ebikes are just vaping for legs

watching The Devils (1971) for the first time i appreciate any historical work with a timeless quality to it, and who among us has not been at some party and thought to ourselves no, uh, not the crocodile. 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺

check it out im 100% dandruff-proof. just ashing all over myself and nobody knows

I AM A POSTER AND I DONT CAAARRRE

these MUFFINS are making me ENGLISH

we're living in the butt times

i put on my cloaca and wizard hat

it really ought to be

do you see yourself as interpunct or middot

· airpods simply fall out of my ears, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 · i can safely clean my ears with q-tips just a small example of karmic balance

jesus raptured my spleen

siri is it safe for humans to consume catgirlnip

do robocops dream of electric pigs

i seldom comment on generational difference, but it needs to be observed that every millennial is necessarily by extension also centurial

one would think that if longfurby, then longlabubu. and yet. and yet.

cheers for this 👍 finally tried tonight and it worked a charm!

praying for the repost of ur soul

golgotha is a pretty strange name for a hill to die on

ive never made a post where i just said "goodnight, bluesky" without any other ephemera cluttering said post

there are a lot of tropes of the vampire novel—inhumanity, gluttony-as-vice, sanctity—that I'm not particularly enthralled (heh) by, but the specific art of making your own family is probably what i find most beautiful about them

purchasing a tersorium off temu to improve my shitposting

let's have a labouba kiki

if i were a millennia-old immortal id be so lame. like The Doctor would be fondly reminiscing with baba yaga about Shakespeare's rapier wit and that time he did a kegstand to one-up Marlowe at a party, and they'd turn expectantly to me, and id have to sheepishly admit i first read him in the 1700s

just had a bahn mi dog. weiner, pate, cilantro, pickled veg. A+

tired - dogsbody wired - bogsbody

hey bro did you fall from heaven cause I'd like to take you on a heavenly mandate

tsetse goat

traversing the &s of time

it is flowing and it is running and it is t r i c k l i n g yet also streaming, to say naught of gushing or rushing, and it seeps and it d r i p s and it generally osmotes—whether perceptibly or imperceptibly, we cannot say—and it is flooding everything and nothing and moving to and fro endlessly

grief and riddance are goated when it comes to gooing abstract concepts

abcessed couth

developing a parasocial relationship with the god of spinoza

messing around with logitech g hub and found out you can spam scrollwheeldown in a macro and bind it to another key to get to the bottom of a given feed super quickly (relatively). for example, somebody's timeline, or your youtube favourites list with 2,000 saved

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screaming goatse taylor swift remix.mp3

fainting goatse

already decorating for Halloween 🕸️🕷️

machine yearning algiarithm

cookies dipped in captcha latte

gurning and gurning in the widening tyre

humans do too have a flehmen response! how else would you describe gurning

plutos not a dog anymore!!!

just took a wazz in a portapotty under five feet from a twelve-piece brass band. a completely novel haptic experience

every time i recertify for foodsafe i forget the same critical fact

if you don't understand why explaining a joke is so fun, let me explain:

rematch anyone?

motivational speakers get a bad rap, but have you guys heard of this dude named Dunning Kruger? he teaches us that no matter how dumb we might be, we can still feel good about ourselves...

tonic poured over iced espresso 🤤

the questionable ethicality of human trafficking aside, Shoes would be a beautiful name for a baby

proving men can multitask by trawling eBay while i watch art films