You know when you get acrylic nails and they’re old. they start to hurt but they’re not quite slipping off, that’s me rn. And no I’m not going to the salon to take them off, those hoes use a card to pop them off and charge me $20. I will wait till I can pry them off or so help me

Omg guys, when were y’all gonna tell me my WIP and Cats the musical has the same premise lmaoo. Act 2 revolves around the dead kids finding a cat—now it’s my duty to make references to the musical

Shhh I work at the bank, here is a dollar do not tell anyone 🥹 a volunteer gave me a last minute ticket

I’m applying to jobs because yes I need more money but also because my job is training me in something ion really wanna do 🧐

To those of you who sold out the Tahereh Mafi signing tickets at Y'all west within a FEW HOURS of them being released, your mom's a hoe 🤬 I'M HURT

I might be desperate for a new job, but I'll NEVER be desperate enough for a sales job. I do NOT have that dog in me. As if calling it 'account executives' helps NAURRR

"You’ve traded one name for another. Nikolai, Paris, Petros. Who are you, my brother?" "Whoever I need to be.” #writing

I need you guys to think before naming someone Brian. Why would you pick that when I will always write brain first? No one thinks of lil ol me

College discussion board posts are a humiliation ritual. No, I’m not that excited about your detail explanation of x topic but I have to be for 100 words at least.

Marriage is between a woman and another woman

You know how people say smiling helps them feel better, you know what makes me feel better? Randomly doing the middle finger. Someone pisses me off? Middle finger. Trump speaks? Middle finger

I’d love to write but being a part time student and full time worker bee is killing my time! Hopefully this weekend I can because my school work has lightened significantly ❤️❤️ hope everyone is progressing in their work though!

When I tell you my zen candle is working overtime!

Yes the American government is beyond awful. The art that’s being produced is even more important because of it.

I got a lettuce wrapped burger and I fear that the bread was the devil the entire time. I don’t feel bloated at alllll

I’m so woke I don’t think the young ho jokes are funny and rather a dig at women when the true incompetent group are young men

Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.

All this talk about rewriting drafts…I just need to #write

I don’t even want Greenland! We’re actually cooked.

Updated my bio from "buy my book" to "buy my books" and it's just one letter but I'm pretty darn proud of it 🥹

Me after seafood boil:

Do any of your family members just lie? Like harmless, white lies but I’m like why? WHAT WAS THE REASON

My goal in life is to need global entry or PSA pre check. I go on a plane about twice a year, I gotta up that number

My favorite button during editing:

The writer // The opening lines of Heavy is the Crown, a tale of two cities retelling about exiled twins who masquerade as one man- the princess' guard. Falling for her was not part of the plan, however, because to take back the crown, they'll have to kill the Queen.

Feeling a bit overwhelmed by the technically feasible goal, pals, I gotta tell ya

You guys don't know what it's like to hear someone with the most annoying laugh, turn to you and tell you to turn down the TV because the newscaster's laugh is annoying. Mate, the call is coming from inside the house and your laugh is too loud to hear it!

When sour dough starts tasting…sour

I've applied to 30 jobs since Wednesday (re: last time my job pissed me off). Don't play with me, I'm already one foot out the door

I gave my bestie a keychain years ago and I had forgotten about it. She let me borrow her keys and it was on there 🥹🥹 idk why that made me so emotional

Lil bit of this, lil bit of that

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

I truly wonder if all the people victim blaming people impacted by natural disasters understand that they have fallen for the same morality teachings in evangelicalism and prosperity gospel as all the people who have been indoctrinated by evangelicalism.

I have many thoughts and apparently I insist on sharing them lol

Editing a novel is really just a frustrating conversation with your past self

How I sound when I say Arby’s is really good when you don’t have someone in your ear saying it’s bad. I’m keeping them in business! Motz sticks with large fries! Barbecue sauce!

Hope everyone has a good holiday season!

Watched a tik tok were someone said excessively world building (encyclopedia type shift) and series bibles are productive procrastination instead of #writing #WritingCommmunity #books

30 mins go by so fast when you’re off the clock compared to on the clock. Let’s look into the science behind that pls and thank you

I'm 90% sure staring at the doc will accomplish this goal

Poison ivy was a much bigger deal as a kid

All yoga teachers have the same ‘voice’ and cadence. Like ministers. 🧘🏿‍♀️

I’m now on chapter 3 of Dead Kids, it is so rewarding to edit the previous chapters. Yes, they will need more passes but it’s no longer first draft/messy words. But then I remember I have 22 more chapters to go

Yes everyone keep posting your Spotify wrapped so I can judge your music tastes, I say as I listen to pop music constantly

I love people who have generational items, like a grandma’s necklace. I got generational trauma 🤩 never even met my grandparents on either side

Writers making 2025 successes posts…successes as in plural? 🫠 I fear my success is surviving the year. I finished a draft last year 😭 good for yall tho 👏🏾

We buy fruit weekly in my house and when the fruit flies come, it makes me crazyyy 🙃 I’ve tried the hacks, the only thing that works is not having the fruit around 😭

I started tracking my calories for a week…I’ve been humbled. Much so. It’s not really a weight loss thing but to understand where I can improve in the gym. Sauces and ice cream have betrayed me the most this week

Once you watch everything in 2x speed, normal speed sounds like slow mo 😭 I am beyond cooked when I inevitably go back for my master’s

I will be gnawing on the gates of Barnes and Noble when this comes out 🙏🏾 THIS SHOW STOPPING BOOK IS FINALLY COMING OUT. I’m so excited and proud of my friend Soumya, she works so hard and her writing is one of a kind ❤️ congratulations