i love how everyone on my home page is the most dumbass life coach on earth

it's terrible that we hear less about Palestine now because all of their journalists have been killed

the hentaivirus is cumming

we're all gonna die to the hentaivirus

BREAKING NEWS: tim cook is stepping down as CEO of apple. i wish trump would also step down. of course, i’m comparing apples to oranges.

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cigarette implies the existence of a much larger “cigar”

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

RIP SORA i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from indiana jones, for mental health reasons

great song youtu.be/KGP8_X2I2m0?...

"get a load of this guy" i've been trying to bro

“why are they shoving lgbtq stuff down our throat” you’re the one throating it man 🥀🥀

boner died call that shit mourning wood 😔

watching alabama vs texas tech and i realized that the Carlisle 522007 stackable 20 oz is the best cup ever created

why aren't other countries helping us with the strait of hormuz after we started an unjust war, cut off trade, and insulted them for a year?

chillin with the bf rn #youalreadyknow @melcat248.bsky.social

didn't know the big yahu was like that

remember: what horses consider play, monkeys consider business, but to tom, it's all foolery. don't be like tom, he's still chasing jerry.

looks like its lid up

infinite wipe glitch rn when im going somewhere in 5 minutes #fuck #itssoover #youalreadyknow

Accordion to a recent survey, 6 out of 10 people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.

3/1 is in 31 days 3/2 is in 32 days 3/3 is in 33 days 3/4 is in 34 days 3/5 is in 35 days 3/6 is in 36 days 3/7 is in 37 days 3/8 is in 38 days 3/9 is in 39 days

feel the need to post this youtu.be/ufSQMXLO95w?...

trump dying on the SAME day as christmas

merry christmas!

i thought catholics didnt pull out?

alabama football

donald trump is a pedophile

i let this kid punch me in the head and i tell him the day he kills me with one blow is the day he becomes a man

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

i just saw a man sitting down at the barbershop, he was reading a book, i think he was drinking a coffee as well. what an asshole

have u ever flushed the toilet while you're peeing to try to time it so you're done peeing exactly when it stops flushing? am i the only one?

sometimes people see my account for the first time and wonder how i have so many followers, so here you go: in 2024, i invented the kazoo. ~9.5 million people followed me because they believed i might be god (i'm not). ~9.499 million then unfollowed me because they fear god (no worries!). kaboom, 37

i don't think all that stuff with the tariffs is a very good idea

Remembering when Wisconsin football played at BYU and drank Provo dry sports.yahoo.com/provo-bar-bi...

i love mark sears

here’s my latest post. hope you give it a read and let me know what you think

Absolutely

my favorite post of the year so far

happy Martin Luther King Jr. day everybody!!!!! happy national championship day everybody!!!!!!

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from old personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

lol, a clip of a Tesla's vision system trying to understand a train labyrinth.zone/notice/Aq5V7...

DOINK

fuck elon musk