i think weed is counteracting with my mental health meds. i need to talk to the day about that. cause bitch no 60mg formed against me shall prosper.

i think i wanna start taking red eye flights to different cities just to have lunch and shop for a day. i just bought a flight to miami just cause i wanna go to that cuban sandwich place. i don’t know the name but i know how to get there. lmao.

nothing will get you pussy faster than telling someone that you are celibate. which is a boundary issue within itself. but that is a different story for a different day.

this is how i encourage my clients to induce their labor. a vibrator is included in their 3rd trimester boxes.

christiana traveling internationally while sick is pissing me off. girl. why even tell everybody?

and carson wentz is ass.

the eagles need to fire their offensive coordinator. cause bitch. this is the 3rd game.

those cute baby pages are so strange. why d you have a page will of babies who are not yours with filters and light eyes? that ain’t weird?

media update 👄

but you know what would heal me? a croissant from tours les jours. i deserve it.

i have been in the house since friday. i walked my dog but have not extended myself more than that since then. and i felt guilty at first. glorifying busyness is the robbery of so many little things.

all blueberries matter.

the 10:00am on the weekends is not the same 10am on the weekdays.

LMMFAOOOOOO

okay so i finally got up and randomly shampooed my carpet, started a load of laundry, and scrubbed my kitchen down. which i didn’t NEED to do any of that but… i dropped a lil splash of apple juice so why not? and… i still haven’t eaten. LMMFAOOOOOO

a “really love” type of morning

no. cause what IS breakfast food?

i hate small talk so bad. i know it’s necessary sometimes when getting to know someone but whew. which is funny because those little small interactions with complete strangers… i enjoy and it makes my day.

get up and make breakfast or lay in the warmth of my bed and starve?

lol.

excuse me?!

and when they give reasons… it’s like some regular shit. lmao.

so… i am back in school. and the very first class… my homework is to draw a vagina from memory and label all the parts. LMAO.

there’s a slur i’m thinking of…

geminis. and taurus. geminis are just… a lot. we always click instantly but we are always ultimately so bad for each other. and i loveeee taurus signs. friendship. romantically. it’s a yes.

every time i see a southwest email about $49 flights… i get mad all over again. cause bitch what do you mean you are gonna start charging for checked bags? yall already lying about the $49 flights.

i need to lose some weight. but the right way. i went to the doctor because i just have really bad fatigue and very aggressive cravings but no appetite. i just KNEW i gained something. baby… i lost 18lbs. for no reason. BUT… i wanna do it in a healthy way. i have a weird relationship with food.

literally have a meeting scheduled about this very shit at work on wednesday. smh.

LMMFAOOOOOOMBBKMBSKBMBKB

with my heart in your hands.. i’m as helpless as a baby.

Music will get me through anything

season of the noses. #rhoa

cynthia and these fucking wigs ain’t about to worry me. #rhoa

i don’t like this cast or season of #rhoa. it feels… forced

Weekend went by entirely too fast!

gossiping with your mama as an adult is so 🤌🏾

would love to.

never been a tupac fan. i rather drag my pussy across hot boiling lava and glass in hell.

• blackstreet is never really mentioned when it comes to best r&b groups… and they should. • dave holister was not appreciated enough. • mjb can not sing but she was on drugs and raised in church so she can afford to wing it. • bring back bridges and big, long notes.

i discovered wegman’s when i moved to maryland and ain’t turned back since.

i know we talk shit about that sick slanging alicia keys… but her debut album was EVERYTHING. every once in a while i play it straight through. it’s just so good.

healing fucking sucks. lmao. breaking bad habits. withdrawals from addictions. grieving. having meltdowns. the loneliness. the shedding. having to convince yourself everyday that the decisions that hurt are necessary. and just waiting until that switch happens that it was worth it. THEN rebuild.