Instead of saying I'm dressed androgynously, I'm going to start saying, "my look is high them."

Previously on Jerry's Patreon: Summer edition! Featuring Digimon and specifically Blaidd and Maliketh-

Dire dire dogs

Waiting for a man to flip me onto my back, start rubbing my belly, and then say, "who's a good boyfriend?"

Looking at myself in the mirror and going, "damn this thorn in my side is one handsome devil."

Paint me like one of your tumblr sexymen.

The existential dread I feel when I think of Toby Fox voice acting in the Homestuck animated series made by Vivziepop/Spindlehorse.

nighttime oddish #art #pokemon

D&D gameplay cycle: Players fuck around -> Players find out -> Players fuck around in an even more absurd way -> Players find out in an even more absurd way

the spell of dogdog #terriblecomicsday

When the homies kiss you but they say no homo so it means that it's platonic and you still don't have a boyfriend. 😔

I played yiff for 21 Scrabble points.

3 days late but happy pride month

bsky has made my LawyerDog name stupid in a new unique way. they keep putting me in lawyer starter packs without checking to see if I actually post about law and not, for example, furry boys without pants

Hello, my baby, hello, my honey! 💕 #sylveon #pokemon #fanart #cute

It's pride month. You know what that means.

Me_irl

The Pokémon that runs this account.

something something starfox (I've never played it before)

Sometimes I forget I'm a world record speedrunner. Lol.

Walking with a cottonball! 🌺💕 #sylveon #whimsicott #pokemon #fanart #cute

Ever wonder how his toe beans got so orange? It’s from all the carrot juice… 🥕 #campchimera has been poppin’ off lately with the freakin creativity!!! 😱 and shout-out to @zray.bsky.social for being an absolute unit of sunshine ☀️ these rainy days

Ah! Just got my bachelor's in philosophy! After about eight years of struggling with life, I've finally gotten my degree! I'm so happy!

A well I think I got of finals week with my grades somehow in tact. Had to rake a lot of exams for one course in the span of two weeks basically. Also had to get a lot of lengthy papers in. Phew... Don't know how I did it.

The end is in sight for this semester. After the better half of a decade of hardship, I'm finally so close to completing my undergraduate degree. Just have to keep persisting and enduring.

I'm really glad to be back to school and daily life. Genuinely feeling better than I have in months. Away from some people who were bad for me, going to the gym again, working with my professors to ensure that I graduate on time.

Hey that's me!

This was the first con badge I've ever commissioned and I'm absolutely in love with it. Artwork was done by @fexazaur.bsky.social

Well, I had a good time at #MCFC2025 even if I didn't really get to meet up with people or go to all the panels I wanted. It still went better than I expected.

*Hanging out with a friend and their toddler.* Friend: "How are you learning how to be a person, buddy?" Toddler: "Don't know." Big mood, buddy.

So I needed some money to pay for bills that were due tomorrow (which is literally my birthday btw, funny how that lines up) when while DoorDashing my car broke down! Now I need money for that as well as my bills! Support me please! Thx! ko-fi.com/tailored_muf... RTs and Shares super appreciated!

I just finished my first route of #EchoVN and cried for an hour because of the ending. Everything hit so close to home and felt so personal. I have never felt this seen by a work of fiction before and I've never felt this way about a fictional character before.

i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect

THE STICKERS FOR FEB BOTM ORDERS ARE HERE AND ---

74% on my A&P midterm. We will take that.

Got this super cute gift art from @wheatleypuppy.bsky.social for hitting my 500 sub goal! Artist is @pompomnotes.bsky.social Thank you so much ;_;