Not my kid waking up at midnight on the Dot explaining that it's morning because their clock says A.M. & it is now time to open presents. #christmas #parenting

Kwanzaa Facts 1. Kwanzaa is a made up holiday. 2. So is every other holiday. 3. Anyone can celebrate Kwanzaa. 4. It was created by Black, (mostly American and Christian*) people in the 1970s to celebrate Black history and the influence of African culture in the African diaspora and to assert […]

I work with kids. These kids are very observant. Yesterday I got a haircut. More than one child came up to me & said," hey! You got a haircut!" "Yeah! Do you like it? " "No!" So by observant I mean SAVAGE. #kids #savage

Propping up the us economy with data centers, the whole purpose of which is to generate revenge porn & uncanny valley fan art, seems like a bad idea.

I saw ONE #meteor from my west facing porch. The wind is rattling my home, the city is too bright & there is a GRANDIOSE Birch tree in my direct line of sight toward the sky. BUT I saw a meteor & it was cool as hell. #geminids #meteorshower

That looks like a painting & I love it.

The internet today has basically been "There was a flautist at the game awards last night" #the#thegameawards #flautist #fluteguy

My kiddos response to being asked if they wanted avocado toast for breakfast was , "no!" But definitely had the energy of "die in a fire old-man!" #parenting

The Christmas tree is up! #christmas #decorations #snowman #blackandwhite

Being a parent is hard as heck y'all. #parenting

Just heard that #ice was in downtown #anchorage Stay safe guys.

The wind is treacherous today.

😄 ability to add backgrounds to chats in iMessage 🙄backgrounds are shared with everyone so everyone can change the background. #ios #gripe #annoying

When walking your kid to school is life or death. #wildlife #moose #alaska

My kiddo has a kids Nat-Geo magazine & the back cover has a little write up titled "Six Fun Facts About Poseidon " and it has been the root of every joke the past couple of days. "would you like me to fill your water bottle?" "yes please" "okay BUT FIRST would you like to know […]

Took my big boy camera (Canon T7, 24mm pancake ) out for a walk in the snow. It felt nice. #photography #cameras

I swear I cannot get i3 blocks to ever work. #linux #i3

WOOT WOOT!! YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP! #linux https://www.theverge.com/tech/823337/switching-linux-gaming-desktop-cachyos

Back in anchorage 💪

Hello SeaTac, You old bitch. #almosthome #traveling

I would say there is a special place in hell for Denver International Airport, but I'm pretty sure #dia IS Hell. #traveling #airports #denver #wtfisthis

A (coopers?) hawk seen in Pueblo Colorado. #birds #photography #colorado #hawks #birdsofmastodon

I think the new steam machine is gonna be great, if the steam deck is anything to go by. #steammachine #gabecube

Oh hello there Anchorage International Airport. #jetsetting

Well hello sudden downpour of 5 inches (12.7 cm) of snow. #weather #alaska

Pretty certain this is as cool as it gets. #steamdeck #coolstuff

God I fuckin hate rep Mike Johnson. He is such a cowardly dick. #uspol #mikejohnson.

Imagine the people JUST learning who Dick Cheney is because of the whole internet was like "FUCK THAT GUY". #dickcheney #uspol

"It's 6:30 AM & I'm gonna start some shit " - my child apparently. #parenting #kids

Well Hello there Costco sweater that fits my odd shaped torso!

Happy Halloween everyone!

Not me finding accounts to follow on mastodon, only to find out the account stopped a year ago abs moved to bluesky. #bigsigh #bsky #tootintothevoid

Found on bsky. #uspol #speakerjohnson

#halloweenvibes #jackolantern

I need a tiny keyboard with a trackpad for my #steamdeck it would make the usability so much easier.

Just when I think this particular story can’t get any more enraging

This #thursdayfivelist is #thefavfiveband - your own five piece band with whoever you like. The jazz edition Charlie Parker (saxophone) - Ko-Ko https://youtu.be/0ajJBNodEYs Clifford Brown (trumpet) - Joy Spring https://youtu.be/dnK6OHPQZbA Charles Mingus (bass) - Goodbye Pork Pie Hat […]

Most political things these days fill me with a quiet anger. But watching the White House being torn apart at the whimsy of a corrupt septuagenarian fills me with rage. The white house is not trumps to change like a toy owned by a petulant child. #uspol #whitehouse

President Trump’s White House is already the second most-blocked account on Bluesky, just days after joining the platform. The only account ahead of it on the block list? It belongs to VP Vance […]

This is brilliant 🤣. From: @Natasha_Jay https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/115406186285691795