a spectacle is spectacular tho

wearing velvet pants so you can't really tell me shit rn

oh i'm just here

fr i never get what i want for xmas

i miss my dog

the rocks are very pretty tho

how could i ever compete?

sadona

at the airport sitting the holidays and where tf is john mcclane yo?

I will not be watching or listening to that man. Send me the cliff notes.

smokey said happy chanooka to everyone

someone was watching 👀

scrolling by and literally thought this was a present-day photo

just put two hot dogs in one bun and called it a dp and i'll see myself out thank you

sometimes i'm kind of a barely evolved primate but i can write, bitch

such a hater

i got the sickest vendetta when it comes to the chedda

not anonymous here but nobody's really checking for me on the sky, so congrats, you get the least sanitized version of me anywhere

that dude is a fucking bum

still ain't shit

I really am not enjoying post 2020 earth because everyone has lost their fucking minds.

realized i've been psycho emailing about some shit and damn i'm a fucking nutjob rn

don't be a shitty comrade

literally bought every person in my fam a pair of shoes in the last week

they're acting like they will always be in power bc that's the fucking plan yo

sent off my share of angry emails today

What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood

i used to feel important and shit

this human suit is uncomfortable

pretty sure i'm broken

god i hope this is a midlife crisis

the show must go on

We really need more people.

when it rains ...

“Here is your button!” cried Frog.

i'm sick

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

right into the sea w fools who take phone calls on speaker in public

i have been happier

“How soon?” asked Toad. “Quite soon,” said Frog.

here's an idea: all of the filthy fucking fash right into the sea 🌊

idk how we all didn't see this turn coming, where the party of religious extremists takes off their mask and it's just pedos/enablers/apologists

everything is fucking broken beyond repair

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oh man we're all gonna die and fuck it, we all deserve it fr fr

the grey lady protecting pedos and like is everything fucking rotten to the core in this cesspool of a nation?

out of our houses and into the streets

DSA stands in absolute opposition to the proposed deal to pass Trump's billionaire budget. Healthcare is a right, not a bargaining chip.

no peace for the vichy dems. dog those sellouts every fucking where they go

A lot of yall think that we can just vote our way back to pre Nov 2016, and we are so far gone beyond that point...