Look at this incredible specimen. #photo #snowflake #winter

#CostaRica #Nature #Photography #birds #BirdOfTheDay #AnhingaAnhinga #CostaRicaNeedleDuck

At our local bike store. #shoplocal #coexist #silly

My dog has pulled off the impressive feet of peeing and pooping at the same time. Which doesn't sound like much, but he has a dog and that is not something dogs usually do #dogs #dogsofmastodon

"It also requires states to share their voter information with the Department of Homeland Security, as a way to verify the citizenship of the names on the voter rolls. That has drawn pushback from elections officials as potentially intrusive on people's privacy." #uspol #gop […]

My friend published her first book today! Check it out if you like fantasy books! #books #scifi #fantasy #buymyfriendsthing https://angryrobotbooks.com/books/a-day-of-breath/?attribute_pa_formats=ebook

Huzzah!

Hey guys, my weekend was pretty terrible! Went to the ER and puked more times on Friday/Saturday than I have in probably twenty years. Anyway have a good day everyone! #medicallycomplicated #happymonday

Finally watched the video of jd Vance getting boo'd at the Olympics and he looks so uncomfortable. I fuckin love it. #jdvance #olympics

RE: https://mastodon.social/@gamingonlinux/116019392171389749 This looks cool as heck. Gonna check it out asap.

Kiddo woke up late last night and said " I have 3 things to tell you and the first is my bad dream. " And I, groggy from sleep and trying to be sympathetic, told her to tell me about their dream. THEY THEN PROCEED TO RAMBLE FOR ALMOST 10 minutes about a dream with like 7 lord of the rings false […]

I had an idea. I don't know if it payed off. Just trying out things.

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@skinnylatte/115999695690138150 As so it should be.

One of my favorite web apps for #mastodon now has an #ios app! I really like it so far! #phanpy https://apps.apple.com/us/app/iphanpy-for-mastodon/id6755365082

Alas, no ice skates for hossmega feet today. #andnowwechecktheinternet

I have an ear infection & my doc gave me ear drops for it and I swear to god I CANNOT remember to do that shit. Just give me normal antibiotics. I have a pillbox & everything, it's so much easier & less stressful to manage. #myshitbody #health

Found off Facebook. This guy odds making resistance logos from the state birds. Feel free to use or share. #fuckice #minnesota #trynottodie

People of #minnesota! Did you know that you can get a cheap pair of vice grips & you can just take the air valve out of a tire? It's an easy & cheap way to be a menace to some sort of invading police force in your local town! Anyway #staysafe #fuckice #rebelresponsibly

RE: https://opinuendo.com/@matthew/115946378129015496 HELL YEAH MINNEAPOLIS! #fuckice #minnesota

My only real issue with Qobuz is that some of the artists don't have pictures for their page. It's iTunes all over again but I can't upload my own image to fix it. #qobuz #ditchspotify

I was finally able to edit Lxdm greeter & used elementary os theme. EXCEPT, I switched the elementary.png file for a fedora.png (png=picture file) & I didn't actually look at the size of it. So when I logged in the fedora logo was HUMONGUS and the login window was pushed off the screen 😂 #lxde […]

Really liking qobuz so far. Its ui is similar to Spotify, the audio quality is EXCELLENT & it had like 99.9% of the artists I follow on there. & now it's time to listen to #gygax #spotifyalternative #qobuz

'About 100 million people in the U.S. have some form of health care debt, a 2022 survey showed. Most, like Monroe, are insured.' Republicans push high deductible plans and health savings accounts : Shots - Health News : NPR […]

The people in the theater next to us BROUGHT A BABYTO THE THEATER. I know the Lego Movie is a family film, but it's not for THE WHOLE FAMILY. #dont #babies

Trying to install the gstreamer plugin for Spotify & my computer simply WILL NOT DO IT. My dreams of playing Spotify via the strawberry music player are dashed. Guess I'll try Spotify QT. #spotify #linux

I just want strawberry player to see my installation of Gstreamer & be copasetic. Is that too much to ask?

#qt https://toot.community/@corbin/115888621237358712 This is neighborly nerd shit.

Hello this game is hard & I am lost. #games #hollowknight #cutebutdeadly

#qt https://todon.eu/@RadicalGraffiti/115878555925833357

Testflighting Feditext (metatext fork #ios) & I've been just copy/pasting images into the editor. Today I turned the phone sideways & BOOM there it was. Photos for reference. #testflight #mastodon

AWWWE SHIIT OL BOY IS BACK! #ios #firefox

trying out the gnome-web browser. its fast and polished and dosent eat up all my memory. running browseer audit to see how it performs. https://browseraudit.com/test #browsers #web #linux

"The Internet has been a phenomenal tool for hate-groups" -President Bartlett (The West Wing) This show is too optimistic, like it was made in the dawn of a shiny new millennium. #thewestwing #optimistic #uspol

Holy fuck this Venezuela bullshit is insane https://www.npr.org/2026/01/03/g-s1-104346/trump-venezuela-maduro-press-conference

Goals (NOT RESOLUTIONS) for this year: • read more • ride my bike more • take my meds on time • pet the dog • play guitar more • MAYBE get to bed on time #resolutions #nye #noresolutions

Happy annual Give Your Dog Benadryl Day! #newyears #nye #dogs

Aaaaaaand here come all the lost dog posts. #fireworks #newyears #lostdogs

Oh, the ire I posses in my heart of hearts for fireworks. #fireworks #newyears

Not my kid waking up at midnight on the Dot explaining that it's morning because their clock says A.M. & it is now time to open presents. #christmas #parenting

Kwanzaa Facts 1. Kwanzaa is a made up holiday. 2. So is every other holiday. 3. Anyone can celebrate Kwanzaa. 4. It was created by Black, (mostly American and Christian*) people in the 1970s to celebrate Black history and the influence of African culture in the African diaspora and to assert […]

I work with kids. These kids are very observant. Yesterday I got a haircut. More than one child came up to me & said," hey! You got a haircut!" "Yeah! Do you like it? " "No!" So by observant I mean SAVAGE. #kids #savage

Propping up the us economy with data centers, the whole purpose of which is to generate revenge porn & uncanny valley fan art, seems like a bad idea.

I saw ONE #meteor from my west facing porch. The wind is rattling my home, the city is too bright & there is a GRANDIOSE Birch tree in my direct line of sight toward the sky. BUT I saw a meteor & it was cool as hell. #geminids #meteorshower

That looks like a painting & I love it.

The internet today has basically been "There was a flautist at the game awards last night" #the#thegameawards #flautist #fluteguy

My kiddos response to being asked if they wanted avocado toast for breakfast was , "no!" But definitely had the energy of "die in a fire old-man!" #parenting

The Christmas tree is up! #christmas #decorations #snowman #blackandwhite

Being a parent is hard as heck y'all. #parenting