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Know what time it is? It’s Krazy Kirk and the Hillbillies time

Made a pound cake

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For everyone asking why other countries can hold their elites accountable but we can’t: it’s because we handed all the power to those people. Yeah, I didn’t vote for him but 70 mil of us did. KNOWING WHAT HE WAS. They aren’t going to put themselves in prison ffs. He ran to stay out of prison!

So ANTM filmed a rape in season 2? They just kept the cameras rolling and did nothing to stop it??

For your edification

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Paradise season 2 is coming and I’m just not ready for that stress again

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

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They got me

How’d I get the cutest one?

Knott’s really knows how to put on a good show

Even Trump skipped the Kid Rock show 😂

You got any frozen peas?

Pleased to announce that I have graduated sketch school

New bed has been tentatively accepted

It’s wild to see the Qanoners declare themselves correct about pizzagate. My friends, you were played. It DOES look like pizza was a code within the pedo ring, but none of the people you were told to hate were involved. Y’all harassed a small business and cheered on the biggest villain as a hero.

Michael Cera is a delight in The Running Man

Alright so I’ve lost 60 pounds and on Saturday finally worked up the courage to ride Hangtime, a ride I couldn’t fit in until recently. Non scale victories ftw

Elon Musk only went to Epstein’s island to get directions on how to get away from Epstein’s island

❤️

Made cheesecake

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I have been offline for most of today and just found out about Minneapolis. I am going to begin cutting people who support this out of my life. You should, too.

Did I have a stroke? WTF is this, @duolingoesp.bsky.social

Do you know what historical firsts might transpire this March at #TheOscars? 🤔 Well, I looked it up, and wrote about it on #Medium for @reelrank.bsky.social: medium.com/reelrank-new... A 4m read is PRETTY short for me, and you know I’m going to bother you until you read it, so… 🤓 #FilmSky #AMPAS

The cakes 👏 never 👏 stop 👏

My BIL!!!

Made a cake

Now seated for the bone temple

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I’m on my roughly fifth rewatch of HBO’s Watchmen and I just got that the millennium clock is really the doomsday clock - Lady Trieu says in one of the later episodes that Adrian stopped the clock and she wanted to restart it. So she built it God this show is perfect

Everyone is dieting but the birthdays don’t stop

It’s casserole time

I’ve always been irritated when people here post screenshots from X but now that grok is making non consensual pics of nude women along with CSAM and X’s “fix” was to monetize it: why are any of you still on that platform? WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO DO THAT WOULD FINALLY BE TOO FAR FOR YOU

Wild how many things Trump and his government do that are the direct fault of Chuck Schumer for not stopping them personally

I’m a sucker for a blind box

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First birthday cake of 2026

Watching Roofman and am I supposed to find an escaped prisoner hiding in a woman’s place of employment and using what he hears to infiltrate her life charming? Because with only a very slight change in tone this is a horror movie

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I’ve defeated the clown (finished my virtual fitness challenge)

Happy new year to me

I’ve never taken a better picture of this cat