🎵theyre taking the hobbits to isen gard🎵

seriously tho do the humans get that tinkerbelle is on the other end of every ✌skinwalker✌ 😒🤔😒

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can @settemple.bsky.social watch stargate without subtitles❔❔asking for a fiend

time to bust out the holiday faves📽tonight is the magical rom com natural born killers 💖

if you see this post a monster

vampires with boston accents🤣🤣🤣

// What do you tell someone who uses AI for tarot readings?

whenever a human tells me to scan qr code i show them what a mobile device tastes like

discovered kgoth and its like if psy covered the cure ❣

⚔nightly sabbat quest⚔ BREAK THE CHAIN take your lil diaperfangs to go full gremlin on a tremere chantry💖 get the skinny f* with some wards use magic 😒😫😒or brute force🤘🤣🤘idk like take a grimoire or wtfever idfc just have good story for blood feast🩸but like ya gotta survive😬🔮😬no darwin awards

ngl only concerned what kpop thinks about vampires

finally finished going through my halloween candy and not a single gd razor blade😭😭😭

if the jedi were serious they'd have futurama lightsabers

⚔nightly sabbat quest⚔ RAISE THE BROOD make 3 shovelbabies and get em armed ☑find a graveyard with sabbat je ne sais quoi ☑perform some quick n dirty embraces ☑arm your lil diaperfangs with bats clubs pipes and whatever else ya can scrounge up 🤫i use the walmart gardening section🤫

stardew valley but you play a skinwalker

met a pack with a fiend spellbinder and a cyclops all brought together through Caine

calling a vampire a narcissist is like calling a human a mammal like duh we're narcissistic not like there's a vegan option

why tf is f1 help mfers obvs have no f*ing idea what it's like typing with claws😫😫

psa📣hot glue guns are not a replacement for fleshcrafting

so funny story why his family name was wormtongue and it has everything to do with his ancestors being really popular among shieldmaidens

holy 💩 bbts has vampire books🤘🥳🤘

some licks whine bout the lamest💩like boo hoo everyone i know has been dead for centuries wah wah wah like mfer just stfu i just found out pirates of dark water got canceled

the living are sofa king dumb🤣🤣🤣posted an ai video of ✌feeding vampires✌ and it gets reported and taken down😫post clip of my kiddos actually feeding and comments are all ThAt LoOkS fAkE🤣🤣🤣

graveyard shift credits song created dubstep change me mind

looks like nottingham is sending its soldiers to other hamlets better wake tf up locksley

it's tricky teaching new kiddos to push through mind powers like avoid eye contact and heft thru presence 🧠🤷‍♀️🧠🤷‍♀️🧠🤷‍♀️

silence gir

even the antitribu of @vtmclanventrue.bsky.social are the vampire equivalents of people who put raisins in things😩😒😩

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Mummies were playable in Vampire the Masquerade before the Lasombra were.

So close to Bloodlines 2. In case you need a primer on Vampire clans…

is it just me or is 3i atlas coming from the same place that stupid red star used to be❔❔❔

💩 u not think im thiiiiiis 🤏 close to getting lucita and sascha to do team rocket this year😍😀😍

wow escape from la screens totally different nowanights

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none of this would've happened if anakin just helped mace windu

Vampire Media to get you into a secty mood 😉 Anarchs - Lost Boys Camarilla - Day Breakers Sabbat - Near Dark Inconnu - Night Watch / Day Watch Now here’s one out of the blue. Hunter the Reckoning - The Forsaken

being a supernatural critter is weird cuz like you're never sure what's real and what's not like yeah werecoyotes are real but ive never seen a jackalope 🤷‍♀️

anarchs riding thru my domain got weird looks don't even wanna bother harassing them wtf is going on in the freestates

melinda❔❔❔where tf you been❔how's rosa ❔❣❔❣

ever watch a movie so bad you don't realize it's a foreign film and the subtitles are off

🎵🎶first with shovel🎶now with bone🎶🎵

fun to watch daybreakers and imagine myself as a tbn style noddist preacher🤣⛪🤣

anyone remember that old series v with marc singer❔

think my favorite human conspiracy theory is that inquisitor lightsaber crystals are all confiscated from the mecrosa order

creed sucks

think i figured out the 67 thing it's like if you combined 42 from hgtg and word of the day thing from pee wees playhouse

lucita will not shut up about this😒😒😒

in hindsight maybe legends of chima wasn't the best way to teach the kiddos about lupines

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