed “T-shirt and jeams” and am revolted in a way I cannot fully express.

KP is an actual wizard. Go grab a slot.

The recent progress on assisted dying in the UK means that terminally ill people may finally have some say over how and where they die. On a completely unrelated note, there is a town in the UK called ‘Battle’.

Wow. Crazy that they couldn’t make *any* arrests.

To all those making the trip to Philadèlphia #PAXU…

Just had to type the words “soft knees”, and IIIII didn’t like it. Still don’t.

Am trying out a neat social mechanic for my current PCs who have just arrived in a new town: Some residents are excited by outsiders, and some are inherently suspicious- for every persuasion roll I’m having them roll 2d20, but only I know if that’s at advantage or disadvantage. #dnd #ttrpg

‘Muppet Christmas Carol’ but all the muppets are played by smaller muppets on the original muppets’ hands, all except Scrooge who is played by Kermit. Every year, the film is increased by a factor of muppet. Waitress: I meant about what you’d like to order.

Genuine question: Am I the only one who finds the TV trope of “grown adult gets mad at building IKEA furniture” unbelievable? You can pay taxes well enough to stay out of jail, but you can’t do oversized Lego? With an instruction manual?

I have now seen around seven different ads for ‘A Real Pain’, and I still can’t tell if these are clips from the movie or just Jesse Eisenberg and Kieran Culkin talking. #arealpain

Inside me are two wolves. Thanksgiving Dinner was Messed. Up.

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut. Uh… Ollö. A mirror.

Happy Turkey Day, America! 🇹🇷

The best, unsung joke of #peepshow is that- several years apart- Big Suze auditions for theatre versions of both ‘Crash’ movies.

The best part of #duolingo is how every lesson is something I can immediately apply to daily life.

I’m not saying I’d *enjoy* it as an alarm clock, but the sound of my cat vomiting at 3am did get me from deep sleep to awake and getting to work on my (brand new, very short) list of tasks for the morning in 0.5 seconds.

5 favs, 5 tags! Food: Italian. Season: 3 of The West Wing… I mean… ‘autumn’ Drink: tea in the UK, coffee in the US. Color: racing green/navy blue Anime: ‘Attack On Titan’ @patrickkeeffe.bsky.social @latiajacquise.com @jmaddalina.bsky.social @bextraterrestrial.bsky.social @kp11studios.bsky.social

Settling in for a writing session on #bloodrum&thunder, (*cough* the pirate campaign coming next year from Escape Plan Games *cough*) Now. What should this adventure smell like? #dnd #ttrpg #pirates @cantripcandles.bsky.social

Costco is selling enormous jars of whole peaches preserved in syrup, in case anyone needs a Yuletide gift for a visit to a nobleman of moderate regard in the middle ages

“we’re getting word that Trump’s pick to lead the Department of Right-Side Up is, and this is worrying, Upside-Down Jones”

Another wonderful time from earlier this year. A true joy watching the fantastic #patrothfuss work, as he designed a pirate live for our upcoming ‘Blood, Rum & Thunder’! Thanks to @jmaddalina.bsky.social for hosting, and for all the incredible artwork she’s doing for us!

Brings me a lot of joy to log on here of a Sunday and see a flurry of “well, in MY d&d game today…” #sund&day

Starting to run a new #dnd campaign today. Everyone send @hellotybeeren.bsky.social and @bextraterrestrial.bsky.social your condolences. I mean ‘luck’. Yeah. Send them luck.

Bringing some choice memories over here from the dead bird. Starting with “the feeling that comes with making your players pull this face on a stream”. #dnd #ttrpg With @hellotybeeren.bsky.social, @travismcelroy.bsky.social, @bathory.bsky.social and… someone else.

A few things I have researched today: -The tensile strength of anthracite. -Sailors’ shore leave in the 18th century. -Bootlegging distilleries in the 1920s. -Lancet window construction. But yeah, #dnd is that game that drives you into Satan’s waiting arms.

Not ashamed to say that deciding “which bit of this overwhelmingly large project am I going to write today” by rolling a d10 for chapter then a d20 for section has been the most successful writing aid I’ve ever found.

The best part is that none of the writing will have to change. abcnews.go.com/US/onion-buy...

Achilles: I was a prince, the son of one of Jason’s Argonauts and a sea nymph. I bested Hector and was a hero of the Trojan war. How am I remembered? Me: honestly I’m not great at Greek history, it’s always been my Achi- I mean I don’t know.

Good morning: have a cat.

Gosh I do hope that links don’t have the same problem here as they do on the crap x-bird site… If you see this post, could I ask you to please share it around? My business solely depends on word of mouth. And if we’ve done a shoot together before, would be honored if you can share your experience

this is what I thought threads would be lol

@kp11studios.bsky.social notifications on point-

In about an hour I’m taking over Darrington Presses IG to answer all your burning questions about Queen By Midnight Quarter Past! Come hang!

Want to give back this season AND support TTRPG resources? There are a bunch of TTRPG non-profits out there that could use some support! Find my list of TTRPG-related non-profits/charities here, and thank you for thinking about the community! www.ttrpgkids.com/2022/11/14/w... #TTRPG #charities

Hypothetically- if I was currently writing a successfully kickstarted pirate campaign, ‘Blood, Rum & Thunder’ for d&d 5e- which non-European pirates would you want to see given a nod to? Just hypothetically. #dnd #ttrpgs #pirates

Starting to DM a new D&D campaign for some friends this weekend. Them: “what if it was Bloodborne-y?” Me:

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.

When the beer you thought was empty isn’t empty.

“This looks like a job for inadvisably applied magic if ever I saw one.” Congratulations, @modiphius.bsky.social on a stonker of a campaign! Can't wait to see how you do Sir Terry proud. #ttrpg #discworld #gnuterrypratchett

“But there's still such a lot to be done..." YES. THERE ALWAYS IS. Ook! 🦧 🐢Last chance* to back the Discworld: Adventures in Ankh-Morpork Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mod... (*If you miss the cut-off, you can still pledge at the link) #Discworld #ttrpg #games

“HA. So. You think ADHD is a disorder do you, Kaiba? YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!”

Put out a casting call recently, and my god I wish I had the confidence of some of these maniacs. Casting call: Indian actors in the Los Angeles area with VO experience. White news anchor in St Petersburg, Florida with no VO experience: “hell yeah, I got this”.

Great minds think substantively. #thesubstance @hellotybeeren.bsky.social

Can someone explain to me how people do non-standard #fonts in here? In return, I’ll tell you stories about how things used to be better and show you my dentures.

Who’s going to tell Hong Kong?

I guess I should also say on here that I’m a British #VO #voiceactor in Los Angeles. Whether you need snooty or soot-stained, get in touch.

East Los Angeles is starting to put tiny roundabouts into a ton of four-way intersections, and don’t get me wrong- it’s adorable- but you really have to teach people how to use them first, California.

Going to try the algorithm thing. Beyond TTRPGs, I want posts and videos from: -Bookbinding -Science -Fine Art -History -Metalwork -Libraries -DIY -Buried Treasure -Winning Lottery Tickets -World Peace The last three are a bit of a stretch, but I’d feel like an idiot for not trying.

About a third of the posts on Bluesky seem to be about how nice it is posting on Bluesky, and you know what, it *is* nice posting on Bluesky.