I know that I have surpassed my parents because instead of getting spaghetti sauce stains on my white pants I'm getting tiramisu cocoa stains on my white pants

watch me fuck around a whole lot 👍 with an attentive eye, you can even catch a single frame of santa hat

Hell yeah I support UBI. Unhinged Blorbo Intimacy

at this point the employees just pretend they don’t see him 🫩

ok I'm listening to bon iver for the first time

yummy #discoelysium #kimharry #nsfw

what nik NEEDS (to learn to share vulnerabilities with safe people) is not what nik wants (looking weak can never be safe) but you really can't hide that shit forever, so they would obsess over moments when something slipped out and someone else accepted it without bringing attention to it

I can't believe they don't let straight people on bake off, that's wild

oh mannnnnn my porn art feed is no longer a porn art feed on account of I've posted photos that aren't art and the feed only collects media posts marked as adult. wow it would have been great if I'd had a perfect tagging system before I started posting since I can't add them now

anybody else ever pretend to be your best enemy's gf for his family function, but you're both so desperate for affection and so fulfilled in your act that you get emotionally scrambled by night and need each other more than you've ever needed anything before, and the act no longer feels like acting?

honestly just wanted to draw him doing something with his tongue ngl

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pretty tasteless april fools joke tbh

this fucking guy completely missed the opportunity to say tdov (trans delphi of visibility) what the hell

already deep into it when they hit him with the "I need you to put a baby in me right now." bro never stood a chance I swiped sacha from @juinreed.bsky.social again bc I love him. perfect man

thinking today about being trans in community with trans people, with all of us having very similar and very different traumas, carrying the weight of systemic and highly personalized baggage. sometimes we can be so damaging to each other and sometimes we can be so amazingly good for each other

cousin to the "bestie let me merge" bumper sticker is the "besties let me cross" shirt

I extra hate work in winter because it's impossible to temperature regulate. too cold without sleeves too hot with em. most offices are like "we love a frosty 60F :)" and then some are like "BLAST IT BLAST IT BLAST IT I NEED TO FEEL THE INFERNO"

nik shitelf getting dragged kicking and screaming into having a conscience

ik its not boypussy thursday but i redesigned bihg again so

can I be so disgustingly for real rn. more than not having time I think I'm stuck in a bottomless pit of Can't Draw Porn Anymore because I want to fuck so bad and I CAN'T

the young lord from Ameno

ok I don't think I've talked about him so. he's very badly repressed and comes across sweet but his insistence on never having a want or need and disparaging himself come out over time & he quietly fights good and bad change equally. he badly needs a sudden shake up (being leashed and made to bark)

I did the dumbest possible sketch for a valentines exchange with @juinreed.bsky.social 🥰

"keep your eyes on me, mr artist. don't you need to study?" nik (my shitelf (they/them)) trying to kill @juinreed.bsky.social 's sacha by preventing blood from reaching his brain 😇

hello again gamers and gamers (derogatory) please show me your ocs who would put a collar on rem/robin and tell him to bark until he did it loud enough. he'll be embarrassed but he needs it

I miss exploring worlds in vrchat 😔💔 what a unique magic

DILDO COLLECTION THREAD starting with one of my favorites :^) I love glass toys and I love the texture of this one. art piece ass penis

ok listen I try not to post too personal bc I know the draw of this account is titty art but I'm just been busy and tired for so long I'm art constipated rn, so. do you want to see my dildo collection?

anybody else wash your dildos and squeeze the silicone ones like you're wringing them out

you can just use cake flour in any silly little recipe, you know. you can put cake flour in your mug cake recipe and it'll be the softest little mug cake anyone's ever made. gourmet mug cake. unbelievable

Finally got around to making a ref of my fursona 🌞

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aw, Bryn made a friend 🥰

I'm so annoyed by interviewers asking a question, then immediately answering their own question at length and going "do you agree?"

life of a silly little shitelf❤️

[ let me bare to you this body ] [ this broken, reckless mess ] [ lately, I can't seem to look at it ] [ I think there's something rotting beneath the flesh. ] ( Words/Art for Future Zine Fodder...) #NSFWArt #transnsfw #digitalArt #selfportrait #sketch #TeoUrTits <--- For blocking Art Of Me Only

it's a messy pen doodle but here, have a cute lil ida

(thinking about pubes) (thinking really hard about pubes) (thinking really really hard about thick wild pubes)

idk if anybody else needs to hear this or if it was just my damage but: therapist shopping and therapy itself is so much more effective if you have an idea what you want to work on and what techniques tend to work for your problems/you personally, or even just which sound harmful to you

50 year old leon s kennedy can get it in such a deep disrespectful sloppy way that his younger selves simply could not

that jiggly axe on leon's ass really gives him the look of a slutty hip sway ngl

paradisa and @juinreed.bsky.social 's mahtab have been having this bonkers toxic yuri moment lately I'm obsessed I'm going feral I'm howling at the MOON that does make a friendly fire for #summerartfuck smh my head 😔

she loves helping 🥰

reminder when you're doing your taxes, the number patreon is putting on your 1099 is the gross and they DO NOT exclude all the money they took from you in fees. you need to deduct that yourself as business expenses. an easy ("easy") way to do that is to download your earnings by month

hey does anybody need any daily steps? I have way too many

one time I made mousse and it was good, but also I overwhipped it because I got distracted wondering "what would happen to it if I overwhipped it"

Consentacles and clematis (2023)💜 Love a climbing vine that can be trained #nsfwart #tentacles