you remember when you were a kid and you picked up one of the books you loved, but discovered you were slightly too old for it? you just pawed through the pages, trying to feel some of the joy it used to bring you, but instead you felt that profound loss for the first time ever haha that was crazy!

USB-C and the C is for Cloaca

THIS CAME OUT www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLMc...

Jesus fucking Christ this country is fucked

man #TaylorSwift is engaged, someone tell Trump that he could totally RUIN her day and STEAL HER SPOTLIGHT by dying of congestive heart failure

I never thought the term "aggressively unfunny" made sense until I tried watching Kill Tony last night

This is a song I sing to myself when I see a #cybertruck, so I recorded it. streaming everywhere if that's what you're into. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bawr...

Songwriters tend to try to make "perfect" records, which means a bunch of autotune, click tracks, and soon (I'm sure) AI. I wanted to try something else, so I recorded a record in one take. This is me playing acoustic, sometimes screwing up, minimal effects. johnkrane.bandcamp.com/album/dead-set

actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share

this is the lyric video for our single. It's about depression and it's big and weird. I like it a lot. I'm not gonna hashtag the word "depression," though. #healthyselfpromotionlimits #music #indiemusic

I love the Avengers pose. "QUEER FOLK, ASSEMBLE"

Our record "maybe tomorrow" is about grief, and mentioning grief seems to have struck a chord with a lot of folks. In case anyone's interested, I've got a big piece here about art and depression. I tried to avoid making it too heavy, so there's also a lot of stuff about Sisqo and toe fungus.

Well, now I have 56 followers and a bunch of nice, supportive feedback from strangers. This is a fine morning. Thank you folks.

I have a total of 16 followers on here. I hope that at least 8 of you will check out this album I just completed with my friends. It's about grief, and it took us a long time to write and record it. otherfather.bandcamp.com/album/maybe-...

"provocative views on race" is a crazy way to describe overt racism, @nytimes.com

"what can beige do to be a more exciting color?"

BREAKING: Huey Lewis Pronounced Fuckable at 75

sometimes I'm like "we can move past printed poetry as a medium, we've sort of done everything with it," and then something like this comes along (actually I never think that about printed poetry, that would be a silly thing to think, I'm just trying to get you to look at this and appreciate it)

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

If you have trouble understanding the difference between liberals and leftists, just remember that liberals are the ones that write shit like this.

"mm, what an amazing artisanal maraschino cherry," I tell the bartender while wishing it was a normal maraschino cherry

lmao

I will never understand why kitchens yell "all day." What is the alternative

"Sure, we now all agree that racism was wrong and homophobia was wrong, and religious persecution was wrong and so was slavery, and marijuana turned out to be okay and prohibition was a bust, but I really think the conservatives figured it out this time."

History doesn't repeat itself but it rhymes...

I'm slightly embarrassed to see the LA Firefighters appear at the #grammys because I haven't listened to anything other than their singles

"no rapper has ever lost a beef so completely, K dot is lit" spuzzles a middle-aged white guy into his social media feeds. He eats a single shiitake mushroom and goes to bed early. #grammys

Shakira is the sexiest person alive that also always looks like they need to take a shit #grammys

Holding out hope that the Will Smith featured in the #grammys will be the Dodgers catcher and not the rapper but that wouldn't actually make much sense unless the catcher is also good at rapping, and he also may still slap something (baseballs)

in a shocking move, lifetime achievement #GRAMMYs goes to Boompa Yo

I bet it would suck to live with Bruno Mars, because he'd probably get sick of me saying "oh hey it's the uptown funk guy" all of the time #Grammys

hey man, you don't become an FBI agent because you love giving up power

"and the grammy goes to...butt" the world stops. nobody's sure what to do. this is clearly a joke ballot. or is it?

To really recreate the modern music listening experience, after each Grammy award Trevor Noah should say "yeah that one's pretty cool, but check this out" and then play 45 seconds of a YouTube video off his phone while talking through it

I miss the old days when JFC simply stood for Jesus Fried Chicken.

Caused by DEI? More like EDM

i believe this is the final line of the Ginsberg poem

their ambulance bill alone was $203,000

I had nights in my 20s where friends sat with me and boiled peppermint tea to try to treat my asthma attacks since I couldn't afford an inhaler. This could've been me.

The most difficult part of the next four years will be deciding what to spend energy on. I don't have the answers but it's important to think about the how the game works.

since we're reinventing twitter, can we also bring back this girl

I can't wait to love and eventually hate this platform