@thorton.bsky.social I like your new avatar. You look good.

I am a lesbian so I cannot comment on much else concerning his appearance, but I believe Thorton is aesthetically pleasing and that Arceus (SWT) was very kind when creating him. 🫶🏿

Happy Pride Month, Thorton. 🫶🏿

Me too, Thorton. Me too.

Hello, Lyonia. I hope my dad hasn't been giving you any problems in Canalave..

Not beating the allegations this year.

i've won. as usual.

Mister Roark messaged me! He's a rock doctor, I think that's close.

A paleontologist, you say?

roark.

I've said this before, but it's speculated that the existence of a wild Tyranitar population in Galar is why the region lacks water routes.

i'd like to talk about tyranitar. it would make me exceptionally happy to talk about tyranitar. you should fill an in-ground pool with multicolor plastic balls for your tyranitar to play in.

.... 🤔

Life as a Tyranitar must be beautiful. You are one of the coveted few to have a Mega Evolution, you look wonderful regardless of coloration, you are powerful, the most beautiful Dark-type Trainer in the world has you on her team, most of your injuries are sustained through copulation.

Just got told happy pride... 1. Nothing to be happy or prideful about in my life.. 2. What do they know that I don't?

I want all of you to know most Tyranitar are hospitalized for fucking too hard.

@twinleafspearl.poke.surf Roark is already in the building by the time he gets a reply, pacing holes into the floor of the lobby. When his =new= rotomphone beeps it announces the texter as Champion Kouki. He doesn't bother to check the message, just heads down the hall and opens the door.

@twinleafspearl.poke.surf [txt] We should schedule a meeting. It's about the disappearance. [txt] You should bring Kari.

No he is not.

Daily Pokedex #697 Tyrantrum Big momma Rex for the holiday! Good god this one took FOREVER and I hit the layer limit haha but what can I say I like dinosaurs. #pokemon #pokemonart #illustration #dailydex #illustration #kalos #tyrunt #tyrantrum

Daily Pokedex #696 Tyrunt My favorite fossil Pokemon! Little lad took a trip to the science museum #pokemon #pokemonart #dailydex #tyrunt #kalos #illustration

@gost.poke.surf Can I get you on standby. Order of the league, section.. ah.. what was it... The section of your pardon that says you're at the regions disposal. Just in case.

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My fault for coming out of the tunnels.

It's not vagueposting if the intended recipient knows it's meant for them, onryō.

So much for "I can keep a secret".

Behaving professionally is a lost art.

I wasn't born with that. Most people aren't. Should I be concerned?

Huh.

Not funny.

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Seriously Kari...?

ARCEUS.

I am not a wild thing to be domesticated, so I am taking that as an insult and forgetting I saw it.

Holy Shit they let Cyrus online?

I think there are face shapes that can rock a beard without a moustache and BYRON doesn't have one of those.

I battled BYRON and he sent out a PELIPPER once. I don't know what the hell that guy was cooking.

He is married.

That's the reaction I'd expect.

Wait, ROARK is BYRON's kid?

That's not surprising.

I didn’t even know he had a son.

That's not surprising.

I wouldn't say I'm "actively seeking"

No manners.

...Why are you people thirsting for that man's dad in plain view of him?

I need to go back underground. I miss not having service.