coming back home with gifts and books and good memories to *checks notes* some goddamn bullshit once again

mobile internet suspiciously back up after two weeks of not being up

spring moscow is so peak once all the goddamn snow is gone

did serbia have to send such a banger on a year that sucks so bad

for someone who wants to see more new places. i sure do end up wanting to go to places i've been to *a lot*.

audio person at work told me the track list i sent was bad and that i couldn’t send it in “like that”. told me to check her version. i open it. it’s the same as my version.

did denmark have to send such a banger on a year that sucks so bad

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

we got a new manager at work. now i gotta get used to having a new manager i can’t just call by her first name. have to use a patronymic. like a barbarian.

will i finally actually get to kuttenberg in kcd2 this week. vote now on your phones

u can tell jayvik gay fr bc it gets censored in russia

we are so incredibly back

actually, now that i think about it. despite a few lows. it’s been a better few months. hm.

i’m actually feeling weirdly optimistic today. don’t know why. it is suspicious

debí tirar más fotos got me through 2025 so yeah. yeah. definitely The album of the year.

Tomodachi Life stream going great so far

sent an email requesting a day off and hr still haven’t replied. please. my boss says it’s ok.

had a teeny tiny chat with coworkers about some aspects of working in publishing *here* in 2026 and would you look at that it’s the killing self hours again

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

It is a tiny bit funny that women watch Heated Rivalry and are psychoanalyzed and straight guys who watch Heated Rivalry are considered cool and open-minded. Like damn even watching the gay hockey show has a gender gap damn lmao

“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”

jayvik are fucked in the head bc theyre both wifeguys and they're both each other's dead wife. A relationship is 50/50 sometimes i die sometimes he dies

Updated meme:

when my trusted friend is trying to make me play league by dangling the anniversary jayvik content in front of me like a carrot on a stick

CLEAR THE SEARCHES #JAYVIK ALIVE

i feel like if you have to use ai to make anything for a ship you supposedly love, instead of actually making something yourself. well. you don’t really care about it that much, if at all.

post this

had to make a second version for god’s favorite chew toy. squeaks when you bite him

got a new bag. pros: feeling cute, wanted a puffer bag for a while. cons: acts as a big “this user is slavic” arrow on account of the adidas logo.

well almost the entirety of my support system is outside the country so i guess when march rolls around, i can just uuuuh die. or something.

this is also how i look at the kä arena show with jo in helsinki

how i look at the hexcore nights jayvik shirt that i can’t get

a free animal crossing update? in 2025??

idk if jayvik fandom is just not very present on tumblr or if it's present but i'm just super shit at attempting to get in. or maybe gifsets are just a dying breed of fan work that people are less interested in nowadays..? i mean i'll keep making them as long as i have new ideas lmao. but still

gay shit

this is how it's been for the past (basically a) year

well i HAVE gotten out of bed but i really wish i haven’t

waiting all these years for an adaptation of the long walk was worth it. i am way more depressed now that i've watched it.

every single post about recovery is like “first and foremost, you can’t heal in an environment that is actively hurting you” like okay. guess we’re never doing this then!

уууу сука киста ебаная. чтоб тебе пусто было

это я последнюю неделю. моё тело - машина, превращающая мармеладные штуки в кислой обсыпке в тягу к жизни

какой же разъёб этот ваш debí tirar más fotos этого вашего бэд банни, реально альбом годаааа

the concept of being at home and playing hades 2 like it’s a job

happy hades 2 day to all who celebrate

Them: So what have y'all been up to? Me: Haha, you know. The usual. The Usual: