So I looked up hagelslag, which seems to be chocolate (or fruity, according to google) sprinkles on bread. I feel like Hannibal would disapprove, but if his loved ones wanted it, he would try to make a healthier version somehow.

Hi, maybe leave me some doodles/prompts/questions? cannibalspectacle.straw.page

Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

RIP Wei Wuxian, you would have loved Stardew Valley

IT'S HEEEEEERE my entry for the Omega Will Fest has finally arrived!!!! i hope y'all enjoy, this was a rollercoaster to write!! archiveofourown.org/works/702522...

WAKE UP BESTIES, NEW MDZS FIC FROM REID JUST DROPPED: Lan Wangji, grief, and the village it takes to raise a child. archiveofourown.org/works/71064731

Made some soap sacks! 🧼

Wangxian + “Crazier Than You” from The Addams Family Musical, in this essay I will—

Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.

Thought about “We’ll Be Fine” from Epic + Lan Zhan and a-Yuan and now I’m CRYING

Thought about Lan Zhan kissing Wei Ying’s hands, no one speak to me for 3-5 business days

My stepdad really just… comes into my room uninvited, exhibits mental illness, then leaves.

We don’t talk about Wei Ying, no, no, no, we don’t talk about Wei Ying…

I am 100% sure at least half Sizhui’s age-mates have gigantic “Stacy’s Dad” crushes on one or both of his fathers.

“How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria” is Wei Wuxian-core, to me

RIP Jiang Cheng, you would have loved “Whipped Into Shape” from Legally Blonde

“Hurricane” from Hamilton is a Wei Ying song, in this essay I will—

SAW MY OWN FIC MENTIONED IN A PINTEREST COMMENT, I MADE IT, MA

“Someone will die.” “Of fun!”

walk walk fashion baby

Wei Ying: Last night, Lan Zhan texted me “My love, I am intoxicated” and then five minutes later, his brother texted me a picture of him passed out, phone in hand, with one of my selfies pulled up.

A thought that is abruptly keeping me awake: if Lan Zhan’s birthday is in January and Wei Ying’s birthday is in October, doesn’t that mean they technically aren’t the same age for most of the year?

Nie Huaisang: Why do quiet people like you always end up with loud people like Wei Wuxian? Lan Wangji: Somebody’s gotta tell the waiter my order is wrong, and it’s not gonna be me.

Wei Ying sees a child, says “is anyone gonna parent that?” and then doesn’t wait for an answer

Thought about “Love Like You” in the context of Wei Ying and a-Yuan and now I’m crying 😭

Send me fic questions and/or prompts, mayhaps? 👉👈 cannibalspectacle.straw.page

RIP Lan Wangji, you would have loved Bunnicula

RIP Madam Lan, you would have loved “Labour” by Paris Paloma

“Too Sweet” is Wangxian-core, thanks for coming to my TED Talk

is he… y’know…. [mimes cutting your sleeve off]

I always feel personally attacked when British people say “Haych”

The end of an era. 🫡

I am once again saying “We don’t talk about Bruno” but it’s Wei Ying

Margot: So then the pigs get sent to market—- Will: Wait. “This little piggy went to market”, is that… they eat the pigs? I thought they were shopping. Margot: Yeah. That’s what pigs going to market means. They get butchered. Will: MY DAD SAID THEY WERE BUYING FOOD!!

my family: are you ever gonna tell us what those stories you write online are about? me:

“In my defense, Your Honor, my parents named me Hannibal. What else was I expected to do?”

I don’t headcanon anything about my blorbos. Knowledge about them simply comes to me like the word of God to a medieval monarch.

If it’s already been established that I know all the lesser-known reindeer, why is it then necessary to ask if I know the most famous of the reindeer?

Back on my bullshit (listening to “Just A Man” from Epic and crying about Wei Ying)

The woman petitioning SCOTUS to overturn marriage equality in the name of the sanctity of marriage is on her fourth husband.

Wei Ying after creating the Yin Tiger Seal: That’s a surprise Mouse-ka-tool that that will help us later!

A question for my Hambleverse friends: I’m planning on a new installment in the series involving the Hambleverse Graham-Lecters and the Red Dragon. Would y’all prefer that I finish it and post it all in one long oneshot, or should I break it up into chapters?

“Everything Else” from Next to Normal is a Lan Zhan song, in this essay I will—

consider the coconut

Listen. Listen to me. Are you listening? “Poor Unfortunate Souls” but it’s Nie Huaisang convincing Mo Xuanyu to do the soul-sacrifice summoning

Someone: Is this man bothering you? Lan Zhan, looking directly at Wei Ying: Yes, but he’s my husband, so I signed up for this.

The overblown, super dramatic, mid-argument “BECAUSE I LOVE YOU” is the best trope ever invented, I will not be taking criticism at this time

This is Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan enjoys his personal space. This is Wei Ying. Wei Ying also enjoys Lan Zhan’s personal space.