Look, you can say you were proud to exit the JCPOA and you can say you wanted to conduct diplomacy with Iran, but you can’t claim both of those things at the same time.

I missed the live feed of the Challenger launch and it was one of the few launches I missed. I felt irrational pain that I jinxed that mission. There are very few U.S. manned launches I have missed since then, none voluntarily. And I'm going to stroke out every time.

It sounds like having his ultimate boss in the room did not help the Solicitor General with his nerves on iota.

Hey kid, this is all you ever need to know

Literally seeing people on FB commenting on No Kings with "We hsven't had a king since 1776 so go home!" Their profile pics being some AI version of King Trump imagery. It's hilarious own-goal stuff but also so pathetic.

Evergreen macro: "Gee, maybe it was a bad idea for Trump to fire the people in government who knew what the fuck they were talking about when it came to [insert subject]."

There was a moment after he was arrested and extradicted that I felt sorry for the parents. I mean, it's unlikely they had any idea how much fraud was going on at that point. I mean...it was staggering and incredibly dumb at the same time. But lol now I'm enjoying their suffering, guilt-free.

When a governor who wants to be more cannot tell the difference between penmanship and cursive writing, you have to wonder.

It's not fun anymore? Or the Iranians aren't makin' with the bribes he expects?

But they are NOT on the streets chasing down and occasionally killing people because they learned policing from GTA. It's a net improment, especially without masks...

There was ONE ATC in the tower at LGA during last night's crash. ONE ATC, at LGA!, dealing w ALL air and ground traffic, including a plane filling w a strange smell and no gate to return to. The Pentagon wants $200B for a vanity war, but our ATC towers are empty. Budgets are moral documents.

Also triggering Iranian support for their own repressive regime after being attacked by the American Mad King.

Generations of Marines would be interested to hear that boots on the ground on an island is not boots on the ground in combat circumstances.

So...when's the regime-change-not-war starting in Cuba?

Trump 3/9/2026: "Iran also has some Tomahawks…A Tomahawk is very generic." Trump 3/13/2026: "Nobody has the technology or weapons that we have…We have the Tomahawks."

I have a question. Why hasn't Trump asked the oil companies to sell gas at last month's prices for a couple more months? The oil often comes from fed lease land. It costs the same as last month. All they need do is patriotically forego the upside from a war vs evil and take a normal profit.🤔

"We could have not killed all those school girls but it's more fun to blowed them up, ha-ha-ha!"

Ain't no time to wonder why Whoopie we're all gonna die!

Sorry I have to post and go soon. Take care of yourselves. A small lamb greets one of its first mornings, while its mother stands watch and the Irish spring quietly ushers itself in for another year. 🌿🐑☘️ #Stunday #photography #Ireland #ECK

Senator mocked ‘green energy crap.’ His house runs on it.

Remember when Trump was sending a dry-docked hospital ship from the Gulf to the Arctic to assist people with advanced, free healthcare already? Has anyone checked on how that voyage is going or nyah?

The Financial Times ran a story with this headline. Got to be a contender for the most ridiculous billionaire-worship of the year. George here is sitting in Europe ordering his tanker captains to risk their ship and crew to transit the Straits while the boss sips tea a universe away.🤬

From @wsj.com: "Of the 279 people accused by officials on X of attacking federal officers in the past year, 181 were U.S. citizens, the Journal found. Close to half of those Americans were never charged with assault. None have been convicted at trial." www.wsj.com/us-news/immi...

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Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take

As POTUS explained, Some people are going to die. But thankfully, as you may recall, there's a real go-getter in charge of counterterrorism. www.propublica.org/article/trum...

If you assume that Bebe Netanyahu is our de facto National Security Advisor and Jared Kushner is his aide, then a foreign policy centered on catering to far right Israeli politics makes sense. Particularly if POTUS has a Strong Man fetish and an infantilized mind.

The Washington Post's description of the bodycam video of his arrest last year, and the translation of Mr. Shah Alam's comments, is gutting. Remember, he was entirely blind in one eye and could only see three feet in the other, and he spoke virtually no English. He spent a year in jail for this.

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I've seen a Cybertruck in the wild in a hot pink paint job. An older white dude was driving it out of Costco. Hard to imagine the horror of being burned alive in a pink wanktank.

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: “I was literally begging the agent who was holding me back to let me do CPR,” she told The Intercept.

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

I think collectively, we at least partially wanted the child at the Super Bowl to be Liam because the little boy on stage looked happy and healthy and our hearts want so badly to think these children can somehow magically recover from the evils our government is doing.

My three-year-old was reading ProPublica when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why is the nice orange man keeping little children in detention camps?" And when I told her "Because those dark little children were sent by the Jews to replace white children like you," she started crying.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

The dumbest people on earth love this stuff and the most evil people on earth promote this stuff, so

Doubt the IOC would ban Abe Lincoln from our gear. But a dude who led an entire nation in overthrowing the most vicious kind of slavery the West ever countenanced, that's too devisive?

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

That highly classified whistleblower report Tulsi Gabbard covering up? Guardian reports it’s an NSA intercept of a call between a close Trump associate and “an individual associated with foreign intelligence.” Sounds similar to Trump’s campaign chair meeting Russian intel and sharing data in 2016.

He's going to have a wall down by the weekend. He learned long ago to destroy fast so judges can't stop him. Like the Lincoln Memorial? Get to DC while it is still there.

The absolute accuracy of this.

The Programmer-in-Chief.🙄

Texas A&M decided to publicly cancel my Ethics class, and share a false statement that I declined to provide information, which made it impossible for [them ] to request an exemption. See for yourself, if this statement is true. They are getting creative!

Ted Cruz in 2016, "We're liable to wake up one morning and Donald Trump if he was President would have nuked Denmark" "That's not the temperament of a leader to keep this country safe"

It would take a two-word amendment to 42 U.S.C. § 1983 to subject ICE agents and other federal law enforcement officers to the same liability for constitutional violations that local and state officers currently face. If Congress actually cared about what it's seeing, it could pass that overnight.

Wait WHAT? This is like James Madison University winning the Super Bowl...

Straight up extortion by a mobster putting a gun to the head of Venezuela....and happy to leave the violent anti-democratic regime in place.

When it turns out Rubio lied to her, I bet she'll be "concerned."