Oh I am doing this

When I woke up, I had a great idea for a comedy post. Honestly, it would have created a chuckle. What was it? um. heck if i know

Sonic the Hedgehog is still lying on his drivers license

Middle aged men don’t generally grow half a foot taller

@billcorbett.bsky.social Thought you might like to know. Opened Wikipedia, when suddenly, today's featured article make me ask: "Ma, my nuts?"

Maybe Ken should have released The Republic last year

We can blame Jack for all this right

Please consider donating to the grieving family of my friend's late brother-in-law who unexpectedly and tragically passed, leaving his three daughters without a father. Even if you cannot donate, please share if you can.

Long live Transbot

When is Classic Sonic going to team up with 90s Superboy

What are the best websites

Woah!! Thats three people In one. If you’ve ever wanted to hear the writers of the Sonic movies along with co-producer Tyson Hesse talk together about the Sonic trilogy, then you’re in luck youtu.be/tlgQIU2Qgu0

Performed fast

Should have happened 40 years ago, let’s be honest

Sonic has been lying about his birthday for years

is naka on here yet

You ever just sit and think about the short lived television series Thieves staring John Stamos and Melissa George

I am here the second time the world ended once again looking for words but Life will go on (as it tends to do) and not all will be lost because those who care refuse to lose that which most precious light hope love may we all find it #poetry (4/4)

there were dark days it can't be denied but from darkness comes light from fear comes hope from hate comes love and we crawled our way back one can only live in the dark for so long

but Life went on (as it tends to do) and not all was lost (like we thought that first night) though perhaps we had too much to drink over the coming weeks thinking it would dull us from the pain that lingered

#poetry (1/4) I was there the first time the world ended as we heard the news we could not find the words to express the pain the anger the uncertainty of what happened though many words were said between us

Haven't tried a Lunchly yet

oh huh how about that

“If nobody brings up food by 10pm, I’m just gonna go grab that salad.” “What do you mean? There’s only two of us, and you’re one of them! You can just say something yourself!” “Oh…yeah you’re right!”

I heard Brazil escaped to here. I’m not from Brazil. I used to work for someone that dated someone from Brazil. So there’s that.

oh its public

I remembered this existed

Am I meant to post the same thing on very platform. Like, for instance, four screenshots of a terrible cellular phone game ad.

hey is this threads or is this ritxwett or is it mastodon That is twitter’s new name in kingdom hearts right