ever watch a movie so bad you don't realize it's a foreign film and the subtitles are off

🎵🎶first with shovel🎶now with bone🎶🎵

fun to watch daybreakers and imagine myself as a tbn style noddist preacher🤣⛪🤣

anyone remember that old series v with marc singer❔

think my favorite human conspiracy theory is that inquisitor lightsaber crystals are all confiscated from the mecrosa order

creed sucks

think i figured out the 67 thing it's like if you combined 42 from hgtg and word of the day thing from pee wees playhouse

lucita will not shut up about this😒😒😒

in hindsight maybe legends of chima wasn't the best way to teach the kiddos about lupines

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tried visiting vykos but they turned themself into a pickle😞shoulda never shown them cartoon network 😞

ffs even when the @thetechnocracy.bsky.social is frying my lil shovelbabies with plasma rifles there's still some semblance of composure 🧊

not a cell phone in sight just a buncha people existing in the moment

need to find a song that has a vibe somewhere between alice in chains rooster and scary 🐝👁tches werewolfe

antitribu is latin for cringe

there's this scene in the movie vampires the one with james woods where they drag a vampire out in the sun 🌞 she fries and a hunter picks out her skull from her ashes and says to this priest NoThInG LiKe A LiTtLe HeAd PaDrE chortle chortle 😒

shovelparent pro tip💡don't ignore your bane when you're making your lil shovelbabies🚫talk about it early and often⏱we come from Caine not darwin

every time i ask for help people unfollow me others ask for help and get their goal fulfilled and more followers despite they have almost the same amount of money i need. even more hmmmm may i get at least reposts boosty.to/sirenchan

gathering the new kiddos to watch the heartbreaking family drama about a blue collar shoveldaddy that loses his pack😭😭😭😭

still don't get why droids can't be force sensitive

I have been WAITING! For YEARS!!!!!!!!! But it is finally TIME for my Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 playthrough! 🙏 I will publish 3 episodes before the release, one per week! First one contains minimum spoilers ❤️ Includes extra lore + bts! youtu.be/H6JVd5Lt24w

seen all the subspecies movies still waiting for the domspecies movies

do any relatives follow this account❔❔❔ if you're a badass bratovitch 🐶 living or undead🐶 drop a line say howdy or give an angry reskeet💋

shiny

see kids this is what happens when you don't pay attention in school😩😩

666 reference to new testament 69 reference to something everyone wants but no one can actually do 67 wtf seriously wt actual f is this referencing ⁉️💢⁉️

why did the vampire cross the road❔❔

who tf actually uses a ski mask for skiing⁉️⁉️⁉️should call it a kink & crime mask

well 💩 looks like @vtmclanventrue.bsky.social finally embraced a zoomer

🏇redneck noddism🏇 you were alive and your living brain translated stuff from soul to body now you dont have a soul you gotta Beast and thats your vamp soul so when you frenzy thats like a misfire between your Beast and body but you gotta 🏄‍♀️ that 💩 out to rewire your undead brain to your new vamp soul

if you think you're a vampire maybe you are

prisoners of the ghostlands is basically a critque of every sabbat path🤣also nick cage AND bill mosley

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i want this vibe but with fangs

🤣he was def topped by lilith🤣

Here's my next trailer! Banu is for the stealth players - I had so much fun with them 🙏

love autmn in the desert💖🏜💖 feels like a cross between johnny cash and bauhaus

f*ing hate when we agree

stupid st won't let me have any sourcebooks cuz it ✌breaks the 4th wall✌ whatever😩

star wars is weird you have like some alien named zamzykir shan-laz next to a dude who's name comes from the christian bible

💖💖💖this is like all my shovelbabies 💖💖💖

nothing makes my night like seeing an archon run🤣🤣🤣

it's weird that giraffes and weresharks are real but unicorns and mermaids are fake

some vampires are so old they had active jouster drills in school

does it count as irony that the most stereotypical vampire clan has the most unpronouncable name❔❔❔

no i will not take a shower it has taken years to get all this gore caked on the way i like it

when i followed the path of cathari i use to believe that this world was hell and all the living were actually souls of the damned and that vampires had been elevated beyond that🧐🧾🧐if i were alive tonight i think i might still have some of those beliefs

i was tonight centuries old when i learned tickets are not awards for going the fastest

OMG found my old habit from when i was a lil shovelbaby❣❣❣also found an old BAR 🤷‍♀️still can't figure out what i did with pizzazz🤔🤔