Didn’t expect to cry over a Percy Jackson scene today but oh well. “He’s my son.” “He hates you!” “He’s my son.”

WAKE UP, BESTIES, NEW FIC JUST DROPPED A Lan Clan mystery. archiveofourown.org/works/77895776

Say hello to Freya, or else 🔪

Ask me questions and whatnot, maybe? cannibalspectacle.straw.page

Having coffee with my enormous son.

RIP Wei Ying, you would have loved the Hadestown version of Persephone.

Reading the first volume of MDZS on my library app, and this translation describes Jin Ling as being “fifteen this year”. I am: Confusion.

Someone: Is this man bothering you? Lan Zhan, looking directly at Wei Ying: Yes, but he’s my husband, so I signed up for this.

NEW FIC DROP, BESTIES!!! Lan Zhan, a-Yuan, and difficult questions. archiveofourown.org/works/77350821

When I say Wei Ying is the Action Movie Dead Wife, this is the sort of shit I’m talking about.

o goomy of the bench, what is your wisdom? #PokemonLegendsZA #LegendsZA

Baby Lan Zhan’s first word was “No,” I can just feel it in my jellies.

I know this matters to probably nobody but me but sometimes I wish games gave you the option to customize/“accessorize” with mobility aids. Like, it would be nice to have a character that’s supposed to be me have my cane.

Z-A Royale is terrifying, man, why do I feel like I’m in the fucking Purge? #LegendsZA #PokemonLegendsZA

ahem. wangxian doing the forehead boop. thank you for your time.

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Did Jinu hold auditions for the other demons to become Saja Boys?

I need VoicePlay to cover “Your Idol”, I’m so serious.

First post of the year. I love Wei Ying.

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Lan Jingyi was 100% a leash baby, in this essay I will—

I don’t headcanon anything about my blorbos. Knowledge about them simply comes to me like the word of God to a medieval monarch.

I’m gonna say it: “But Daddy I Love Him” is Wangxian af, To Me

I am once again asking for an MLM cover of “All I Ask Of You”

My playlist for the “Just Know I’ll Be Here”-verse is now eight hours long

“Your Idol” from KPDH is Yiling-Laozu AF, in this essay will—

NEW FIC JUST DROPPED, BESTIES!!! Wei Wuxian and the Wen Remnants, forming a family. archiveofourown.org/works/75849026

this holiday season leave your writers/artists some kudos, comments or appreciation if you can 🩷

WAKE UP BABES NEW FIC JUST DROPPED Lan Zhan and Wei Ying, after a long day. archiveofourown.org/works/75690386

Wei Ying: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf, I can make mittens, I can stab someone’s eyes out, I can make a hat. Lan Zhan: … What was that again? Wei Ying: I can make a hat.

I feel like we as a fandom are failing to capitalize on Wei Ying wearing a mask in at least one adaptation. Where are the Patriarch of the Opera AUs?

[on Mt. Dafan] Lan Wangji: Something brought you here. Fate. Destiny. Wei Wuxian: A donkey.

Jiang Yanli: A-Xian, what is the one thing I asked you not to do tonight? Wei Wuxian: … raise the dead. Jiang Yanli: And what did you do? Wei Wuxian: … raise the dead.

Wei Ying after creating the Yin Tiger Seal: That’s a surprise Mouse-ka-tool that that will help us later!

I am once again saying that “Surface Pressure” is a Wei Ying song

Now that it’s December, I am once again saying that if “My Favorite Things” can be considered a Christmas song, “La Vie Boheme” should be too.

“Popular” from Wicked is Cloud Recesses Era Wangxian, hear me out

This is Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan enjoys his personal space. This is Wei Ying. Wei Ying also enjoys Lan Zhan’s personal space.

is he… y’know…. [mimes cutting your sleeve off]

Me: [thinks about Wangxian for like five seconds] Me: I WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN, I DONT CARE HOW, WHERE, OR WHEN, NO MATTER HOW LONG IT’S BEEN, YOU’RE MINE—-

I just need a lovin’, I just need a little heir.

Do the Whos believe in Christ? We know they love Christmas as a holiday, but do they believe in the theoretical origin? Did Who-Jesus die for the sins of Who-manity?

I am once again asking why “Silent Night” makes baby Jesus sound like a chicken wing

If you also write in the fandom I write in, just know that in my head we are besties and I am protecting you with a really big sword

Hi, I'm kinda lonesome, please leave me messages/questions and maybe some doodles. cannibalspectacle.straw.page

A-Yuan: I CAN’T DO THIS, I’M GAY! Lan Wangji: For the last time. You’re not gay. I’m gay. You’re five.

Wei Ying: You like Mian-Mian! Lan Zhan: … what about me has given you the mistaken impression that I am heterosexual?

The meaning of life

WAKE UP, BESTIES, NEW FIC JUST DROPPED Lan Qiren contemplates his brother’s grandson. archiveofourown.org/works/74834546