any time i see a video or picture of me that isnt taken from above at an angle

Commish for @latifdog.bsky.social! 🌸

im hungry and i want a snack but the only snack i have is a fucking space cake

just ate so much pickled cabbage

guy who's a fan of echo vn and has a suspiciously chase-shaped otter sona

Sly hunter 🐟 #art #cat #fish

just found out my dad hid all my amiibos from me in my grandpa's basement because he thinks they made me gay

fat

Hermione the Hemorrhoid says: Trapped in a hotel room with no tools? Locate a vending machine; water bottles work great! Do not screw it in, be gentle. Just lean it against your ass and squeeze. Re-fre-shing.

playing dti and idk what they mean with this theme so i just went with ice spice

real

my bank is doing a spotify-wrapped esque thing and it starts out with "a lot of things happened this year, from brat summer to Paris" and now im trying to explain to my mum what brat summer is

🔪

what the fuck is this

its giving green couch

feel like the biggest snob on earth whenever i say this but i still don't think beastars was that well translated into 3d (except for some canids) everyone else looks kinda wacky

theres not enough drama on this site man its not interesting can someone do something stupid

whoever at ikea r&d is responsible for this should be **** in daylight

trying to find affordable rent

just successfully committed fraudulent activity

sniffing my screen after lrt

arc suit leon 😴

what the fuck is wrong with spotify

i just clenched so hard

one of my favourite artists (stromae) made a song for arcane and it was the last thing that convinced me to actually watch it but after the first ep i didn't feel inclined to continue </3

are people gooning on here yet

jeanne and cereza in bayonetta 2's intro cutscene

I GOT IT

Long day

im not afraid to admit i've cried to born this way on the plane back after a sappy gay visit

i like to think she's specifically talking to us anthrofags

Struggling at work </3

Personal trainer

we think we look cute or sumn lol 🎨 @mashtateos.com

this goes for anyone but dutch people

browsing the popular with friends tab on bluesky in public is braver than what any shell-shocked soldier has gone through

nobody is more unaware of their field of work than IT helpdesk workers at unis

da-da-doo-doot-n

spit on my face while you're at it too spotify

tried looking for metaphor refantazio fanart on here and the first thing i see is an impregnated hulkenburg with huge jugs

Tired Tiger

the uselessness of blocking people on discord is honestly impressive

i check twitter like once a day now and the only thing keeping me there is the japanese atlus fanart </3 can melon do something to make japan block twitter for a week please

every disappointment, every rejection

easily the worst thing about this site is having to mute/block people again you find just slightly annoying all over again

immediately blocking that nerd and jock comic guy the second it got on my timeline