We have labeled the band-aids/gauze. Pray we do not label it any further. [#BikeTooter, I guess?]

https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/as6bjm6mh7gy76t0k360g/hmm.p8?rlkey=wudzkvfpwstw7n64tjsfuvqt8&st=vkdbyp4b&dl=0 Demo version of Haunted Mirror Mazes puzzle game for #pico8 if anyone is interested. O to enter selection mode to place a monster, arrow to choose what monster, O to exit selection mode […]

current status of dinner - #waymo drove off with 3 bags of ingredients in the trunk before I could hit the open trunk button. Turns out they can’t drive car back, they can at best return car to depot so now driving across San Francisco to retrieve groceries […] [Original post on sfba.social]

One of my favorite forms of self-hate is constantly torturing myself over trying to decide if it’s worse to make things to give away for free because it prevents people making things for a living from getting that income, or worse for the things I want to make to not exist and not be available […]

Me: *the usual depression* A random teacher using my puzzles in their classroom: :sends cool email/fan mail: G3m1n1: “would you like a heartless AI summary instead of the only human connection you’ve had in the last several weeks outside of work?” 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🤖

Ugh, YouTube for Apple TV is A/B testing the disorienting thumbnail size-shifting behavior again. Bastards.

13th gen Pokemon games be like “Pretzelle used Gluten Twist It disabled Dumpstar’s ‘A Raccoon Lives In Me’ ability. Opposing team is too busy with shitting their guts out from celiac disease to use berries! The humidity lingers… Dumpstar takes rust damage. Pretzelle’s dough proofs… what? It’s […]

“What?! Donna From Accounts Payable is evolving! … Donna from Accounts Payable evolved into Donna from Accounts Receivable!”

It might hurt when people call you names like “loser” or “fatty”, but just remember… to an abortion clinic somewhere, you’ll forever be known as “the one that got away”.

> PDF-XChange Editor PDF File Parsing Stack-based Buffer Overflow Remote Code Execution Vulnerability. This vulnerability allows remote attackers to execute arbitrary code on affected installations of PDF-XChange Editor. User interaction is required to exploit this vulnerability in that the […]

> net: mana: Fix possible double free in error handling path When auxiliary_device_add() returns error and then calls auxiliary_device_uninit(), callback function adev_release calls kfree(madev). We shouldn't call kfree(madev) again in the error handling path. Set 'madev' to NULL. #cve #infosec

A new vulnerability has been discovered that allows a malicious actor to store the word “dicknipples” in a document with UTF-8 encoding. It’s recommended that users upgrade all documents stored with UTF-8 encoding to UTF-8.0.1 as soon as possible to remediate the issue. #cve #infosec […]

Passive ideation but it’s just “Kiss Me” by Sixpence None the Richer with the lyrics changed to “Kill Me”.

Neffyu used TenthGen! The console says Pokemon but none of them look familiar and the three you do recognize have different numbers and weird new-fangled abilities. You hurt yourself in your confusion!

Neffyu used TenthGen! The console says Pokemon but none of them look familiar and the three you do recognize have different numbers and weird new-fangled abilities. You hurt yourself in your confusion!

My love language is GitHub-Flavored Markdown.

This weekend has gone by 2 Fast 2 Furious and I wish I had PTO to take 2 more days off.

Intrusive thought bonus multiplier

I wish I wasn’t such a tired, lonely, exhausted, irritating, annoying, miserable sack of shit.

Letibus makes such outstanding puzzle books and games… https://letibus.itch.io/herd #puzzles #puzzlebook #puzzlegames #boardgames #letibus

Got the best compliment the other day about the documentation I’ve been setting up at work: > “Seriously, use it. He wrote me a guide to deploy the node app and I followed it and it worked the first time.”

I always mix up the abbreviations for Carly Rae Jepsen and Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease

BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”

I just remembered I should maybe probably make a special puzzle for February when my blog turns 20 years old…

The “CLINTON”/“BOB DOLE” crossword gimmick but instead it’s “TACO BELL”/“SELF HARM”.

The “how long is a year?” song from RENT but I forgot the lyrics so now it’s “five dollar footlong”.

I don’t have goals, I have PLANS: Personal Lifelong Attainable Nitrogen-fixing Soybeans

Still working to wrap up the Route 66 book. I plan to soft launch the ebook in a few weeks, and I’ll start getting some info from retailers before finishing the print edition and getting it printed. Folks that purchase the ebook will get an option to get the print version at a discount offset by […]

A deep fake of Greg Davies serenading Alex Horne with the song Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel but the name of the song is changed to Greghammer.

MIFARE Classic? No Freaking Chance

Updated "missing alt text" warning is getting an update 👀 #alttext #accessibility #mastodon #design #uxui

I tried to do a couple simple things, and now I am angry at the world/technology in general, because it is very stupid and difficult to make shortcuts to websites as files that work cross-environment and aren't a train-wreck. Mostly I am guessing because #fedora #linux doesn't support .url files […]

Had some little containers of leftover pickles, onions, and pickled jalapenos from BBQ takeout a couple weeks ago. Sadly most went bad before I ended up using them. Thinking in the future I should combine them in a small jar and top it with pickle and/or pickled jalapeno brine. Or some […]

Any #dropbox users have experience with using symbolic links or something similar since Dropbox changed how they handle symlinks a few years ago? I have a markdown file in my MarkdownNotebooks folder that I would also like to have in my #pico8 folder for cross referencing things more easily, and […]

I highly recommend going from 5gb of RAM to 21gb of RAM, it’s much better.

Got some new ram for my laptop and opened it for the first time and installed it. Seems to work, only lost two screws, and I didn’t die. :) Where do I provide my address for sending the merit badge?

Clickbait? In this economy?! You won’t believe what this expert had to say!

A restaurant called “Feminist Salad Bar” but it’s just a pizza buffet.

Any #gamedev folks have a rec for a language that is good for writing #interactivefiction #textadventure games, and would allow me to filter user keystrokes on input? (For gameplay reasons, not data validation.) I am 6/10 with Perl, 7/10 with PHP, 9/10 with JS/TS, 3/10 with Python, and open to […]

I’ve been learning #csharp and #dotnet as part of a migration project at work, and got my boss’s blessing to share some of the insights and concept-mapping I’ve done so far: https://itsdaves.site/2025/11/28/perl-vs-c-vs-javascript/ If you’re a dev who went from #perl to C# or vice versa, or […]

When we said we wanted more gay representation in the media, idk that we meant like… 2/3 of the sexual harassment workplace training eLearning course to use same-sex negative interactions as examples???

A belated happy gluttony day, and an on-time happy avarice day to all!

The gay urge to accidentally get the lyrics wrong and sing “I wish that I *was* Jessie’s girl”.

Japan is really living in 2025.

Just found out I’m still gay.

MIAMI — picking up on the open racism Trump has unleashed, racist lady blocks brown Americans from leaving a garage and tries to wait for ICE to get there

Jenkins is being a dumpster fire to be this week. #devops

NBC: “A man pardoned by Trump for storming the Capitol was arrested on child molestation charges in Tennessee, tried to use an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence the victim. Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, was extradited to Florida…” www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...