Dick Folf

All day I dream about meows ADIDAM

GOBLINS HOBLINS NOBLINS

Today's the day Satan

MAKE WAYYYYYYY FOR PRINCE ALI

Star Trek is so successful because it has good Genes

Nerds looking at grindr "I know that sword!"

Monday Night Rawr

Hi chance of raining men today

I'm taking a week off work to play a video game. Sometimes being an adult is rad.

Bro it's 6:20 am!!

Gimmie 3 bleps Gimmie 3 bleps lizard

Fuck off sun

For all your rom needs and wants Vimm's Lair: The Vault https://vimm.net/vault

Go go gadget get-fucked

Cat's tail is just wind up crank

I'm upset that the Internet has ruined my favorite genre of food. Slop

Equip IR blaster

Half in the stagg

The heat has melted our cats

Fédération Internationale de Flops Association

Rangers with big irons in your area

Our cat has spotted the birds Meow

So I'm watching soccer for the first time and as a sports fan, I cannot take this sport seriously. The amount of people rolling around on the ground clutching their legs after no contact or a slight bump just takes me out of it lol

Huh? What ?

I cannot listen to the rap station at work all day, these gangsters are so mad, all the time

Beds get the most dick

Where are these gay frogs

They're.... Different #catsofmastodon

On today's agenda Get money Turn it gay

Ledgers will ledge Plumbers will plum Carpenters will carp Lumber will lumb

They're.... Different #catsofmastodon

In the past 3 months I've taken more naps then my entire adult life up to this point lol

New EverQuest project ! Multi-class as 3 classes with 1 character! I'm very excited :3 https://www.everquestlegends.com/home

I am once again patching holes in my scooter tire

I could go without hearing the word vibe or seeing a red hat for at least 7 years

When you wear your look at my dick underwear with your look at my dick pants 🪵

Hashish Cliff

MAKE WAYYYYYYY FOR PRINCE ALI

I put all my eggs in chicken stocks

Peak old man, pulling your ear and nose hairs out with your bare fingers

I love miserable weather

Generating images with AI is hardly a reason to call yourself an artist. Factory workers pushing a button to make the metal object don't call themselves metal workers.

Motorola razr clam

Hear an old Scottish man call someone a wanker with conviction ✅

Tvs on

BUTT FART

Great mall of China