might spend a bunch of money on cables and adapters and batteries to finally jump ahead to my all usb-c future

looking for more accounts to follow on here and it seems the platform still skews almost exclusively in the direction gay thirst traps / porn or politics (n=8). both of which are whatever but i’m tryna curate

and did

ben stiller liked this we made it bois

preworkout routine: 5-10mg cialis. 1 roll of giant smarties. 100-200mg caffeine.

severance except it’s the part of you that posts on bluesky and the part of you that posts on twitter

showing the barber a reference photo of a guy with cum on his face

i’m developing a theory that the general aversion to “overhead light” has nothing to do with the lights’ overhead position at all

i love stealing

i should put something up on doritoshape dot com

straight up björkin it

i’ve decided to get huge again

Pls 😭😭

how do i do engagement bait on here

coming back to bsky after like 2mo and they still haven’t added drafts... i’m about to get a lot less forgiving towards the product team… but i want them to know it’s bc i think they’re capable of meeting my high standards for technology and UX it’s out of love

having my bevvies

make supply chain gay again

everything i do is in service of either a bit or brand reinforcement

alright fellas i reckon it’s beer time

is this thing on

what’s ur favorite keyboard command

assigning keywords to each of my friends in the Database

me and my bottle of tums

what if instead of free healthcare it was freak healthcare and the doctor slobbered all over your hole while they jacked you off until you shoot huge sticky ropes

any real gamers in the chat? (farming simulator 25)

i need drafts on here so i can make poignant social commentary that’s delayed enough that you don’t know i’m talking about you

if you’re a swiftie i’m unfollowing. except the ones that are grandfathered in.

Bluesky right now

“this edible ain’t shit” Five minutes later:

going on Hot Ones just to drink 8 glasses of milk and then leaving

gn

i’ve been out of the video game game for so long its so crazy to get a new game and it’s FORTY GIGABYTES

Steam is cool but they should try making a good product that works well

letting my cat use the footrest under my desk so she can look out the window and chirp at crows

gm

guy whos really weirdly particular about how he arranges toppings on a sandwich

my toxic trait is that i start the next bread loaf before finishing the first one

wass6p

c’mere

i’m not the bluesky i’m just the sky that blued up

gays are like comically over represented in my bsky feed i need to follow more people and balance things out

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

Herpes Simplex Musical 2

and if i watched high school musical 1 and 2 again in the near future? even though i just watched them like a month ago? what then?

And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood there skeeting

The revolution starts here.

when i say “it’s time to build” i mean build each other up