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28, disabled, asexual. they/them. fanfic writer, creator of the hambleverse
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Hi! 👋 I’m Reid, they/them, I’m 18+, autistic, and blind. I write a lot of fanfic about my ships being domestic and having kids.
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7 months ago
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The Cynthia Erivo/Jonathan Bailey “As Long As You’re Mine” is SO Wangxian-coded, IN THIS ESSAY I WILL—
4 days ago
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“Dancing Through Life” is incredibly young Wei Ying, in this essay I will—
5 days ago
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Mom and I are watching Wicked because we’re going to see Part 2 tomorrow and I am once again saying “No One Mourns The Wicked” is incredibly Lan Zhan watching everyone celebrate after Wei Ying dies. (And once again pointing out that MDZS and Wicked start the exact same way!)
5 days ago
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Wei Ying: Hi, brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I went under that hot, bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving & sweating & whatnot. Now make the happy chemical. Lan Zhan: Did you do the thing with the lying unconscious for 8 hours? Wei Ying: … Fuck.
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If it’s already been established that I know all the lesser-known reindeer, why is it then necessary to ask if I know the most famous of the reindeer?
3 months ago
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Hi, hello, don’t mind me, just dropping my fic series here in case you wanna read it. 👉👈
archiveofourown.org/series/4778656
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just know i'll be here - cannibalspectacle - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
https://archiveofourown.org/series/4778656
5 days ago
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I haven’t gotten to it yet, but there WILL eventually be an installment in my fic series with musical lyrics as titles with lyrics from “Would You Fall In Love With Me Again?” It is SO Wangxian to me
5 days ago
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Wangxian Princess Bride AU
9 days ago
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I am once again saying Wangxian “Footloose” AU
11 days ago
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liv/seaofolives 🫒
20 days ago
don't ever question if your fanfic is self-indulgent. question if your fanfic is self-indulgent *enough*
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20 days ago
it always gets me when people put "ableists dni" on their neon colored eyestrain carrds covered in overstimulating gifs where i have to zoom in to 140%, highlight the text, and squint to read any of it
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I am once again asking why, best friend, sworn brother, or not, Lan Xichen ever thought it was a good idea to just… tell someone that “Oh, by the way, my beloved little brother is gay and helplessly in love with Public Enemy Number One.”
20 days ago
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Nemi
20 days ago
If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction
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Just realized that every time I read A Christmas Carol, I always hear Scrooge’s dialogue in the voice of the person who played Scrooge in my dance studio’s production when I was a kid.
20 days ago
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Does anyone else find it disturbing that they sell (or used to sell) dog food with pictures of Old Yeller on it?
20 days ago
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Everyone who got out of the Xuanwu Cave alive should have owed Lan Zhan and Wei Ying a life-debt, in this essay I will—
23 days ago
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THERE’S A FONT MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR PEOPLE WITH LOW VISION, THIS IS A GAME-CHANGER
26 days ago
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Video game: You’re trespassing. It’s not too late to turn around. Lan Zhan: … Let’s turn around. Wei Ying, laughing: See, what’s scarier to a-Zhan? Haunted factory or breaking the rules?
26 days ago
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEI YING
26 days ago
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Hi, maybe leave me some doodles/prompts/questions?
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about 2 months ago
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“KING OF MY HEART” SUB-RADIO FOR RED WHITE AND ROYAL WEDDING SOUNDTRACK IN THIS ESSAY I WILL—
about 1 month ago
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red, white, and royal WEDDING???????
about 1 month ago
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WAKE UP, BABES, NEW MDZS FIC BY REID JUST DROPPED: Wangxian have nightmares. They help each other through it.
archiveofourown.org/works/72381686
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do you dream (or do you grieve?) - cannibalspectacle - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
https://archiveofourown.org/works/72381686
about 1 month ago
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So I looked up hagelslag, which seems to be chocolate (or fruity, according to google) sprinkles on bread. I feel like Hannibal would disapprove, but if his loved ones wanted it, he would try to make a healthier version somehow.
about 2 months ago
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Hi, maybe leave me some doodles/prompts/questions?
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about 2 months ago
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HerRoyalThighness
3 months ago
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
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about 2 months ago
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Alyssa Long
2 months ago
Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.
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RIP Wei Wuxian, you would have loved Stardew Valley
2 months ago
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the will graham you find at home
2 months ago
IT'S HEEEEEERE my entry for the Omega Will Fest has finally arrived!!!! i hope y'all enjoy, this was a rollercoaster to write!!
archiveofourown.org/works/702522...
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WAKE UP BESTIES, NEW MDZS FIC FROM REID JUST DROPPED: Lan Wangji, grief, and the village it takes to raise a child.
archiveofourown.org/works/71064731
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we’ll bleed and fight for you (we’ll make it right for you) - cannibalspectacle - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
https://archiveofourown.org/works/71064731
2 months ago
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Made some soap sacks! 🧼
2 months ago
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Wangxian + “Crazier Than You” from The Addams Family Musical, in this essay I will—
2 months ago
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Nome
3 months ago
Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.
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Thought about “We’ll Be Fine” from Epic + Lan Zhan and a-Yuan and now I’m CRYING
2 months ago
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Thought about Lan Zhan kissing Wei Ying’s hands, no one speak to me for 3-5 business days
4 months ago
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My stepdad really just… comes into my room uninvited, exhibits mental illness, then leaves.
3 months ago
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We don’t talk about Wei Ying, no, no, no, we don’t talk about Wei Ying…
3 months ago
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I am 100% sure at least half Sizhui’s age-mates have gigantic “Stacy’s Dad” crushes on one or both of his fathers.
3 months ago
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“How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria” is Wei Wuxian-core, to me
3 months ago
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RIP Jiang Cheng, you would have loved “Whipped Into Shape” from Legally Blonde
3 months ago
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“Hurricane” from Hamilton is a Wei Ying song, in this essay I will—
3 months ago
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SAW MY OWN FIC MENTIONED IN A PINTEREST COMMENT, I MADE IT, MA
3 months ago
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“Someone will die.” “Of fun!”
3 months ago
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walk walk fashion baby
3 months ago
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Wei Ying: Last night, Lan Zhan texted me “My love, I am intoxicated” and then five minutes later, his brother texted me a picture of him passed out, phone in hand, with one of my selfies pulled up.
3 months ago
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A thought that is abruptly keeping me awake: if Lan Zhan’s birthday is in January and Wei Ying’s birthday is in October, doesn’t that mean they technically aren’t the same age for most of the year?
3 months ago
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Nie Huaisang: Why do quiet people like you always end up with loud people like Wei Wuxian? Lan Wangji: Somebody’s gotta tell the waiter my order is wrong, and it’s not gonna be me.
3 months ago
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Wei Ying sees a child, says “is anyone gonna parent that?” and then doesn’t wait for an answer
3 months ago
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Thought about “Love Like You” in the context of Wei Ying and a-Yuan and now I’m crying 😭
3 months ago
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