we had a tornado drill at work today. there was a long checklist involved. dude all you have to do is tell patrons we're going to the basement. most will be like, "& miss the excitement?" & stay put. i would. boss wants to keep rations on hand for a 3-day stay??? dude i'm leaving after 1hr at most

boss: dani, can you run to the store for me? unmedicated dani: i will have an anxiety attack if i even think about leaving this desk medicated dani: fuck yeah dude i love driving around in my little car & listening to music very loudly

i practiced crochet AND drew tonight. i'm unstoppable

i have so many amazing ideas & so little executive function

oh no

a patron took one look at me & said, "happy halloween" it is november 18 i am not in costume i am just very mildly goth in the state of iowa

spending time with folks my own age has always been a little alienating bc everybody knows all the same references & i just... don't?? someone will be like, "my babinidonk is gorshing," & everyone will laugh & i'm just standing there like what the fuck

happy birthday to the cutest boy i ever married @evanflow7.bsky.social

so much of current tech just wants to completely circumvent essential human experiences because they're mildly uncomfortable and i think we need a hard reset back to flip phones and beepers until everyone acts right

a wee beastie

it is definitely not the sketch layer pink that i requested but i am very happy with it nonetheless

my contribution to the #Frankenstein yuri agenda

a realization sure i can explain my perceived "otherness" with various diagnoses orrr i can simply be counterculture also i listen to really good music

here’s another thing i won’t finish

view from the cemetery

Kissed silly ❤️‍🔥💜

Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months https://theonion.com/girlfriend-to-stay-underneath-blanket-for-next-5-months-1819575780/

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

help it’s kinda good #wip

my trainer !

cried so hard from relating to an anime boy w zero self-esteem that i am bedridden the next day

installed FB in order to post wedding photos & scrolling for a sec made me mad for many reasons but the final straw is ppl hating on alma madrigal i'm sorry that her response to watching her husband get shot by nationalists was "toxic." ur right, she should have simply chosen to be nice & unafraid

No Noise November. everybody shut up

he screm

🎵 gimme that z, o-l-o-f-t 🎵

buddhism has a lot of good points but the underlying goal of enlightenment is stupid i am no longer a buddhist bc i think the point of being alive is to be alive, not to sit through several lifetimes waiting for the after peace is found in authenticity, acceptance, & love. not in absence & death

wedding over time to hyperfixate on all the body mods i want

rage

my halloween fit was good

a handful of wedding pics of us with our favorite people

he grows larger

Pump complete. Used a stencil from the old flash and everything.

hastily scribbled memories from our wedding that i would like to make comics about

so hard to not immediately blow all of the wedding money on a tattoo sleeve

evan kept me out at his family's all night after promising to keep it short bc i am socially drained (i offered to go home & pick him up in the morning but he thinks it's weird for us to be apart 🙄🥹)... my MIL said, "take your wife home, she's weary," & being called his wife healed me for 100 HP

highlights from wedding: - dad cried all day - mom yelled "no breastfeeding" while taking pics of us (?) - kitten pooped in the middle of 20 ppl - cold brew whiskey cocktail w real vanilla beans - licked a skeleton - evan's vows 💘 - gestured for MoH to give me a tissue & they handed me a q-tip (???)

my friends

i'm so glad for legends z-a. i've got 5/6 of my team figured out tomas the feraligatr ♂️ galahad the lopunny ♂️ suede the ampharos ♂️ poppet the banette ♂️ elouise the florges ♀️ honorable mentions: shinobu the alpha scolipede ♀️ (too damg big) himmel the aegislash ♂️ (forgot that the final evo is ugly)

this pic is a couple of days old but idk it gives the warm fuzzies

today, we took a couch to the dump. while we needed the basement door open, i shut all of the cats in a room together... except lazlo, who lacks the mental capacity to even think to run outside or to be at all curious about our activity. he didn't move an inch. what a dependable lump

tiny glade is a nice game

i love that my pikmin tattoo is so prominent in selfies

Happy international lesbian day from my favorite two!!

my toxic trait is that i start coloring before the linework is anywhere near finished & then do not finish the drawing as a result

sometimes life is bad & so we must sing doctor worm until it is good 🪱 🥁

this is what i'm supposed to use photo mode for, right?

a little something about simon… what other facts should i add? 🤔

love looking back and seeing how my character role-playing has worked out. quilla is real neat i have no one to play dnd with so i just play the same dnd video game over & over by myself 👉👈🥰

i'm creating a boob moodboard (boob board) in the hopes of getting breast reduction. i'm scared shitless of all the things that can go wrong but the seed is officially planted

museum of illusions