The woke got me

If George webb has a blue sky account I'd @ them

The Burgers are sweeping over Milwaukee. Six dead.

this is … honestly not the worst way to teach history

Respect for the Mariners broadcasters to call out how bad the national recognition has been for the Brewers

It's only a matter of time when audiobooks will have ads running between chapters

Honestly pie is a sleeper desert. Most people are ignoring a journeyman desert who can be savory, sweet, and everything in between. Sure it has been recognized officially, but unofficially they are giving all the credit to cake which is nowhere near as versatile as pie.

Porn Bots are offering 11.54 an hour

oh are we talking about third parties youtu.be/NqqaW1LrMTY?...

Guy who is really into fucking on women's periods trying to flirt with an italian chef: I wanna thicken your tomato sauce with my pasta water

Bisexual Scooby on drindr (dog grindr) be like: rat's rot re ronly reat I ram rinto

Twitter bf vs bluesky gf

Jose de Petrov getting ready to tell Mars that the other Triumvirs are Earthworms

Cuomo won't drop out btw but I think he's going to be taking more votes from the Republicans then the Dems lol

white people be like im craving a Cornish pasty

Bach is just Scaleslop

Watersports Twin Peaks Porn Parody call that Twink Peas

Mike Duncan you beautiful bastard you've done it again. It's just awe-inspiring how gracefully this series stuck it's landing. I hope this inspire more people to start writing Fictional Non-Fiction because it's such an amazing genre that not many authors have explored.

Honestly kind of in awe of this whole project. A genuine triumph of execution. Never feels like a bit. Compelling science fiction done in the style of his own history podcast. Unbelievable.

Which director do you think would make a porn parody of their own movie? My money would be on Wes Anderson.

they should make an antifreeze that doesn't smell delicious

Guy who thinks that World War Two lasted from 1937 to 1949

I'm partaking in some ribs

I'm like if Ayn Rand was Silly

Take two eyes for every one they take

I am getting reports that two IDF generals are dead. Please pray for General. Goku Rosemann, aged 21 and General Naruto Sokolov, aged 16.

Iran has the right to defend itself

Ninja, the streamer, has started putting "god is good" into his broadcast title. Allegations are dropping this year, possibly by next month.

Israel is fucked btw. Their army is not use to operating without complete air superiority, and their tactics are straight ripped from the US. Tactics which have failed in Iraq, Afghanistan, and most recently Ukraine. They're getting domed by kids in concentration camps.

See I am the only real Northernlion fan because I understand what it's like to be fixated on penises in a non-sexual manner. Sure the way I do it, there's a lot of sexuality involved too but to be an artist, I need to go look at the penis objectively.

This meal has been delicious. Please, give a little handjob to the chef for me.

If I see one more deck building roguelike game I am going to McLose It

The problem with most of the games shown at these fests is I just can't trust any of these companies anymore

It truly is the summer of the Silver Jews

ICE has gone beyond needing to be just disbanded. Every ICE officer should have a torture specifically designed for them

Gruesome Newson is probably going to okay it

I can't tell if my industry is washed or I am just getting older

Welcome Back Ross Perot

Deltarune Today

C'mon VIACOM, just give me the right to write a history book without ever having published anything

Why does Jacksfilms laugh like Krusty?

Nathan Fielder? The Ecuadorian military pilot?

I’m soup based and black pepper pilled

I miss how trashy TV was in the 00s. We were so close to the Paul Verhoeven universe

Why did nobody warn me of the Rehearsal Cuck Episode?

Nathan Fielder is kind of fuckable

Person who refers to their penis as a "combination pizza roll"