Now reading #booksky

These jack in the box pins are so cute

Instagram is a sewer, but like intentionally

Finally watched SEND HELP and honestly good for her

Now reading #booksky

Trader Joe’s is cleaned out 😂

I need to go to bed but

But if all you do is attack the Democratic Party while Black leaders are being targeted, Black voting rights are being dismantled, Black political power is under assault, and HBCUs are under attack, then don’t expect me to treat you any differently than I treat Trump and his MAGA acolytes.

Watching the same progressives who’ve been yelling for years about how billionaires shouldn’t exist now lining up to help a billionaire’s vanity campaign smear Becerra has sure been something 🤡

This was a hard story to report. Newborns who don’t get a vitamin K shot are 81 times more likely to develop a condition where they bleed uncontrollably. But more and more families are declining the shot. And babies are dying. www.propublica.org/article/more...

Made a cake

Who has four paws and ran around the house at hyper speed after taking a gnarly shit?

Every time I put gas in my car I think about how much I fucking hate Trump and then about how millions of people are feeling the same way and hey look he actually united us

Idk if you guys know this about me, but I’m a HUGE Megan Thee Stallion fan. Her #music makes me blush, tho & I can’t really listen to it w/out, like, falling to pieces (too sexy; only in private) & I’ve told her this bc she used to come into a #sexshop I worked at in #HTX that played her 🎶 🧵(1/10)

Okay! This one comes highly recommended by @jamielittleflower.bsky.social: 2017 political black-comedy film The Death of Stalin, from Armando Iannucci, based on a graphic novel, La Mort de Staline. Buscemi plays Kruschev, which was what hooked me. Here goes! Stay tuned as we #LiveSky 🤓 #FilmSky 📽️

Made a cake (twice, ugh)

This makes an outstanding post run snack

Alright, Whole Foods, you got me with this one

I’ve been curious about salty licorice since I heard about it so I finally ordered some and you know what? It’s lovely.

Everyone is talking about how Russel Brand admitted to “sleeping with” a 16yo and good job giving him what he wants. He is not being charged with statutory rape, but with rape. And there are MULTIPLE victims going back decades. His confession was a con. Stop falling for it.

Now reading #booksky

Now watching

I had an extra pie crust in the freezer thanks to the apple pie I made last week so I made a quiche

This was recommended by @jamielittleflower.bsky.social, who then exhibited Pikachu-levels of excitement, so I'm going in with an absolutely-open heart: #TheRunningMan which, as usual, I know nearly nothing about. I haven't seen OG, tho I'm conversant about it 🤓 #LiveSky #FilmSky 📽️ #MovieSky

Prime has The Running Man if you haven’t seen it. Too many of you haven’t seen it

dishes

Now reading #Booksky

Guys we did revolving sushi and it was the best plus we got a prize from the plate counting machine

I’m listening to the Behind the Bastards episodes on Jimmy Savile and is Russell Brand just a lower functioning version of this dude? Like their stories are super parallel

Makin pie

Girls be like I really needed this and it’s a theme park corndog (it me I’m girls)

How am I expected to function when he’s like this

Now starting The CA state library has a program called Zipbooks where if you want to read a book your library doesn’t have, they buy it on Amazon and ship it to you. After, you drop it off at your library and it joins their collection without using their budget. This is a Zipbook! #booksky

Made cheesecake

This was an Instagram post that was full on holocaust denial. And it doesn’t violate instagrams community standards. Fuck Instagram and fuck Zuckerberg

There has to be a better way to package blocks of cream cheese I’m begging you, Philadelphia

I struggled from the first mile and it took 55 minutes but this is the longest run I’ve done without walking pls clap

Made a cake

This year's #Miaouscars are officially out! 8 winners, but I won't spoil which #films won; you'll have to read. kcookandcatsco.medium.com/the-2nd-annu... @paulogustavo.net @hexnology.bsky.social & @jamielittleflower.bsky.social all make an appearance in this year's #ACatemyAwards, too 🤩 #FilmSky

Rage bait the kitty

The Exorcist is only scary if you believe in god and boring if you don’t. Exorcist 3 is a better film.

The HBO Harry Potter trailer is a real easy bad person test and most of Instagram is failing it (people here are passing it though!). I need to close my account there but it’s where most of my family is

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My more nuanced take is FUCK J.K. Rowling. Our trans brothers, sisters, and siblings need our love and support more than we need another Harry Potter. Read and adapt books by better humans. Especially trans ones.

Cuddling his unicorn

If you can't say to your child "the man in black fled across the desert" and get a "and the gunslinger followed " in response You 🫵🏿 have forgotten the face of your father.

whenever folks talk about harry potter and separating artist from art they always have this indignant 'OH SO IM A BAD FOR BUYING THESE BOOKS?' but thats not the real issue. the reality is that many will BELIEVE you are bad, and that is VALID. its not your choice what others think of you