I like boys AND girls🤔

We are in the golden age of something we are taking for granted rn

If you just tape a vibrator to a toothbrush voila you have an electric toothbrush

Pussy that makes me feel the same way reading William Blake makes me feel

I don't trust people who say they understand Hegel bc though I don’t understand Hegel, I understand Hegel at least enough to know you have to not understand Hegel in order to understand Hegel at all

Rough day

Stupid and sexy 💅

I'm not allowed to be around boys anymore, but not for the reason you think

Calvin's parents are both so fucking fine sorry

Fuck fun #NoFun

Rodrick Heffley is a lesbian

Unresolved bisexuality is the root cause of 20% of the world's problems

Agent Mulder: JPEGmafia fan Dale Cooper: Dalek fan Dean Winchester: Death Grips Buffy: Clipping? Maybe Moor Mother?

Dale Cooper wouldn't listen to MF Doom. That's more of a Mulder thing

Kept awake once again thinking about what music Dale Cooper listens to. Is he a Beach House guy?

newton when he came up with “bodies in motion tend to stay in motion”

It seems really important to be able to distinguish between gender dysphoria and self-esteem issues

I don't want to know anything about Bushwick Mr. Algorithm. And I resent the fact that you think I do

The true American spirit (geist) is found in those guys who build massive outsider art installations in the desert which become roadside attractions

What's the matter Gen Z boy? Afraid of a little Stomp Holler Clap? Afraid you'll stomp holler clap along?

What's the matter irony boy? Too cool to indulge in the pleasures of improv comedy?

I'm sick of being unemployed get me off this ride

We live in the only time in history where a white trans woman can achieve significant social media success via faking a blaccent

I saw Predator Badlands and it's about a quirky girl with dyed hair helping a guy unlearn toxic masculinity and generational trauma

Mulder putting Eusexua in the cassette player and subtly gaugimg Scully's reaction

Scully would have a marginal awareness of Brat Summer while Mulder would have an intimate understanding

Had a dream today was a gay melodrama set in the 40k universe starring Hugo Weaving. But it's not real and I resent the inadequacy of reality

Mulder listens to Death Grips. He tried to play it in the car once but a look from Scully shut him down

No model will be as beautiful as the random middle-aged woman you saw once when you were 13

Being male socialized doesn't mean you have some toxic traits or masculine essence. All it means is you know when to sac Mind Stone. It means you know that Orks paint their vehicles red to make them faster

No. Modestly dressed woman posing with blue eyes white baby. Deeply trad

I need to listen to Thelonius Monk with a devious unc

Attempt 2 trying to get Uncle Kevin to listen to viagra boys

The degree to which I code switch between men and women kinda upsets me tbh

I don't trust Trump w/ the nuclear launch codes bc he is being a pedophile. Nuclear attack is the "being a pedophile" of war, the ultimate taboo. You'd think it's child soldiers but it's actually nukes

Fujoshi Bart Simpson writing "I will not sexualize male vulnerability" over and over on the chalkboard

Call me UGK the way I'm chopped and screwed

Just thought about the sublime strangeness of being alive and cried for half an hour now what I just watch 40k videos and go to bed???

Thought of this tweet in the middle of a funeral amd started laughing uncontrollably fuck fuck fuck my life

Being adopted into an Irish catholic family has made me immensely powerful

The Great Schism

You can just say shit like "It's They/thember!" and a well-meaning cis person will be like "omg what is that it sounds cool "

The next bond girl is going to be a twink

Coworkers always have insane lore

Never seen a furry who's an easily flustered little mole. Furries always look so sleek and efficient

bout of gender euphoria from kid mistaking me for his mother

Gasoline can't actually be lit on fire, that's just something you see in movies

I don't need a family. Letterboxd is my family

"Maybe the True Detective is the friends we made along the way" is the actual plot of True Detective

Sharpei did nothing wrong