My god, Wemby.

Kendrick Lamar response : 1 minute Sick ass instrumental called “For Drake”. 45 seconds in, Rihanna says “kill yourself.” They play it in the club.

Kissing Pavement? You mean Yaoi Zowee?

To be fair, there’s a lot of important power scaling questions left unanswered here. Is he prime or is he current? With or without prep time? Bloodlusted? Amateur polling hour.

The one simple trick to lowering your water bill: steal and lie about it.

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

Happy birthday, John Brown!

Trevor Project released its annual LGBTQ youth mental health report. The results are shocking. 40% of trans youth seriously considered attempting suicide in the past year. Trans youth who wanted hormones but couldn’t access them were nearly twice as likely to attempt suicide than those who could.

Man, I thought Nuss would have been a good pick for the Steelers on Day 1? Chiefs really got one over

Given the argument that ended the VRA, I think it’s time liberals did some self reflection about the now decades long obsession with partisan polarization as the problem, as opposed to authoritarianism, extremism, oligarchy, and racism

1. Home - LCD Soundsystem 2. Jigsaw Falling Into Place - Radiohead 3. Intl. Players Anthem 4. Pride - Kendrick Lamar 5. Life Like Weeds - Modest Mouse 6. Sukiyaki 7. Hey Ya - OutKast 8. Heroes - David Bowie 9. Ode to the Mets - the Strokes 10. Float On - Black Foxxes

Liking to get caught in the rain is sicko shit. Those pineapple loving freaks deserved each other.

Coach, is this good? @realmaxhandler.bsky.social

“today’s supreme court decision is devastating. luckily, we can do nothing, we will do nothing, and have nothing to offer you. eat shit!”

NYT greatest songwriters list is pitiful.

Hold on. We the taxpayers are going to pay companies $900 million, which is more than 6x what we spend on wind power R&D, to NOT build wind power at a time when electricity prices are spiking and we need more clean power?

Doctors looked inside Jermod McCoy’s knee and found the gates of hell.

It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.

Oh my god, they don’t know the 49ers traded the pick. Fucking bozos.

I also like a Versatile white boy, Chicago.

If my team draft Akheem Mesidor: age is just a number. When my enemy drafts Akheem Mesidor: bro was in the Spanish American War lmao

Steelers, prove you’re not pussy: take Garrett Nussmeier

I’m genuinely happy for @tampabaytre.bsky.social. Guy you mocked at 2 made it to your team at 15. That’s a damn miracle.

My GM is a stone cold idiot. Fuck.

My god

I’m financially ruined!

Wemby, despite all appearances, has linebacker mentality.

New Frog rips.

Diana Russini: The MEDIA is FABRICATING salacious FALSITIES out of INNOCENT INTERACTIONS Mike Vrabel: We were in love… messy, stupid love…

This is part of why these thinkpieces fall short. “Iran needs Mao Zedong thought” is objectively hilarious. You can’t beat funny by scolding it.

Using facial recognition tech, the Knicks surveilled a trans woman, tracking her every move out of fear she'd show up on MSG's tv broadcast And they can do it to any "enemy" of Jim Dolan, who's built his own deep state. From @noahshachtman.bsky.social & me @wired.com www.wired.com/story/madiso...

Tegan Quin and Sara Quin deserve their Wikipedia pages.

Wemby is the player most likely to put Deni on poster and yell “free Palestine”

TurboTax and H&R Block spent $7 million lobbying the Trump administration to kill Direct File. Both companies donated to Trump's 2024 campaign and inauguration committees.

Cocteau Twins be like: “I love Kate Bush, but I’m tired of lyrics!”

I know that being kitten soft tough guys is the entire conceit of this ideology, but it never ceases to frustrate me

this is deadly serious now. this is easily the most consequential moment in time of my entire half century on the planet. and what will anyone in a position to do anything do? the moment will not be met

I just met Alex Bores. He seems nice! He’s got his pitch down. Not my district, but I like the cut of his jib.

Happy Mondays was the last white band to recognize the value of a vibe guy on stage. If Geese had a guy vibing up there, they’d sell a trillion record. Minimum!

A sissy experiencing public shame like this is how the cats felt about the Jellicle choice, btw

I mostly think attacking the press is a waste of time and energy. However, legacy media has spent the last decade normalizing fascism and tearing down the left. If the next president is progressive, adopting a combative stance against the “papers of record” is a must.

That Fleetwood Mac lineup staying together for 10 YEARS after Rumours is insane

Kavanaugh is gonna do that fence sitting bullshit and write a concurring opinion on statute not the constitution. God hates a coward, Brett.

I just saw a trans person call a bigot the r-word. A lot to process.

US/Israel now bombing university campuses — the same places that were the sites of anti-regime protests a few weeks ago. And I wonder what provosts and deans of US universities on Qatar and the UAE are thinking this morning

Literally no one says *anything*. It’s really hard to take, like we are being shredded piece by piece and nobody cares.

It really sucks that the guy from Daughters is such a piece of shit. “Today’s gonna feel like tomorrow someday” is such a splash