i just came to post my nails

so are they in hell? cause i know mf well…

i was out randomly at a speakeasy in baltimore and ran into j. alphonse nicholson. i was drunk af and told my homegirl that he looked like lil murda. and it was. the spot was full of white people. no one knew who he was. but we caught eye contact and i mouthed “i love you”. and he blew a kiss.

i feel sorry for people who don’t like their kids. the way i can’t wait to rush home to my two girls. 🥰❤️

Correct!

that tyler perry movie was weird. the beginning was a lot. i believe every allegation.

honeycrisp is the beyonce of apples. and me eating an apple instead of feeding my cramps m&ms makes me feel skinny. like i can just “slide by” somebody in a crowded space. LMMFAOOOOOO

About me:

yall watch “love is blind”? everybody on this mf needs a psychiatrist.

today flew by.

i am thinking about hiring a dogwalker. who in the fuck have i become? one thing i won’t mind doing… is paying for convenience. NAME YOUR PRICE!!

i am trying to ween myself off twitter. but threads or bluesky? now bitch i can’t do both. but also abut to go on a social media fast.

i was literally rewatching season 4 last week. they was having a baby off. on national television.

we literally had a $1.3k tab today. LMAO. gal pals who never complain about the prices >>>>

galentine’s 🩷 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app @seauxcocoa.bsky.social @bubblesnbuns.bsky.social @deedeejonee.bsky.social

When both y'all mouths slick so y'all go bar for bar >>>>>

i think weed is counteracting with my mental health meds. i need to talk to the day about that. cause bitch no 60mg formed against me shall prosper.

i think i wanna start taking red eye flights to different cities just to have lunch and shop for a day. i just bought a flight to miami just cause i wanna go to that cuban sandwich place. i don’t know the name but i know how to get there. lmao.

nothing will get you pussy faster than telling someone that you are celibate. which is a boundary issue within itself. but that is a different story for a different day.

this is how i encourage my clients to induce their labor. a vibrator is included in their 3rd trimester boxes.

christiana traveling internationally while sick is pissing me off. girl. why even tell everybody?

and carson wentz is ass.

the eagles need to fire their offensive coordinator. cause bitch. this is the 3rd game.

those cute baby pages are so strange. why d you have a page will of babies who are not yours with filters and light eyes? that ain’t weird?

media update 👄

but you know what would heal me? a croissant from tours les jours. i deserve it.

i have been in the house since friday. i walked my dog but have not extended myself more than that since then. and i felt guilty at first. glorifying busyness is the robbery of so many little things.

all blueberries matter.

the 10:00am on the weekends is not the same 10am on the weekdays.

LMMFAOOOOOO

okay so i finally got up and randomly shampooed my carpet, started a load of laundry, and scrubbed my kitchen down. which i didn’t NEED to do any of that but… i dropped a lil splash of apple juice so why not? and… i still haven’t eaten. LMMFAOOOOOO

a “really love” type of morning

no. cause what IS breakfast food?

i hate small talk so bad. i know it’s necessary sometimes when getting to know someone but whew. which is funny because those little small interactions with complete strangers… i enjoy and it makes my day.

get up and make breakfast or lay in the warmth of my bed and starve?

lol.

excuse me?!

and when they give reasons… it’s like some regular shit. lmao.

so… i am back in school. and the very first class… my homework is to draw a vagina from memory and label all the parts. LMAO.

there’s a slur i’m thinking of…

geminis. and taurus. geminis are just… a lot. we always click instantly but we are always ultimately so bad for each other. and i loveeee taurus signs. friendship. romantically. it’s a yes.

every time i see a southwest email about $49 flights… i get mad all over again. cause bitch what do you mean you are gonna start charging for checked bags? yall already lying about the $49 flights.