“I’m building an army to dismantle the government” “Brilliant, sir” “And it will be entirely made up of strange boys” “Uhh, yeah … yeah great”

Conclave:

someone on Instagram posted that their cat's love language is physical touch. like what else is it supposed to be

been hanging out with this guy lately, he's a hoot

I might try to fully transition here, but this app doesn't inspire me like the other one

Man is born free and everywhere he is on the computer

does anyone on bluesky want to give me a job that pays $100,000

i have it’s always something disease. it’s basically a condition where it’s always something

life sucks so hard I'm on Bluesky now