Fuck Bari Weiss and Fuck CBS “news”

Bari Weiss is the walking equivalent of a head cold: annoying as hell, and nobody wants it. God, I pity her girlfriend, having to wake up next to that every morning. #BariWeiss

In light of the despicable comments #DonaldJTrump made about the murder of #RobReiner The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce should REMOVE the star of Donald Trump from their Walk Of Fame and bar him from having it reinstalled. #HollywoodChamberOfCommerce #TrumpIsAnAsshole

Dear Karma, Please unleash that debilitating stroke on Donald J. Trump and rob him of all powers of communication. We’ve all heard quite enough from him. #FuckTrump #TACOpig #BigliestAsshole #DonTheCon #ShortFingeredVulgarian #Trashbag

Hey, Donald J. Trump: when YOU die I’ll be among the first to pee on your grave. Until then, go fuck yourself

The murders at Brown. The murders at Bondi Beach. The murders of Rob Reiner and his wife. This sure ain’t the world Sesame Street and Mister Rogers prepared me for and I truly think we’re all the worse for it. #RIPRobReiner #BrownU #BondiMassacre #WTF

I still think a little “Paris, 1792” energy and a shiny guillotine could be the answer to our prayers. 😏

My dog’s bowel movements have more integrity than Marjorie Taylor Greene. They’re probably smarter, too. #MarjorieTaylorGreene #MAGA #FecklessTwat

Fuck Kash Patel and every person affiliated with this administration

I see Halle Berry is doing her best to remain relevant. Gurl is one step away from appearing on “Dancing With The Has-Beens” #STFU #HalleBerry #HasBeen #TeainWreck

In all fairness Speaker Mike Johnson -is- a sexist racist so what could you expect?

Hakeem Jeffries is an abject disappointment. I wish he were as fearless as Jasmine Crockett. In fact, he should take a few lessons from her. #HakeemJeffries #JasmineCrockett #GrowAPairHakeem

True

Fucking Size Queen

AGREED

KKKaroline is a KKKunt

Hosting Thanksgiving this year. Couldn’t decide on a menu so I totally caved-in and ordered a pre-cooked dinner. I feel so cheap and tawdry - like I just paid for sex….. #Thanksgiving #Don’tTellMom

This asshole WHO GREW UP IN ENGLAND thinks it’s totally cool to call ICE on hard-working immigrants @ a car wash because they were “stealing good American jobs” Karma, please sentence #ZacSegal of #BostonUniversityCollegeRepublicans to a life of low-paying minimum wage jobs. What an asshole he is!

Dear #KimDavis HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Karma is a bigger bitch than you are! P.S. Fuck You

I wish he’d nod off forever

Mike Johnson cares more about not masturbating to porn than he does about this country. I hope his balls explode. #SpeakerOfTheHouse #SanctimoniousShithead #MikeJohnson #GOP #PedophileProtectingSackofShit

This isn’t Corporate Greed. It’s Corporate CRUELTY

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

‘Ya know I could say something snarky about the demise of Dick Cheney but having recently lost my own father I think I’ll sit this one out. #DickCheney

The ONLY Republican Values are Cruelty and Assholism

Fuck Ken Paxton and Fuck Texas

Fat Fucking Felonious Fascist

Our tax dollars held subsidize corporate cruelty

Fuck that fat, fascist, felonious, adjudicated rapist. I want to see his carcass hanging upside down like Mussolini. He is a vile cancer on democracy. Also: fuck you if you voted for this. #FuckTrump

So freaking true

Damn Skippy

Sooooo disappointed to see Kristi Noem trending on Bluesky only to find out that she’s still alive, unfortunately. A guy can hope. #FuckICE #IgnorantTwunt #DogMurderer #IHateThatGurl #KristNoemIsAGorgon

No Kings. We feel very strongly about this in Boston. Fuck Trump and Fuck His Fascist Regime #NoKings #AntiEverythingThisAdministrationIsFor #Resist

Imagine making six figures to not do anything you were entrusted to do. …getting paid to not work while thousands of civil servants around you were getting fired. …betraying those who counted on you to represent them, all to appease a wannabe dictator. The GOP Congress is a helluva thing.

I hope his plane crashes and that he’s the sole fatality. Not sorry for wishing that, either.

Watching a parent slip into the final stages of Alzheimer’s is the hardest thing I’ve had to do.

Dear Stephen Miller, I normally don’t wish vile things upon people but I’ll make an exception with you. P.S. Go fuck yourself with a chainsaw #StephenMillerIsSatan #FuckMAGA #Resist

If Joe Biden’s “spiritual advisor” had pleaded guilty to sexually abusing a 12 year old girl, Fox would be playing that shit on a loop 24/7.

The monthly cost of my current Silver Plan through my state’s health marketplace will increase by over $500.00 without tax credits - and that’s for a single plan. I don’t know many families who can absorb a $6K annual charge to their budgets But let’s give billionaires more tax credits #FuckGOP

I consider it a major victory that I bought my Halloween candy two weeks ago and have yet to break into that stash of full-size deliciousness. #Halloween #OctoberGoals #TrickOrTreat

The first reporter who actually says “What the FUCK are you talking about?!?!?” to Dear Leader as he rambles on incoherently is gonna get a Pulitzer. #FuckTrump #Resist

Be Like Dorothy Parker

Never liked bullies. Never will.

I hope she has Bubonic Plague AND a severe yeast infection - but that’s just me

I hope he watched and fudged his undies in a rage

I’m no fan of organized religion but attacking the faithful at their place of worship is just fucking evil. What the fuck is WRONG with people these days?!? Is there something in the water???

He didn’t end 7 wars or win 2024 by a landslide. There is no war in Portland. Tariffs don’t build strong economies. Vaccines save lives. Tylenol is safe in pregnancy. Crime is not skyrocketing. Facts are not partisan. The only thing unhinged is his grip on reality and the danger is real.

Some people think it's wrong to speak ill of the dead, so while he's still alive, let's all agree that Donald Trump is shit wrapped in skin.