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my lemon pig watches on in horror as his comrade in good luck lurches after his penny, to no avail

In French, when you pronounce "chatgpt" you're saying "chat, I farted". ("Chat j'ai pété")

Hard to tell that this is high up on a shrub that’s already up on a garden wall. Fun to imagine the low crawling skink wanting to give their skin to the sky. 🌱 🦎

#comicsky #balkansky #ballpointpensky

#thicktruncktuesday ? If #gardensky says so then the #moon knows so.

prepping to try to explain to my AI & Society class what has happened since our last class early last week

The way a green shirt absorbs the logo and the mind into oneness 💚

by popular demand, the shirt I made of the original World Wide Web logo and slogan from 1991 is back in stock at drewtoothpaste.com along with a few other items

a reminder that because shit is so fucked, your nervous system (and mine ofc) is really amped up, and that means everything you take in is turned up to 11, in terms of how you process and understand it. worth giving yourself some breaks regularly.

The Red Cost, Chapter 01, p27 posted! www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/Th...

music.apple.com/us/album/wit... 1995 called. Says this kind of thing was always more punk than metal.

Stop talking to me, I’m trying to read!

Our redundant retail sprawlers won’t be converted into public housing till we have a LOT more indoor swap meets. Then maybe genx will need the bums to need somewhere to keep their dogs/tapes. #econ101 #marketing #physicalmedia #vhs #vhyes

Not putting #reddit back on my phone? It’s giving me hope that I’ll finally remove the TikTok, and YouTube apps. Our Internet can’t replace the tv if we our pocket laptops are just channel surfing remotes.

Just a little neighborhood cooperation here: Our winter honeysuckle is absolutely teeming with the neighbors’ bees. 🌱 1 of 3

#before #mosaic #gardensky

Webcomic creators - ComicFury needs our help! ComicFury is basically the last of the old-school webcomic hosting sites and the mod Kyo needs more financial support if he's going to continue. If you host on ComicFury, I encourage you to support Kyo at patreon.com/comicfury or ko-fi.com/comicfury! 🐊📖

comic fury has been an amazing, indie run comic host that has lasted for 17 years for a reason. comics will help comics. at the end of the day, we have each other.

Don’t worry everything is fine we’re just getting a blood moon, why are you so worried babe, the moon is crying blood tears you’re making it sad

Years of incorrect Autocorrect has hardened my heart against underlines. Yes, Google, I'm sure you'd prefer I use something less accurate, much less passionate, and stripped of proper nouns. Too bad.

The #physicalmedia experience is an experience. Not a fad. Not a market. Unless you market up.

Sticking this goddamn motherfucking piece of goddamn motherfucking costco pizza in my goddamn motherfucking mouth until the goddamn motherfucking cup-o-char whatever the fuck dislodges from the goddamn motherfucking piece of goddam motherfucking costco pizza and onto my goddamn motherfucking shirt

The Rotten Ghost

Ok. This meme can be laid to rest.

@razorcake.bsky.social could probably get the banshee bar something more than the gram for their booking.

I’m gonna make it out of spite

The Red Cost, Chapter 01, p26 posted! www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/Th...

mastodon.social/@MrFrenchFri... The #vhs world has a thing or two to say about #physicalmedia and #latestage everything. Crossposting my #vhyes plans feels almost holy.

The kids have no more effs to give. It’s about effing time. 🫡🥲 🇺🇸 youtu.be/CVmCfiFjoVE?...

www.imdb.com/title/tt1003... yeah I have important things to say about people disliking the latest Dracula movie for the wrong reasons and the latest Sony GOAT movie being maybe actually good the whole family. First! I need this to be rescued by the people who rescued Angels Egg. #filmsky

www.linkedin.com/news/story/7... Seems relevant to every (social) media pimp being a sociopath just like the literal human traffickers. Relevant in how we can’t assume someone else will make global privacy/personhood a necessity for a World Wide Web.

Not sure if ‘everyone should see but only followers can reply’ posts are a fit for #blueskytshirts but bumper stickers would be too on the nose. 😅

Why do I watch Twilight Zone obsessively? To give me some contrast from today’s #ethics-free social hell. If #Anthropic won’t hold the line, they are just as bad as the rest. #AI

Incredibly honoured to be playing this momentous show with @theprotomen! The show is sold out BUT we managed to keep a limited number of tickets for our fans 💗 Ticket link via 🔗🌲 in bio but you gotta use the secret code CSXPROTOMEN to unlock! See you at our first show of 2026

someone asked whose voice people have a crush on and I am the only one saying Kai Ryssdal wtf

I will be known for something

Hey kids! Do you want more Dracula or more Frankenstein in your goth night? Kids: We want more ding dong. youtu.be/k0f-vbRbaHI?...

Fav your favorite posts with the nod of your head

theonion.com/god-admits-h... Damn.

Honestly just any interview I have seen of him makes it clear that guy is a total psychopath.

they have a better way to handle it and they don't want to use it.