The Cynthia Erivo/Jonathan Bailey “As Long As You’re Mine” is SO Wangxian-coded, IN THIS ESSAY I WILL—

“Dancing Through Life” is incredibly young Wei Ying, in this essay I will—

Mom and I are watching Wicked because we’re going to see Part 2 tomorrow and I am once again saying “No One Mourns The Wicked” is incredibly Lan Zhan watching everyone celebrate after Wei Ying dies. (And once again pointing out that MDZS and Wicked start the exact same way!)

Wei Ying: Hi, brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I went under that hot, bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving & sweating & whatnot. Now make the happy chemical. Lan Zhan: Did you do the thing with the lying unconscious for 8 hours? Wei Ying: … Fuck.

If it’s already been established that I know all the lesser-known reindeer, why is it then necessary to ask if I know the most famous of the reindeer?

Hi, hello, don’t mind me, just dropping my fic series here in case you wanna read it. 👉👈 archiveofourown.org/series/4778656

I haven’t gotten to it yet, but there WILL eventually be an installment in my fic series with musical lyrics as titles with lyrics from “Would You Fall In Love With Me Again?” It is SO Wangxian to me

Wangxian Princess Bride AU

I am once again saying Wangxian “Footloose” AU

don't ever question if your fanfic is self-indulgent. question if your fanfic is self-indulgent *enough*

it always gets me when people put "ableists dni" on their neon colored eyestrain carrds covered in overstimulating gifs where i have to zoom in to 140%, highlight the text, and squint to read any of it

I am once again asking why, best friend, sworn brother, or not, Lan Xichen ever thought it was a good idea to just… tell someone that “Oh, by the way, my beloved little brother is gay and helplessly in love with Public Enemy Number One.”

If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction

Just realized that every time I read A Christmas Carol, I always hear Scrooge’s dialogue in the voice of the person who played Scrooge in my dance studio’s production when I was a kid.

Does anyone else find it disturbing that they sell (or used to sell) dog food with pictures of Old Yeller on it?

Everyone who got out of the Xuanwu Cave alive should have owed Lan Zhan and Wei Ying a life-debt, in this essay I will—

THERE’S A FONT MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR PEOPLE WITH LOW VISION, THIS IS A GAME-CHANGER

Video game: You’re trespassing. It’s not too late to turn around. Lan Zhan: … Let’s turn around. Wei Ying, laughing: See, what’s scarier to a-Zhan? Haunted factory or breaking the rules?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEI YING

Hi, maybe leave me some doodles/prompts/questions? cannibalspectacle.straw.page

“KING OF MY HEART” SUB-RADIO FOR RED WHITE AND ROYAL WEDDING SOUNDTRACK IN THIS ESSAY I WILL—

red, white, and royal WEDDING???????

WAKE UP, BABES, NEW MDZS FIC BY REID JUST DROPPED: Wangxian have nightmares. They help each other through it. archiveofourown.org/works/72381686

So I looked up hagelslag, which seems to be chocolate (or fruity, according to google) sprinkles on bread. I feel like Hannibal would disapprove, but if his loved ones wanted it, he would try to make a healthier version somehow.

Hi, maybe leave me some doodles/prompts/questions? cannibalspectacle.straw.page

Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

RIP Wei Wuxian, you would have loved Stardew Valley

IT'S HEEEEEERE my entry for the Omega Will Fest has finally arrived!!!! i hope y'all enjoy, this was a rollercoaster to write!! archiveofourown.org/works/702522...

WAKE UP BESTIES, NEW MDZS FIC FROM REID JUST DROPPED: Lan Wangji, grief, and the village it takes to raise a child. archiveofourown.org/works/71064731

Made some soap sacks! 🧼

Wangxian + “Crazier Than You” from The Addams Family Musical, in this essay I will—

Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.

Thought about “We’ll Be Fine” from Epic + Lan Zhan and a-Yuan and now I’m CRYING

Thought about Lan Zhan kissing Wei Ying’s hands, no one speak to me for 3-5 business days

My stepdad really just… comes into my room uninvited, exhibits mental illness, then leaves.

We don’t talk about Wei Ying, no, no, no, we don’t talk about Wei Ying…

I am 100% sure at least half Sizhui’s age-mates have gigantic “Stacy’s Dad” crushes on one or both of his fathers.

“How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria” is Wei Wuxian-core, to me

RIP Jiang Cheng, you would have loved “Whipped Into Shape” from Legally Blonde

“Hurricane” from Hamilton is a Wei Ying song, in this essay I will—

SAW MY OWN FIC MENTIONED IN A PINTEREST COMMENT, I MADE IT, MA

“Someone will die.” “Of fun!”

walk walk fashion baby

Wei Ying: Last night, Lan Zhan texted me “My love, I am intoxicated” and then five minutes later, his brother texted me a picture of him passed out, phone in hand, with one of my selfies pulled up.

A thought that is abruptly keeping me awake: if Lan Zhan’s birthday is in January and Wei Ying’s birthday is in October, doesn’t that mean they technically aren’t the same age for most of the year?

Nie Huaisang: Why do quiet people like you always end up with loud people like Wei Wuxian? Lan Wangji: Somebody’s gotta tell the waiter my order is wrong, and it’s not gonna be me.

Wei Ying sees a child, says “is anyone gonna parent that?” and then doesn’t wait for an answer

Thought about “Love Like You” in the context of Wei Ying and a-Yuan and now I’m crying 😭