I've a feeling France is only one safe from creating a Vienna 2015 bottom 4 Eurovision reunion here.

"It's nice isn't it. The quiet." #Eurovision #unitedkingdom

Ukraine didn't exactly miss the big note but I think she hit it at half power, looked a bit unhappy coming off stage

Completely un-prompted mass phone lights on gradually spread around the arena for #Latvia and a spine tingling performance. #Eurovision #JurySemi

Annual meet up with my German friend to discuss which of our countries has found the best strategy for avoiding a top 24 Eurovision placing. The BBC going for fully automated luxury Jendrik is not a plot twist.

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🇬🇧 + 🇫🇷 in the top 5 currently a window of plausibility

Oh great, this year's calculated censorship-debate-bait has dropped and is already fuckin tedious before I've heard it.

Marcel Bezençon's dream of millions watching a livestream of people doing pre-event admin now lies in ruins.

"Sure, Martin, sounds good. But have you considered 'good to go' instead?"

Caterpillars hate Måns

it wasn’t a ‘rant’, she called on followers to “set fire" to hotels housing asylum seekers

On the one hand publishing televote volumes makes a handy guide on which ones are cheapest to buy, but on the other, it's happening so much anyway may as well blow the thing up and restart with new rules.

is it fuck

The facts we love to see this week

Vi maler zjerm rød!

Grab your towels!

It's weird when I listen to a song in Finish and/or German during the day and don't understand a word, when I know I was singing along perfectly at 3am in EuroClub

This is the part of Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West) that Australia should have also incorporated.

Interesting to have two songs in the Eurovision final that mention spaghetti but neither of them is the Italian entry. I didn't say VERY interesting.

When you didn't get a writing credit after Australia included Greensleeves in their Eurovision performance

Odd having a semifinal where only one competitor, Serbia, has a name that begins with a letter from the second half of the alphabet

It's weird not having a nightclub to go and dance at for 4 or 5 hours now.

Gotta be the perfect closer. A shame Finland is 1st half because ICH KOMME into WTHJH would be a lovely climax.

Am I remembering right that Fan Wisdom says this reduces the chance of a Nordic win because their block votes get spread across more options?

We all know that one couple

Walking back and forth between 🇨🇭 and 🇫🇷 at Basel Airport, then flying home via 🇳🇱, has given my GiffGaff a bit of a meltdown. Just got this.

Lovely getting some of 2020's #Eurovision songs on, and Gjean into Roop is a surprisingly moving segue. What a year.

This is why I have to go without bedtime scratchies once a year??

BANGER BANGER CAN SHE DO IT LIVE? #Eurovision (Germany)

Having the song you're ripping off on screen behind you is what I believe they call "putting a hat on it"

WANKERS OF LOVE

Denmark is a fantastic club track and I think it's coming across she's REALLY got the voice for it on stage too #Eurovision

June Whitfield placing the UK's pyro order for #Eurovision

Love them and my nerves are assuaged but... ONE pyro BBC? 1!

Praying for a close up on the "sip my tea" moment DON'T F THIS UP

If only Laika was here to enjoy this upper vocal range. #Eurovision

🎶 She's the hero of the century 🎶 Shame her heart exploded on re-entry #Eurovision

Laika seems slower on TV than in EuroClub

Not Mills misgendering Laika #Eurovision

Don't get me started on the additional trumpets that turned Love Shine A Light's victory into a landslide

I’m not entirely sure why I thought this was great idea, but here we are #eurovision

If that leak really was it for 🇬🇧 staging, with nothing being held back for cost, I want to fly back to Basel and buy them a small box of fireworks at least.

Something to think about during the last two minutes of your least favourite Eurovision song. metro.co.uk/2025/05/13/l...

I remind myself that I don't want a Eurovision where the qualifiers are always as expected. (Except when I expect my favs to Q, obvs)