a video game aimed at children is not itself a child

it is crazy how much of a lyrics snob I am considering what my own lyrics are like

somehow I'd never thought about it before but I was at KFC today for obvious reasons and just about lost it when a pickup order showed up and I heard ケンタッキーアプリお持ちでしょうか？

playing skate story I had a moment where I was like "damn for a realm where they don't want you to skate, these city areas sure are built for it." which, duh. you could argue that's just the nature of any skateboarding game. but also I realized "oh, you've put me in the headspace of a skater"

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

A myna bird? You mean a canary?

why is "70s cop show" such an immediately recognizable funk subgenre among people who have never watched a 1970s procedural

american "hibachi" is an interesting cuisine when you think about it

EFFECTS PEDAL MOBSTER FLUNKY: ey BOSS, you want I should distort the fella? give 'em a little flange?

I think that many things have the right to be as good as they are.

nice nature november!!! #umamusume

Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Columbo

had reason to go back and listen to old night vale weather segments and wow that communism and pornography line in I Know This is goofy

these amps also go to 10, but they're zero-indexed, so

"if you pick at it it'll get worse." "have a little faith in me," she said, shifting the guitar in her lap.

"I knew it was a family operation, but father, son, AND Lolly? They got a kid slingin' adverbs?" "Apparently." "Chief, don't tell me they got to you too."

Meiko Kaji (梶芽衣子) in Female Convict Scorpion: Beast Stable (女囚さそり けもの部屋), 1973, directed by Shunya Ito (伊藤俊也). Scanned by me. 📽️ #filmsky 🎥 #japanesefilm

dry saturated drums can be a great sound but when you're ripping off a steve albini-produced track it's like shooting yourself in the foot

female convict scorpion

for a few summers we were obsessed with propel. the meat drawer was lined with bottles of sugar-free flavored water

Hey there Delilah I am writing the Quixote Adding hermeneutic weight to what Miguel wrought crude and floaty Vis-à-vis The work— attributed to me? Or only he?

Mario Teaches Cooking

bluesky user "pfunk = npfunk"

A Little Off The Top

if your stomach's upset, remember the BRAT diet: bacon, roe, anchovies, tomatoes

don't you forget about me ♪♫

Wanna see the best "back to top" webpage functionality I've ever seen? Go here, scroll to bottom, click button. city-the-animation.com/bddvd/

#umamusume #umamusumeprettyderby #matikanetannhauser #mambo #ウマ娘プリティーダービー

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Mickey Mouse! (Donald Duck!) Mickey Mouse! (Donald Duck!) Forever let us hold our banner high! [denpa utaite voice] はい！はい！はい！

you can get so fucked up on ¥3000 yen, you don't even know

this one disgraced youtuber used to be my biggest musical idol throughout high school and now I wonder if anyone could even pick out that influence on my music anymore

Average Umamusume Support Event: “Wow, this stew we made sure is yummy!” *Energy Up By 10* Average Gold Ship Support Event: “Trainer, I jerry rigged a bomb to detonate on McQueen when she returns to her dorm. Hilarious prank right?” *Wit Up by 10* *Gained 3 Hint Levels for “The Uma Bomber”

Uma Musume posts are like "ive fallen deeply in love with a Beautiful Woman named Steak Dinner"

Dōkyūsei 2 // Elf // PC-98

good luck, babe

pretty little liars s5 finale has the coolest use of existing sets I've ever seen on network tv

As a result of the disruption to the timestream, the Baltimore Canaries and the Boston Red Stockings combine to form what is eventually known as the Atlanta Orange Sox. Cincinnati never receives a baseball team.

wow if ever there were a salve for moral OCD, street photography is it. I feel like a total asshole. forget photographers, how the fuck do creeps do this for creep purposes

handwringing about japanese subculture media? try Randomly Bringing Up Tsutomu Miyazaki! you can easily poison the well if you offhandedly mention the "otaku murderer" without noting that he was misrepresented as such by sensationalist tv reports. just uncritically parrot a 35-year old moral panic!

japanese power pop band releases divisive sophomore album "豊太郎"

they've got me on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it! 😂😂 if it comes from the ocean

how did it take me until now to realize the nissin logo is almost rotationally symmetrical. clever for a logo you'll see on cup noodle lids

man this party is wild. whoever's hosting really pulled out all the drawbars

hey, can I move this over just a 少し? thanks

I don't always finish what I start, but I always start what I finish

i've seen people get into umamusume in a lot of funny ways but "the horse-race-tests thing activating the sleeper agent that makes people realise they enjoy horse girls conceptually and want to see more horse girls" has gotta be the funniest