My shordy pity dicking me after I fumble the undercooked limerick that came to me in a dream (she's Irish)

I just *LOVE* the fact that my pussy can randomly be like, "Perk the fuck up bitch! It's bloodshed Thursday!"

Cuck hibachi chef who sits in the corner and watches someone else make the food.

Sitting in the cuck chair (but it's a directors chair and I'm wearing a beret and smoking a cigarette)

Doling out pussy in bulk like paper, call that bitch 'Orifice Depot'. *poetry snaps*

I prefer tinnitus over Christmas music.

I switched to Tidal and I haven't looked back since. But y'all, the way things are going, I might even go back to using an mp3 player with music managing software. Fuck these corporate pigs and AI.

Within an hour of arriving in Munich I stumbled upon the bejewelled skeleton of Saint Munditia clutching a goblet filled with dried blood, martyred in 310 AD, beheaded with a hatchet. Standard...

"Yes, Elon is an Olympic-level piss fiend, care to debate neuralinks blah blah blah instead?" Lmao

hey there delilah you got tig ol' honkin bitties

It's my birth month and this is the fucking mood.

This bitch could've been me completely vibin on top of the balcony during the Swans show, but @psychpunk.bsky.social told me no >:(

RADIO TOWERS ARE EVIDENCE OF MANKINDS EXCISED DIVINITY, WE ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH A GOD WHO CAN NOT AND DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR US

Vampire: Lost Boys Werewolf: Ginger Snaps Ghost: Les Diabolique Slasher: Angst Folk: Wickerman (1973) Big Monster: Jurassic Park Zombie: Braindead Comedy: Army of Darkness Alien: Alien Psych: Possession Anthology: Tales From the Crypt Cosmic: Event Horizon

(me)

fuck ICE and fuck the police and fuck billionaires and find solace in the fact they will NEVER feel what you feel when you look at your loved ones bc they are soulless miserable cowards !!!

🦎🦎🦎

My coworker loved my Tiddy-Garf prank so much that he kept it posted on his tattoo station like a trophy ❤️

So over-the-top & absurd. One of my favorites.

💗💗💗

Revisiting Swans.

"Making America Great Again" - A Dollar Store Parking Lot, 2025.

02.09.25 Denver Music Venue @granpaabela.bsky.social

tbfh i’ve been exhausted since the development of my political awareness in 2004.

Kalervo Palsa (1947–1987) - Tickets, Please, 1970, gouache on paper

Such a monumental loss. Thank you for the beauty that you wove into this world, David 🖤

1915 Clown on a Grasshopper tin toy by Hans Eberl

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam

Me at the grocery store getting ready to smite a boomer for running into me with their grocery cart.

what were the four albums that dropped when you were in high school that defined your music taste forever? My Albums: 1) Bonedust - “When you die and your bones are rotting, think of me lest I be forgotten” 2) Sutekh Hexen - “Constellation” 3) Thou - “Tyrant” 4) Cough - “Sigillum Luciferi”

YOU. FAGGOT. LEARN TO TORRENT AND ARCHIVE DATA. THE FUTURE OF INFORMATION LIES IN YOUR HANDS. DO NOT ALLOW CORPORATE AGENDAS TO PACKAGE AND SELL WHAT BELONGS TO ALL OF US.