alabama football

donald trump is a pedophile

i let this kid punch me in the head and i tell him the day he kills me with one blow is the day he becomes a man

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

omg he caught it with his balls

i just saw a man sitting down at the barbershop, he was reading a book, i think he was drinking a coffee as well. what an asshole

have u ever flushed the toilet while you're peeing to try to time it so you're done peeing exactly when it stops flushing? am i the only one?

sometimes people see my account for the first time and wonder how i have so many followers, so here you go: in 2024, i invented the kazoo. ~9.5 million people followed me because they believed i might be god (i'm not). ~9.499 million then unfollowed me because they fear god (no worries!). kaboom, 37

i don't think all that stuff with the tariffs is a very good idea

Remembering when Wisconsin football played at BYU and drank Provo dry sports.yahoo.com/provo-bar-bi...

i love mark sears

here’s my latest post. hope you give it a read and let me know what you think

Absolutely

my favorite post of the year so far

happy Martin Luther King Jr. day everybody!!!!! happy national championship day everybody!!!!!!

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from old personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

lol, a clip of a Tesla's vision system trying to understand a train labyrinth.zone/notice/Aq5V7...

DOINK

fuck elon musk

jalen milroe will go down as one of the quarterbacks for the university of alabama.

people punt when they are sad

you know what's really interesting about the clemson tigers? yeah me neither

am i going crazy or is everyones social security number 390-63-1459. i think im just crazy

i recently heard an interesting hypothetical i thought i’d share here: suppose someone places a common object on the table in front of you, such as a quarter, a pencil, or a small toy, and then places a box over the object. where do you suppose the object went

me: next on nbc’s basketball night in america, i’d like to introduce a fun new segment called “is a hot dog a sandwich.” what do you think, fellas george will: an interesting question, certainly col. david petraeus: i suppose me: oh brother we’re already going off the rails! haha

the college football playoff selection show was so good. it was like if the news began with 25 minutes of anchors talking to each other like "i'm looking forward to reporting the news. it will be very interesting to find out what the news will be"

“Whenever it’s chow time, serve me up a plate of your most delicious meal — with a glass of your finest drink on the side, I might add …” - FinallyCringe

heading to work rn

hey, just wanted to drop a quick note demanding that 20 million or so people immediately and fundamentally alter their posting behavior to conform to my expectations. mine specifically. thanks

i give the godfather 0 out of 5 stars. i was trying to troubleshoot my bluetooth headphones and it wasn't helpful at all

operator: 911, state the nature of your emergency me: it would seem that high-rise honcho donald trump has his eye on a new piece of real estate. the address? oh... just a little fixer-upper on 1600 pennsylvania avenue operator: sir could you please repeat that me: it would seem that high-rise honch

well i think that ryan day is the best football coach in the whole country

if you didn't watch the iron bowl, you missed the most recent iron bowl of all time

if you like gaming, i encourage you to check out video games

fun fact: thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event

y'know, a lot of professional athletes used to play in college. it really puts things into perspective

israel is the most immoral and evil country in the modern world

so far, i’d say the least challenging thing about school is that in 1989 danny gladden hit .295 with 23 stolen bases. it’s had absolutely zero bearing on anything about the entire experience and is totally immaterial. i don’t think the other students even know who danny gladden is

Finally the CUM Bowl is real

in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam

With all due respect, NC State just did the stupidest play I have ever seen in my life

could somebody please start cultivating some new types of fruits and vegetables? feel like it'd be a huge shot in the arm for everybody. the hass avocado is unbelievable and it was invented by a mailman so i say give it a shot. i'd do it but i don't have a big yard

as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed

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