Uma musume scenarios are a ride. I shit you not the scenarios are literally: Horse girls race Horse girls race more Horse girls race differently Horse girls race equitably HORSE GIRLS RACE AS INSTRUCTED BY DIVINE BEINGS DURING THE SECOND COMING OF THE GODS Horse girls race in Paris .... Love it

Anime HorseGirlWives and their antics <3

£10 for international rugby. Bargain

I can safely say that in a stadium of 36k people, the national Pweeeep was a massive disappointment

Nationwide pweep imminent

Athlets

Hey friends, registration is going well and we're excited to welcome all of you to Glasgow next year. Rooms at our hotels, especially the Crowne Plaza, are in demand and there are a lot of you on the waiting list, so it's time for our regular warning to watch out for scammers.

After 4 years on eBay my very large, very rare R34 spoiler has finally sold. To a guy in Italy... So I guess we're going to spend the rest of the afternoon working out how we're going to ship it.

I find it somewhat disingenuous when people say that US cons are cheaper when compared to EU cons, when they last half as long and you seem to spend 5-10% of that time in a line to register to get into the event.

My urge to interact with social media currently.

Why does everyone say you can cut the atmosphere with a knife. If you were unable to cut air with any object, I hate to say it but it has become cold enough that everything is solid, so the sun has to be dead and the real question is what horrible ironic curse now afflicts you for the rest of time?

Whenever I see anyone ask and believe anything they're told from the AI-bullshit machine. www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0...

Rydym yn wrth ein borth i ddatgan bod y thema ar gyfer Aberacon 2026, a ddewiswyd gan ein mynychwyr, bydd: MabiDOGion: Mytholeg Cymreig! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 We're delighted to announce that next year's theme, chosen by our attendees, will be: MabiDOGion: Welsh Mythology!

The walk back from the Suit walk at @aberacon.wales !

I'm sad, it's my own fault and will take about 2 days to get better. Good going :/

I love hotels like this. They're so genuine, they might not be great, but I'm my opinion it just adds to the experience. Anyhow time to enjoy the rest of Aberacon

Things I've noticed about the hotel this weekend. Incredibly poor paintwork They spelt my name wrong in a completely unique way Random polyfiller in the windows The door slams with the might of God but doesn't shut Chairs in mysterious locations Barbed wire on the fences Wierd beer selection

How dare you call it a NSFW room party, it's actually a...

Thank you for your service

One thing I absolutely have to commend the AV team at @coreelement.bsky.social for is the sound mixing. I did not have the 'man this is too loud and ruining the vibes' which I've had at literally every other event I've been to at some point. The audio clarity was top notch and I hope it continues.

@coreelement.bsky.social is going well. Fun peeps and such good music. The team has really worked hard to bring you a fab experience.

I'm sunburnt, hungover, smelly, running on ketones, but man Core Element was fun.

Core element has two stages The Treenus The Trussy No I will not elaborate

When the beats are so unpleasant you expect the drop to be fire, only to be incredibly disappointed.

I found the shinies @coreelement.bsky.social

Update, the chef tried to murder me with the volume of food that kept on coming out of the kitchen. Would go again

On a more exciting note, I'm in Provincial Travelodge, ready to go to @coreelement.bsky.social tomorrow!

Well that's a first. Someone has attempted to spearfish me with details from my LinkedIn. Came damn close to succeeding.

This weekend at Core Element, Una has wares if you have coin

When you think about it, taking is just highly skilled breathing. Talk now and you'll be breathing manually.

How annoyed are you reasonably allowed to be when you buy a £18 pizza from an IHG group hotel, and on serving immediately realise it's a Chicago Town Tomato Stuffed Loaded Pepperoni Pizza (RRP £4.95) As currently I feel only fire can rectify this insult.

We're no longer at Ikea airport:(

I think I'm a bit early

I think I'm a bit early

Who's HOSS is that? 🐴: @sierus.bsky.social 📷: @asherhuskubus.bsky.social

Time for a joint next commission opening date & convention dealing announcement! If you’re going to be at any of these, I’ll see you there! You can grab an art commission or some merch :3 Any slots left after each event will be up for grabs online, so keep an eye out even if you aren’t attending!

Bady Guys 2: So Many Muscle Mummies . Oh gosh this will be confusing feelings: the Movie for so many. Go watch it.

Time to see furry bait, the movie

Looking forward to a fun day at the British Athletics Championships! Very last minute decision, but we got some primo seats!

I'd like to extend my warmest regards to the Bournemouth approach ATC, for routing us through a microburst in order to show us why you need to wear your seatbelt at all times in flight.

When the rejection is too oddly specific.

I don't have to verify my age on Twitter because they've deemed me old enough on the basis my account was created in 2012 or earlier which is depressing in its whole own way

<3 Girls with ears like this <3

We've had 20+ years to come up with a solution to content control on the internet, that is workable for those with limited tech literacy. No one has pushed a workable solution forward, so now we have a poor solution. We missed the boat on this big time.

A second cricket ball has injured me

Today I got an ice lolly from England's Women's cricket team. No that's not a euphemism.

Some facts about Paris: It's centre is unquestionably beautiful The outskirts are dire and full of poverty Parisian's know how to dress You will get harassed at tourist sites The food scene is incredible Their is always a lingering smells of piss or cigarettes The metro is great Buses are trash

I think this is the prettiest sunset I've seen over possibly the worst view imaginable.

Yes the nore astute of your may have noticed I went to Paris to go and see HorseGirls. It was great. They need to come to the UK at some point