It won’t hurt to try either, I promise you.

Saying Stephen Colbert “had a unique ability to be human” is setting the bar kind of low for a human.

GOD’S GIFT remains the gold standard of dating shows. Awkward and funny and populated by 30 people including crew. Davina McCall asking questions and speaking over the answers. Brilliant.

Dear Pep, Add era-defying greatness to your CV by taking over QPR for the next decade. Yours sincerely, THE WORLD.

It’s amazing how the roles of Celtic FC and the Pope have reversed in my Catholic affections.

It all started to go wrong when cameras followed Maureen Rees behind the wheel of a car, and the public started laughing at other, everyday, people.

Eddington: a good film, but I’m struggling to understand the inclusion of that elite antifa unit that couldn’t hit Joe Cross at point blank range. So the last 20 mins kinda dragged, but fun epilogue.

Because he calls it as he sees it, yeh?

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

I think Travolta in the beret is a good thing.

In todays FA Cup Final, my hope is that the ground opens up and swallows the owners of both teams. Or at least loads of goals, if you’re gonna cheat, at least make it entertaining.

If Celtic win the league this season I will forever stop giving a fuck about them and the Huns.

Nigel Farage wouldn’t “need” security if he was less of a cunt

There is no way this sowing does not get reaped 🫣

It is wild how many people have gone to jail because this eejit couldn’t handle his ket

Dear Labour, no one voted you in for another game of guess the PM. Just be a bit fairer to your voters please and thank you.

Few people have looked as uncomfortable and unsuitable to be in the public eye as Beavo.

Yungblud is your nan’s idea of a rock star.

There is no point impeaching Trump as nothing will come of it, like every time a President has been impeached before. But you could try pushing him over?

No one ever said anything good wearing suit sneakers

For a country with all the guns, they suck shit when it comes to using them.

EVERYONE is complicit in this Mandelson appointment, because everyone thought it was a good idea. So let just move ahead with prosecutions instead of all this parliamentary navel-gazing.

Since when was Argyll Street in Mayfair?

I know flag discourse has been going on for decades, much like Brexit had, but this was written by Charlie Brooker 20 years ago.

Sean Hannity leaving Catholicism.

Some horrific takes on Madonna today, holy shit. Read a book, children.

Just saw Akira in IMAX. Fucking hell, I’ve seen that film 100 times, and that was a new experience 😮‍💨🤘🏼

Hahah this is straight out of The Other Guys. The only way this could be sweeter is if the NY Times (online) is there too.

That which exists without my knowledge, exists without my consent.

He must be protected at all costs.

Imagine going to Bar Centifolia and not filming 😱

Dan Brown and his series of anti-Catholic hate screeds have finally come to reap what they have sown.

It’s not that impressive to play both NFL and MLB, both sports require you to be active for like 10 seconds every 30 minutes

it feels quite bad that it's basically impossible to argue that much of the modern right in the west has become both entirely intellectually shallow and deeply, fundamentally morally corrupt without sounding like a tedious teenage tankie, because it is.....the factual truth

She’s had more Face-Offs than a chimpanzee sanctuary.

If Democrats had been posting videos similar to the Iranian Lego ones, they would have lost votes for using AI.

Pour one out for the wives, the boys are back in town.

Amazing how quickly a protest about fuel costs becomes about immigrants and Ireland First. Hope they’re putting Ireland first the next time they’re caught putting poison in the rivers and the soil.

Lady, you got all the wrong weaponry.

When you seize and hold critical infrastructure that's not really a protest it's an insurrection. And then it really becomes a question of which side you're on. If you're part of a soi-disant revolutionary movement your instincts are going to be against the government. But have a think.

Maybe it’s time to start bricking the windows of all the vehicles blocking Dublin

The one bright spot of all the farmers blocking Dublin, is their wives knowing true joy for a few days.

Some good news today: saw a wholesaler pouring crates of Prime drink down the drains 😂

PSG are holding this Liverpool team in contempt. It’s like they want a slight challenge to beat them again in next week’s match.

The irony being that he’s definitely destroying American civilisation

Live Nation there, showing how they become the biggest concert promoter of all time. Smartest guys in the room.

Pretty amazing to watch the Artemis launch, and then look at the bright moon in my garden.

I take it all back. Fantastic film.

This is a daft booking. Live Nation must have data to back it, but it’s giving ick.

So he can finish the job his brother started