Had to explain to my coworker that March 4 is NOT April Fool’s Day.

My sister just blew my mind with the knowledge that Robert Duvall, in his film debut, played Boo Radley in To Kill a Mockingbird. I had no idea.

If this chart doesn’t kill the capitalist that lives in your head I don’t know what to tell you

I may or may not have pulled an all-nighter finishing the game.

I know I’m late to the party but everyone was right about Dispatch. I’m on Episode 3, and having a blast.

I’m having a bad time, friends.

Started tearing up this morning because I imagined a little kid in the ice age bringing her dad a cool huge piece of flint she found because she knew he could make a cool handaxe with it.

Post a banger not in English m.youtube.com/watch?v=cpp6...

I don’t see a way in which we don’t get a whole season of The Muppet Show out of this. I just hope that when they do it, episodes are released weekly.

Been having one of those times lately where I’m convinced I’m totally undesirable and unsexy and unattractive.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

HOLY SHIT THEY NAILED THE MUPPET SHOW REBOOT I NEED 17 SEASONS YESTERDAY

how to cope with all the news in the galaxy

The headline should be, "DHS to keep 2,000 immigration officers in Minnesota." Instead, it seems the entirety of the traditional media went with, "DHS to withdraw 700 immigration officers from Minnesota." This presser worked like a charm.

I can’t believe I’m expected to work on a national holiday (Muppet Show back from the dead)

In the past two days at work, I have: 1) been screamed at over the phone because the patient I was speaking to hadn’t received a call back from the doctor since she called an hour ago 2) been called a gorilla. Paradise.

Somebody needed to pop Steve Whitmire’s ego bubble a long time ago, and the problem is only getting worse.

I was talking with a patient about the Great Groundhog’s prediction and without skipping a beat, she went, “I’m gonna shoot him.”

Art I made of my new D&D character | her mini

Update!

I’ve been struggling with my 3D printer since I got it, but now we’re rockin’ and rollin’!

Absolutely ridiculous that I’m at work and not being made out with rn

this, too, is yuri

Once again considering a podcast even though I know I’d get bored or busy and stop after producing (but not publishing!) a single episode

If she’s Ladyhawke does that make him Lordwolfe?

Screaming isn’t a crime, let alone one punishable by public execution with no trial, Todd!

Boss just called. No work tomorrow!

Stopped at the library to stock up on movies for the winter storm. Cute girl asked for a recommendation on classic movies. The exact moment I’ve been training for.

You’re telling me they didn’t have a smaller box to ship this in?

Courtney B. Vance does a really nice job as Zeus in season 2 of Percy Jackson. I’d say he does a GREAT job, but for the fact that we’ve already seen Lance Reddick in the role.

What’s your sign?

Thinking about the bit in the Mothman Prophecies movie where the old professor compares the ultraterrestrials to a window washer. And I actually think it’s an even better metaphor than they address in the movie. Walk with me. 🧵

I'm fairly certain this phenomenon was documented by Gary Larson decades ago... www.cnn.com/2026/01/19/s...

screaming crying throwing up because two of the three* things I wanted out of the Indiana Jones franchise were in the works but got canceled *the third is that I want Lovecraftian horror in the next video game

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oh noooo i took some really cute nudes

Why did they have to go after Golden Fleece? They could’ve just shaved Walker Scobell’s head.

Scenes from the workplace.

First session of a new D&D campaign I’m running on Friday and I feel like I just do not have enough planned.

“Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.” 👻 ✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress

So much of what’s sexy about James Bond is that he’s this man who’s spent his entire career (since 1952!) doing it all For Queen And Country™️ and now the Queen he did it all for is dead. And now what. There’s nothing sexy about being On HIS Majesty’s Secret Service. On HER Majesty’s, however? Hot.

Dad just randomly shared that he’s in Hopkinsville for work. I think I irritated the rest of the family groupchat with my TED Talk on the Hopkinsville goblins and Edgar Cayce.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, thinking about these sandwiches I made.

Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"

ICYMI: Texas A&M admin is requiring a faculty member to either remove *Plato* from their syllabus for being too woke or be reassigned to teach “Ethics for Engineers” at 8am

Anyone who 1) likes Gavin Newsom 2) said it was “too early to worry” about who’s running 3) believes, like Gavin suggests, that the Democrats lost the election for being “too woke” Is: wrong

Listen. If you have an appointment at 9:00 AM, the office doesn’t open until 8:30, and you show up at 8:00 AM, giving ME attitude because nobody was here to let you in? That’s a you problem, bby boy.

I’m deep in the Onion Hole, friends.

What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025? I’m a basic bitch.

Misgendered! By my mom