That was a very loud alert for virtually nothing. Anyone have a real duck and cover shake?

Earthquake!!

What do I do if i can no longer generate dopamine, like at all? 🫠🫠🫠

I want to get involved in more mutual aid. What do I have to do to increase the chances that the asteroid hits the Earth, and sooner?

I dunno, fentanyl is starting to sound pretty appealing.

They confirmed Pete? What a fucking joke. 🤡

In the wake of the fires, LA production is hurting even more than before. People can’t afford to live here if there isn’t work here. Sign our petition at the link in bio STAYinLA.org and share #STAYinLA widely. (And thank you to hireyoungprofessionals.com for designing our campaign!)

All Los Angeles Public Library locations are providing free N95 masks. Libraries are essential!

The guy from Sliders is the head of the oversight committee?

Los Angeles, the internet said Sprouts had mince pies, but they were sold out(Eagle Rock). I'm not going to ye olde shoppe in Santa Monica. Where can I get*one* decent mince pie, east of La Brea? Thank you.

The Earth doth quaketh

I have found that letting pro-tariff because "it brings manufacturing back to the USA" people know that we do not grow coffee here is effective.

all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌

Literally everything before bros

The dream is dead.

Calexit?

Anyway, I have the stomach ache I promised myself earlier. I've watched Legally Blonde and Barbie. I'm going to put on Bring It On, down some NeoCitran, and dream of misandry.

Airport rules.

I can only control what I control. I'm eating an ice cream pizza and drinking a bottle of Veuve. I will have a stomach ache in no time, no matter what.

DOYERS!!!!

The Buy Nothing app is the most unstable shit on earth.

Has anyone made an edit of Suits where every female character asks "what's going on?"

I know a lot people blame "The NeverEnding Story" for their childhood trauma but "All Dogs Go To Heaven" is definitely what fucked me up for life.

I tried to play a first person shooter in VR and it made me feel like I'm going to barf 😞

I bought a pool robot and my dog had cataract surgery and retina stabilization laser treatment today. Living the dream.

Party lighting.

In the running for WGA Board of Directors once more! Here to represent my feature folks. More soon 💜 deadline.com/2024/06/wga-...

I have a lot of tattoos and if you want to talk to me about tattoos that's cool! But if you have tattoos that I can't see, and you're not really interested in talking about tattoos, you are not required to let me know/ show me your tattoo, just so I know that you have it. I don't care.

Monica Belluci in Beetlejuice 🫣🥵

🦇💪💪🪄 check out Trap Street!

Surprised to find that these assholes sre suddenly worried about anti semitism Free Palestine.

Nominate Dogs Without Borders mygivingcircle.org/dogs-without... Please vote for my rescue!

*smashing pumpkins voice*

Late night with the devil was very enjoyable. Incredible performance by David Dastmalchian.

If you're not on Donghua Jinlong food grade glycine tok, what are you even doing?

Happy trans day of visibility. I see you! 💙💖 (Unless you're shoplifting essentials from a major corporation, then no I didn't)

we did it joe!!! 🎉

The receptionist at the vet is calling for a pet guardian to come close out "FOR SPAGHETTI WESTERN? SPAGHETTI WESTERN! FOR SPAGHETTI WESTERN!!" everyone is chuckling

TREVOR HAD A GIRLFRIEND THE WHOLE TIME? BRO.

Hey LA area, I'm trying to connect w ppl hiring for Set Dec (art department) gigs! In-house positions (fabrication, events, etc) or regular film industry jobs (commercials, music videos, features, industrials, PSA) Where & how do jobs get posted? How do you find talent? Sites? Groups? Non U ok.

Library hold for Bookshops and Bonedust came through last night and I've already almost finished the book 😭

This is niche content. If you went to a private school with a uniform that had a kilt, did you wear a kilt pin? I just got the alumni newsletter from my high school and none of the girls are wearing kilt pins and I think it looks weird.

At the adoption fair today an older couple were looking for a dog. She has allergies & was cuddling a dog to see if she got itchy. I asked how it was going and she said she also had to consider her son, who has asthma. Her husband grimaces at me and says "He's 43, and lives in New York"

Darker Waves was fun. No rain! I am truly exhausted. My lower back is not happy about me dancing on the sand in combat boots.

Literally what the actual fuck is happening at LAX at night? Why does it take 30 mins to enter the traffic circle?

The good news is a delicious, indie pizza joint, with slices, opened walking distance from my house. That is also the bad news.

Get me outta Colorado. It's too cold here and the brunches are middling.

Oh no I have the altitude giggles again

During a jokey back and forth I accused my boyfriend of being combative, while entirely forgetting that i have a tattoo that reads "combative personality" Reader, he did not forget.

I know about altitude sickness, but is altitude giggles a thing? Because I think i have that.