I’m deep in the Onion Hole, friends.

What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025? I’m a basic bitch.

Misgendered! By my mom

Woke up to a fresh blanket of snow on the ground, which made me think of the last Calvin & Hobbes strip. Then, I realized, it came out December 31, 1995. 30 years old today.

OBSESSED with this episode of The Dead Files (S8 E8) where, after Amy does her usual “I had a sketch done of the entities I saw,” schtick, Steve reaches into the sealed envelope, and with grim determination, pulls out a drawing of what can only be described as the Terror Dogs from Ghostbusters.

Imagine if someone got, like, reverse Scrooged. Series of ghosts show up at nice guy’s house and turn him into a miserly asshole.

I frew up :(

MILF (Man I Love Fkaren wheeler)

I’m planning out a new D&D campaign. Some of the PCs are in a band, so I’m giving them rivals that keep beating them out for gigs. They’re called The Cross-Eyed Bears and they’re made up of fantasy versions of John Lennon, Dr. Teeth, Ziggy Stardust, and Stevie Nicks.

Listening to the playlist my fiancée and I have been working on of songs we want played at our wedding reception, crying at every song.

If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career

Merry Christmas and all that; I just learned that Taylor Momsen is absolutely shredded.

Watching the Jim Carrey Grinch, and it poses an interesting question. If you find yourself at a key party, and you pull your own keys out of the fishbowl or whatever…do you get to try again? Or do you just go home?

Fiancée just went out for milk, saying I’ll need it for hot chocolate later tonight. And, yes, I will. But honestly, the bigger issue is that I need it for the traditional offering to Santa.

Coworker telling me about how her parents get all their grandkids guns for Christmas when they turn 13 and I’m just sitting here trying to remain pleasant instead of mentioning how fucked I think it is.

If you're not trans, I don't think I can fully explain how important this is. It's so powerful that one of the most circulated science media publications in the world has come out and said "trans children are real and providing transition care improves their lives." That's groundbreaking.

I’m sick and keep waking up in the middle of the night with a dry-ass throat. Thinking of mounting one of these suckers to the headboard so I don’t have to sit up and find the glass of water on my nightstand.

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

How is there an Ice Age Christmas special? Like, Jesus hasn’t even been born yet.

Watching Muppet Christmas Carol and had a spectacular idea. Homebrewing a playable Muppet race for D&D, building my character, and then having to puppeteer them whenever I’m in character.

ME: I feel kinda poopy. MY DREAMS: *insane* ME: Oh, so I’m like, SICK sick. Got it.

That Vanity Fair photographer needs a goddamn Pulitzer.

DID THE TRAILER FOR THE NEW SPIELBERG MOVIE REALLY HAVE EMILY BLUNT CHANNELING AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL??????

Fiancée put wet paper towels on top of my signed copy of The Polar Express and left them there, so now it’s water-damaged. If you need me, I’ll be outside, burying my head in the snow and screaming as loud as I can.

What bothers me more than extraordinarily obvious product placement is when they change the character’s brand loyalty for the sequel. Like Marty McFly ordering a Coke in Pt. III when he was a Pepsi man in I and II.

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

I was already really sad about Rob Reiner’s death, but then you show me a video of Billy Crystal in tears about it? How dare you?

Stayed home bc I’m not feeling well. Awoke to the dulcet tones of Conan Gray blasting through the house. I figured my fiancée stayed home (also sick), forgot I was home, and wanted to listen to music. Nope. Indrid has figured out how to turn on the CD player. Previously he only knew how to open it.

They had no reason to make the fox lady in The Bad Guys that hot, but I’m grateful for it.

Imagine being a sea creature at the bottom of the ocean and a fuckin human just shows up with a bright ass light

I’m currently homebrewing a D&D world based heavily on ancient Greece, and I just had the idea to open the first session by invoking the Muses, à la Homer.

Torn between wanting to build a Frank’s Box and being terrified of electronics.

If some guy stole my shit and made millions off it while wiping out my job prospects, and you, as my friend, bought that guy's cheap mass market replica of my shit, you and i would for obvious reasons have a problem. It being a massive company, not a guy, actually makes it even more of a problem.

Is it just me, or has glow-in-the-dark technology made several game-changing leaps since I was a kid?

Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery.

Patients are charting new horizons in stupidity today.

Reviewing the snowmen of my apartment building.

I’m sad, and pretty sure that I’m not very pretty.

They better have a fuckin killer strategy, then.

I was checking out from Michael’s with this bad boy when the lady behind me yelled, “They sell MILK here????”

Best movie sequel ever is Toy Story 2, and you can’t change my mind.

I’m listening to whale noises right now!!! They’re so pretty!! I love whales and I’m so glad Leonard Nimoy saved them

Hey. Friends with paranormal podcasts. Can one of you please reach out to Phil Collins or his people and see if he’ll give you an interview about his past life at the Alamo?

Guys. My tummy hurts but I just ate a poop ton of eggs so that’s probably why.

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild: American Black Bear Barred Owl Raccoon Virginia Opossum Five-Lined Skink

Still can’t believe President Bone Spurs is going after a combat pilot WHO ALSO FLEW THE DAMN SPACE SHUTTLE because he told service members to follow the oath they swore to uphold the Constitution. Telling people not to break the law is…breaking the law?

Made a Nessie ornament while watching my shows tonight :)

January, 1869 — just outside of Gallipolis, OH. A giant, hair-covered creature yoinks a guy out of his carriage. The guy’s daughter beats the creature over the head with a rock, and the creature drops her dad and runs off. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON DOWN THERE

Nobody has wished me a happy DB Cooper Day.