Horse Majeure
@jm.furry.horse
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π΄ zebra appreciator
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the UK does not appreciate the potential of breakfast as a delicious meal vote no to brexfast
3 days ago
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home coffee setup beans from local roaster, burr grinder, kettle with 90C setting, aeropress, cup made (thrown?) by a friend
5 days ago
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thank you
@confuzzled.org.uk
for another excellent event
6 days ago
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reposted by
Horse Majeure
Industry Standard Test Zebra [BS EN ISO 65.020.30]
8 days ago
Mr president thereβs been a second zebra
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official confuzzled zebra count 1 (it's
@rjzenith.bsky.social
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8 days ago
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new badge for confuzzled
9 days ago
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yes I will be bringing shorts to Confuzzled
13 days ago
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finally asparagus season in the UK northern europe, I love you but white asparagus is malarkey
15 days ago
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20 years ago, never forget
16 days ago
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cycle journeys in London have doubled since the pandemic
16 days ago
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my exile is over a bureaucratic catch-22 meant I failed passport checks trying to board an international flight/train/etc, also unresolvable while out of the UK solved by crossing into the UK at the Irish land border, where nobody checks your passport
17 days ago
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horse travels! Amsterdam -> Dublin updates to follow, ask me about this next time you see me, possibly at confuzzled?
18 days ago
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stairway to heaven
18 days ago
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this work is pronounced very differently to what you might think
19 days ago
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immense
24 days ago
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star fox looks a bit chunky
25 days ago
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the dutch do not pull their punches
27 days ago
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immersing myself in dutch culture by deep frying something & eating paprika crisps
about 1 month ago
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some views from my temporary flat in Den Haag
about 1 month ago
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horse travels (retry) tokyo to amsterdam, uk being temporarily off-limits
about 1 month ago
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stumbled upon a major tokyo - nay, global - landmark today
about 1 month ago
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horse travels conclude haneda to heathrow
about 1 month ago
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cat coworking space
about 1 month ago
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come before they fix all the delightful mistranslations
about 1 month ago
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all furries should absolutely consider Taipei as great destination to visit furries galore, lots to do, v friendly, language difficulties manageable, pleasingly queer
about 1 month ago
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horse travels continue, a short but busy stay in Tokyo is next songshan to haneda
about 1 month ago
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at foxconn hq & there are no furries on site shame
about 1 month ago
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taipei update: apparently you can put cat ears on anything
about 1 month ago
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the glorious English asparagus season is underway unfortunately I am in Taipei
about 2 months ago
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so happy with the globalization of nerds overthinking coffee
about 2 months ago
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once again I await the first Liz out of Whitechapel horse travels, Heathrow to Taipei
about 2 months ago
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horse co boardroom
about 2 months ago
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the whole of London today, the first warm day of the year
about 2 months ago
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premium zebra
about 2 months ago
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it is possible, some time this weekend, that the whole of Britain's grid is powered with no fossil fuels
about 2 months ago
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spring lunch! I made mayo from the wild garlic oil I could totally be a trad-horse-husband I am quite tall which is useful for reaching the top shelf & am also confident which the subs seem to find reassuring
about 2 months ago
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a respectable tea culture does not rely on teabags
about 2 months ago
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my wild garlic oil, photographed without and with flash - red under flash due to chlorophyll fluorescence
about 2 months ago
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sleeper train back to london
2 months ago
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work day done, time for a visit to aberdeen's finest establishment
2 months ago
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horse travels Heathrow to Aberdeen
2 months ago
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Jupiter Burger, Netil Market Β£12 w/copious excellent fries & free pepper pickles what a delight, soft potato bun, finely chopped onion, iceberg, beefsteak tomato, ketchup, 90s health food quinoa-walnut patty not rated
2 months ago
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we are all worried about the availability of good apples as we enter April don't panic, the STURMER PIPPEN and ASHMEAD'S KERNEL improve with storage & will be terrific please remember that stealing apples is perfectly legal in England and France & you can claim clubcard points on yr theft
2 months ago
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wild garlic season
2 months ago
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if you are visiting my flat and wish to bring a gift, the approved list is: wine, flowers, no zebras
2 months ago
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fun fact: technically, both pronunciations are wrong because you shouldn't have been thinking about them in the first place
2 months ago
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lasagna sandwich for lunch
2 months ago
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there must be people where 10% of the words they know* are names of pokemon** * average adult vocabulary 10,000 to 40,000 words ** 1000+ pokemon
3 months ago
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sometimes work gifts are actually pretty amazing
3 months ago
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