I love people who have generational items, like a grandma’s necklace. I got generational trauma 🤩 never even met my grandparents on either side

Writers making 2025 successes posts…successes as in plural? 🫠 I fear my success is surviving the year. I finished a draft last year 😭 good for yall tho 👏🏾

We buy fruit weekly in my house and when the fruit flies come, it makes me crazyyy 🙃 I’ve tried the hacks, the only thing that works is not having the fruit around 😭

I started tracking my calories for a week…I’ve been humbled. Much so. It’s not really a weight loss thing but to understand where I can improve in the gym. Sauces and ice cream have betrayed me the most this week

Once you watch everything in 2x speed, normal speed sounds like slow mo 😭 I am beyond cooked when I inevitably go back for my master’s

I will be gnawing on the gates of Barnes and Noble when this comes out 🙏🏾 THIS SHOW STOPPING BOOK IS FINALLY COMING OUT. I’m so excited and proud of my friend Soumya, she works so hard and her writing is one of a kind ❤️ congratulations

Welcome to my official guide to my WIP, Knocking on Death's Door. It's currently in its 2nd draft and it is my sophomore WIP. I feel the resurgence of the undead in this chili's (aka: publishing market) so when I get this in tip top shape, I'm hoping it'll find a home 🖤

Guys I did not know #questpit was on here too 😂😂 I will add my pitch here tomorrow just to pin it for funsies!!

I can tell I’m growing up because I’ve become less evil

If you like em dashes, you'll LOVE my book!

SANDMAN SLIM X SCHOOL SPIRITS X THE GOOD PLACE In purgatory, Amber must save 3 mortals to earn her life back. But her team of the newly dead is a mess, a Heaven-sent Nephilim is after them, and Amber’s starting to remember why she wanted to die in the first place. #GhostPit #YA #WIP

At this rate, I think I’ll finish my draft in 2030 and that’s the fast track 🤪 #writing

I've remembered that I am a writing account first and foremost. Feast your tired eyes on my WIP, currently in its 2nd draft! I'll be updating my progress every week. #WritingCommunity #book #Writer #WIP #editing

I know angels and demons are coming back in the book market 🙏🏾 the girlies need a reason to live again!

I crave different forms of starches, constantly

My mental health HINGES on an annual re watch of the vampire diaries and/or the originals

Men are so easy. They disgust me🤨

No matter how many times I try. I still don’t understand shaving or cutting ‘against/with the grain’ WHAT GRAIN THIS IS MY LEG

Honestly I’ve only met baddies in hijab. Because the face card does have to eat when your hair is covered!!

Annoying but NEVER ugly

Why do we call it true crime? Like how often do we hear fake crime 🤨

My roommate: Oh I was just reading my Bible Me, knowing her political stances: so are you speed reading or have different version cuz this morning you called literal human beings disgusting 🤨 like not even bad people, just regular degular folks

Moving back home makes you look at apartments you can barely afford and think ‘yeah, if I don’t mind starving, I could afford that’

i refuse to choose, i live in america, by god, if i want katsu curry for breakfast and tandoori chicken pizza for lunch and a sushi burrito for dinner, i barely even have to leave my neighborhood

catch my meek ass inheriting the earth

checking zillow for foreclosures on the astral plane

Edits still, but there are some nice moments when you sit back from the nth re-read of your own work to think, "actually there are moments when I turn out a decent line."

As a gay, I mean this from the bottom of my heart, let’s stop using the term girlfriends for platonic friends 😭 my fellow black people especially cuz I think I found solidarity and I didn’t 🤣

More places need jalepenos! Chick fil a, Costco and Sam’s club pizza, must I bring a lil baggie of jalepenos. I have to do everything myself 😭 and start putting ginger ale in the soda machines some of us oldies enjoy it

I want gym gains by eating more protein but I get tired of chewing so I can’t eat big portions #esigh

Help, I've been sealed within an ancient unbreakable curse (I'm currently unable to write when I really want to write)

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

if i get killed, you can quote stuff i wrote. that's why i wrote it

We are NOT born or suddenly gifted with the ability to write amazing stories It is a SKILL that is developed through study and practice.

Boosting!!

No one mourns the wicked 😀

It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses

i don’t know who made this but, thank you?

No because when I was a kid, I thought La Llorna was going to be a legit issue for me

So when British ppl cry, they still continue their fake accent?? 🤨

[walking through park to sushi] LESBIAN BESTIE: What are you thinking? MJM (playfully): Okay, what do you think I’m thinking? LB: Hmm. That the American flag should be replaced with a sheet of silver sequins? MJM (whispers): GodDAMNit I wish I was thinking that.

Bowl o’ cat

Paid bills today...I need to lie down

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RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

I think, therefore I lmao

My mom: you never hang out with me despite us living together My mom 5 secs ago: laughing that an innocent man is being deported to Uganda These right wing nutters want to be in spaces but don’t understand that I literally can’t have a conversation with you. 🍊 is her god now, lie in your bed

I dunno man maybe we should all talk about patriarchy more

Snickerdoodle cookies and white macadamia nut—ELITE