uosdɯıS ɐuɐᗡ ✨🦄✨ 1 day ago
One time, an escalator at the Seattle airport snagged the sole of my sneaker and tore it halfway off. Then it stopped moving.
A guy from the Port Authority liberated me, duct taped my shoe back together, and wrote me a check to buy another pair of sneakers with.
Apparently I should have shot him.
add a skeleton here at some point