(and then follow up w/my Leon impressions! Pardon the blood, I think that infected dropped their spleen) 🩸 🪓

It’s a Requiem team-up!! Check out the fabulous Ashley’s preview of playing as Grace for 2 monstrous hours in RE9 🖤🖤🖤🖤

❌ burned at stake because Godwoken ✅ burned at stake for Fashion Crimes

Loving DOS2 and my OC’s absolute allergy to serving. She wouldn’t know fashion if it slapped her in the face. Idk how ozempic Halsin, paladin lizalfo, and cvnty legolas jr over here tolerate her presence. She’s wearing a feathered bear and a purple tablecloth and ppl still call her Godwoken 😭 10/10

Gore-geous Cronos themed Christmas treats from @blooberteam.bsky.social🩸❄️ thank you so much, guys! My spooky sock collection is especially happy to have a festive new addition 🥰 “Believe it or not, Cronos is technically a Christmas game”

Meta this, snap packs that, the only way I know how to play Marvel Snap is to use my chaotic girls’ night out deck and keep everyone guessing x

Once you've fully experienced our top 25 games of 2025, be sure to read @jazzgouldwilson.bsky.social on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33:

Our Big Preview rollout for Heroes of Might and Magic: Olden Era is a-go, with more to come from @mroscartk.bsky.social, @andybrown202.bsky.social, and myself! 🥰 Shout out to @agameofjoes.bsky.social for bringing the latest build in for me to try out 🧚 🦟 👀 👇 www.gamesradar.com/games/strate...

Swansong, ye were judged too harshly in hindsight. Oscar speaks the truth 🙏 🩸

me @ the cinema when Angel Gabriel starts smoking in Good Fortune (I love keanu reeves)

Typically fire review from @jazzgouldwilson.bsky.social about why VTM Bloodlines 2 just doesn't quite work. I feel exactly the same, but Jasmine puts it better than could! Simply a great read.

Oops, almost forgot to share this here too! My time with Dying Light: The Beast surpassed my already high expectations as a huge fan of @techland.bsky.social’s series, and a lot of it has to do with the beautifully written and presented story. 4.5/5 ⭐️ www.gamesradar.com/games/surviv...

TIL it’s possible to bring Zag’s no.1 fan to the crossroads in Hades 2 🥰

I don’t care if you had a great time at gamescom, I bought a Dyson vacuum cleaner yesterday and have learned the true meaning of happiness!!! (I hope everyone had an awesome time ❤️❤️❤️)

(an old man is sitting right next to me despite All Those Other Seats and the fact that we are the only customers in here)

It’s almost time✨ hands-on preview coming soon! Thank u Techland (and dear Kyle Crane) for the opportunity 🖤 🧟 now to talk myself out of how parkourable Warsaw looks today

I don’t know who at Bandai Namco made this but it couldn’t not be any clearer that they spent their life making AMVs, saw their moment to shine, and did not hesitate.

I had an absolute blast at Digital Dragons 2025! Thank you to PARP and all these fabulous fellow journos for making it a trip to remember 🥰

Why are we as a species letting “budget airlines” get away with charging non-budget prices while still operating at the stupidest times of day/night? It’s 4:30am I should be asleep not squeezing through hordes of beer swilling pensioners

It is so hysterically funny to me that GGers are crying about GTA 6 beefcake Jason being “gay coded” just because he’s hot, what does that say about you guys 😭

My Plague is the angsty teen’s answer to Hollaback Girl. (Thank u slipknot for helping me spell “megalomaniacal” correctly every time 🙏)

It is done ⚔️ (90hrs, not quite full completionist) AC Shadows is a damn good time, even if I did crave a tighter narrative experience in the middle. That said, Yasuke’s journey might be one of my favs in series history. Time to download the soundtrack and touch grass, I guess 🖤 (jk on the latter)

there are two wolves inside me

My pet AC Shadows peeve — opening photo mode accidentally mid-combat — finally bore some entertaining fruit. May I present: Yasuke vs muddy flip flop ronin.

Wrapped Avowed just in time for AC shadows, but before I fawn over how beautiful Ubi’s game already is in its first 3 hours, I must appreciate Lodwyn’s character design 😍 (even if she is a fetid cow)

taken moments before I learned that silent hill f had been properly revealed in my absence 🤧 🇭🇰

The more I uncover about The Stone of Madness, the more the intrigue eats away at me." @jazzgouldwilson.bsky.social braves the "stunningly haunting new stealth tactics game" from Tripwire Interactive & @thegamekitchen.com in GamesRadar's indie spotlight. #BestOPS www.gamesradar.com/games/stealt...

I KNOW obsidian didn’t wait until Avowed’s very last chapter to offer up the coolest armour in the game just to punish me but I still feel so wronged 😔

Obsidian I love u

The satisfaction of guessing a voice actor correctly 🙏 (River/Robbie Daymond I knew I heard those sibilant little s’s)

Why is it that my most unhinged op eds always gain the most traction 😭 anyway, here’s Fashion’s Creed www.gamesradar.com/games/assass...

too close to the launch of too many (hopefully) good games for me to keep at the backlog, yet my brain craves Stimulus. pls give me your modern horror/thriller book recs and help reduce my chronic screen time so I glean some sort of positive from this experience :’)

My gf’s Garrus Vakarian figurine just arrived

This might be one of my favourite retro (bc 2004 is retro now apparently) pieces I’ve ever written, and it’s all about dual movie-PS2 game releases. One in particular. www.gamesradar.com/games/action...

Horrible horrible news 😭😭😭 forever my fav scousebird

Watching The Traitors for the first time and all I can think is how fast I’d get booted for being a suspiciously gobby little cow who gloms to four people and will defend them blindly forever 🙏 I’m faithful to my traitorous friends idgaf if they “killed someone no they did not

happy new year, beautiful people! 2025 sounds like a joke of a number but oh well, we ball

England: one drop of rain falls England: trains are CANCELLED due to INCLEMENT WEATHER also the train driver CANNOT BE FOUND we think he K!LLED HIMSELF because he CANNOT WORk in this DANGEROUS ENVIRONMENT also you are FINED

Dear whoever wrote the underwater snake levels in Indiana Jones and the Great Circle: why do you hate me?

sorry had i entered another dimension due to lack of sleep or did snoop dog really perform at TGA last night

Was playing around with Cyberpunk’s 2.2 update last night and I am howling at the new bullet scar. 10/10 I love u CDPR.

soooooo did those reviews actually make me…excited about playing an Indiana Jones game….despite having never consumed a single piece of Indy media?

Mood of the day

As a Future employee, man I’m disappointed (to say the absolute fucking least) openai.com/index/openai...

Far Cry New Dawn has some extreme difficulty balancing issues (wtf was that boss fight against the twins) and feels like an overly long FC5 DLC, but all is forgiven on account of my best friend Horatio 🐷❤️

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Not bad for a week’s addiction

Hear me out: Citizen Sleeper is a Cyberpunk 2077 sequel, but only if you got the worst possible ending. www.gamesradar.com/games/rpg/ci...

I made the mistake of trying out Marvel Snap over the weekend and now I am a mobile gaming normie 😔 pls take my phone off me (don’t u dare)