the UK does not appreciate the potential of breakfast as a delicious meal vote no to brexfast

home coffee setup beans from local roaster, burr grinder, kettle with 90C setting, aeropress, cup made (thrown?) by a friend

thank you @confuzzled.org.uk for another excellent event

Mr president there’s been a second zebra

official confuzzled zebra count 1 (it's @rjzenith.bsky.social )

new badge for confuzzled

yes I will be bringing shorts to Confuzzled

finally asparagus season in the UK northern europe, I love you but white asparagus is malarkey

20 years ago, never forget

cycle journeys in London have doubled since the pandemic

my exile is over a bureaucratic catch-22 meant I failed passport checks trying to board an international flight/train/etc, also unresolvable while out of the UK solved by crossing into the UK at the Irish land border, where nobody checks your passport

horse travels! Amsterdam -> Dublin updates to follow, ask me about this next time you see me, possibly at confuzzled?

stairway to heaven

this work is pronounced very differently to what you might think

immense

star fox looks a bit chunky

the dutch do not pull their punches

immersing myself in dutch culture by deep frying something & eating paprika crisps

some views from my temporary flat in Den Haag

horse travels (retry) tokyo to amsterdam, uk being temporarily off-limits

stumbled upon a major tokyo - nay, global - landmark today

horse travels conclude haneda to heathrow

cat coworking space

come before they fix all the delightful mistranslations

all furries should absolutely consider Taipei as great destination to visit furries galore, lots to do, v friendly, language difficulties manageable, pleasingly queer

horse travels continue, a short but busy stay in Tokyo is next songshan to haneda

at foxconn hq & there are no furries on site shame

taipei update: apparently you can put cat ears on anything

the glorious English asparagus season is underway unfortunately I am in Taipei

so happy with the globalization of nerds overthinking coffee

once again I await the first Liz out of Whitechapel horse travels, Heathrow to Taipei

horse co boardroom

the whole of London today, the first warm day of the year

premium zebra

it is possible, some time this weekend, that the whole of Britain's grid is powered with no fossil fuels

spring lunch! I made mayo from the wild garlic oil I could totally be a trad-horse-husband I am quite tall which is useful for reaching the top shelf & am also confident which the subs seem to find reassuring

a respectable tea culture does not rely on teabags

my wild garlic oil, photographed without and with flash - red under flash due to chlorophyll fluorescence

sleeper train back to london

work day done, time for a visit to aberdeen's finest establishment

horse travels Heathrow to Aberdeen

Jupiter Burger, Netil Market £12 w/copious excellent fries & free pepper pickles what a delight, soft potato bun, finely chopped onion, iceberg, beefsteak tomato, ketchup, 90s health food quinoa-walnut patty not rated

we are all worried about the availability of good apples as we enter April don't panic, the STURMER PIPPEN and ASHMEAD'S KERNEL improve with storage & will be terrific please remember that stealing apples is perfectly legal in England and France & you can claim clubcard points on yr theft

wild garlic season

if you are visiting my flat and wish to bring a gift, the approved list is: wine, flowers, no zebras

fun fact: technically, both pronunciations are wrong because you shouldn't have been thinking about them in the first place

lasagna sandwich for lunch

there must be people where 10% of the words they know* are names of pokemon** * average adult vocabulary 10,000 to 40,000 words ** 1000+ pokemon

sometimes work gifts are actually pretty amazing