Dark humor is like first aid in Russian army or fuel in Crimea. Not everyone gets it.

"Putin claimed to have seized "two thousand four hundred and forty thousand square kilometers" of Ukraine. This is four times its entire territory." LOL ru.themoscowtimes.com/2026/06/05/p...

‼️ Russia: “The Academy of Sciences proposed that Putin cut spending on pensioners to balance the budget.” I’m waiting for them to just suggest putting grandma on an ice drift and wave goodbye ru.themoscowtimes.com/2026/06/03/v...

AI is going to get us—one way or another. spacedaily.com/k-writing-a-...

In today’s Vatnik Soup, we’ll introduce an American conspiracy theorist, podcaster & antisemite, Candace Owens. She’s best known for spreading conspiracy theories, attacking Ukraine, promoting pro-Kremlin BS, and becoming a favorite of Russian state media. 1/21

On the day Russia launched its full-scale invasion, bombing Ukrainian cities and civilians, Candace joined the “Russian Lives Matter” campaign, which was heavily amplified by Russian state media and Kremlin-linked troll and bot networks. 10/21

Owens has also engaged publicly with Russian fascist Aleksandr Dugin, a leading advocate of Russian imperialism, and is now attending the same event as him. Dugin has repeatedly called for the destruction of Ukrainian statehood and for confrontation with the US and Europe. 18/21

Russia spends $5 billion a year on propaganda to manufacture support for its invasions through troll farms, bots and fake narratives such as those pushed now by Candace Owens. Fact-based research to counter it takes time and effort — please support our work: vatniksoup.com/en/support-o...

A hospital near Kharkiv, damaged by a russian missile in 2022, has been restored thanks to UNITED24 donors, partners, and the Consulate General of Ukraine in Chicago via the C Ukraine Cultural Showcase project💙💛 👇

Russia considers working age of 12 to solve wartime jobs crisis Moscow’s children’s rights champion suggests reopening Soviet child labour camps in summer holidays archive.is/2026.06.04-1...

‼️After hitting a clearly marked UN convoy recently, Russia again hit a clearly marked Ambulance in Kherson, with, an FPV drone, deliberately attacking civilians.

OTD in 1989 absolutely nothing happened at #Tiananmen Square. Anyone who says otherwise will disappear.

1/ Fuel has completely run out in parts of Crimea: 'Military Informant' reports that Sevastopol Governor Mikhail Razvozhaev stated that fuel tankers were unable to arrive in the city, so fuel will not be available for sale today.

#NAFO #fellas We vave a vatnik Heat up your bonking sticks

Russia doesn't just spread propaganda. It hijacks international institutions to do it. Using UN-linked programs in Africa to build influence networks while pretending to support media development. The Kremlin's information war has no borders. Source: www.obozrevatel.com/ukr/novosti-...

@ernstschneller.bsky.social russian propaganda account amplifying misinformation narratives. #Blockempfehlung #block #antifa

These vatniks keep showing up. Here’s one @ ernstschneller .bsky .social Bonk, mute, block. #NAFO #fellas

This is a really bad one: #NAFO #NAFOarticle5

Irish tankie who thinks us fueling russia's war machine is fine because we took in some refugees, and bullies Ukrainians online. #NAFO #article5 @paulhy .bsky.social

Russia’s stance on Nazism is built on a lie of convenience. Stalin was Hitler’s willing accomplice until 1941. The alliance only ended because of German betrayal, not Soviet morality. Collaboration in 1939 disqualifies any modern claims of moral superiority

"My plan for the cold war is simple. They win. We lose".

Russians 😂 So there are no problems with gasoline in Russia, right? :))

🥴 Russia and the US may return to the project of the tunnel between Alaska and Chukotka According to the Kremlin's special representative Kirill Dmitriev, the parties may soon sign an agreement to continue the design.

Moscow regularly comments on how elections should be conducted in neighbouring countries. Election integrity is a curious area of expertise, considering Russia’s domestic election record.

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⛽️Fuel crisis in occupied Crimea is gaining momentum, - DroneBomber Out of more than 115 gas stations, all have introduced fuel dispensing exclusively by coupons for the first time since the times of the USSR.

Russian Z-blogger Golman gives feedback on the Forum in St Petersburg: "What kind of economy are u even gathered there to talk about?We need reforms!We can only sell oil,gas,timber!What do the Chinese even give us?Fiber optic cable-even that's garbage!They've already taken over everything in Siberia

Tax the rich is impossible? As soon as someone like Bezo-boy is against it, it is prove it's the right way.

Ukraine MoD: Russian losses as of 02/06/26 reported by the Ukrainian General Staff +1440 troops +3 tanks +7 ACVs +75 artillery +1 MLRS +1 AD system +1583 UAVs +14 GRCs mod.gov.ua/en/news/tota...

Let’s talk about Crimea. Because Putin wants you talking about everything else. NATO. Nuclear threats. Belarus. Escalation. Red lines. Anything except the one issue that could become the greatest strategic failure of his entire reign.

🇺🇦 Russ war comes at a staggering cost. According to Ukraine’s General Staff, Russian forces have lost an estimated 1,366,910 personnel since February 2022, including 1,440 in the last 24 hours alone. Every day, the Kremlin spends lives, armor, and resources chasing a war it expected to win in weeks

This is russia in a nutshell. Useless terrorist.

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Ukraine is under massive attack right now — russia once again resorts to terror — the only language war criminals know. We say: let’s shut them up. Donate to Ukraine’s air defenses — help protect the innocent: u24.gov.ua/sky-defense?...

I'm urging all of you, especially young persons, to get out and vote on Tuesday if you are in CA.

#NAFOarticle5 There, among the few answers (in french), you will find @ photosic .bluesky.social who looks really much like a russian disguised as a french "slavic" vatnik, blathering all the moscovit propaganda. bsky.app/profile/medi...

#SPotTheScammer @viktordmytro8.bsky.social fake Ukrainian soldier spamming posts, asking for prayers as "things are really difficult right now". Using a pic of genuine Ukrainian soldier Leonid Ostaltsev, stolen from his verified Facebook account. #NAFOArticle5 www.facebook.com/diliriya

#SpotTheScammer @andriyborislav09.bsky.social fake Ukrainian soldier spamming irrelevant posts with slogans: "Thank you for standing firmly with Ukraine Your empathy and encouragement bring light and strength during difficult time" #NAFOArticle5

1/2 Ukraine’s SSO hit the Agroprodukt oil depot in Matveev Kurgan, Rostov region overnight. At least 3 tanks are burning and are expected to be destroyed by fire.

Weg damit @mrmuskoficial.bsky.social blockempfehlung

There's a thin line between warning & threat ... Russian-owned "Aughinish Alumina, has warned the Government that any attempt to sanction its sale of alumina to Moscow would have implications for Ireland's national gas and electricity grids. www.rte.ie/news/munster...

Relying solely on the questionable claim that ‘Malian locals heard foreign soldiers speaking Ukrainian’, the Kremlin continues to accuse Ukraine of being behind every defeat it suffers. At the same time, it also pushes false claims that Ukraine is ‘collapsing’ and ‘powerless’.

For a country that keeps insisting it respects diplomacy, Russia spends a surprising amount of time threatening diplomats.

2/2 Russia's total losses now exceed 1.36 million casualties according to Ukraine's Armed Forces. Whatever the exact number, one fact is clear: - This war is consuming men faster than Russia can turn battlefield deaths into victory/Lewi

Crimean tourism advert: "You come to Crimea for the beaches. You stay cos Ukrainians are destroying are logistics system and there's no fuel to drive home afterwards"

Situation in occupied Crimea. Long queues at gas stations. Many of them have no fuel left to distribute. #Ukraine